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| Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 10:51am On Jan 17, 2008 |
A Valedictory Service was to be organised by a school for its outgoing students which will feature a Prize-Giving Section. So,all parents were invited and when it got to the awaited Prize-Giving Section;A particular boy won all the prizes to the extent that whenever a subject was being called;it would jointly attract a chorusing of his name. Another guy whose parents were also around waited endlessly for their son to be called but did not. With annoyance.They left.And while driving home;they started abusing the boy and compared him with the brilliant one.They were even quoted to have said:"We wish we could disown this unfortunate son for that boy". The boy did not say anything.One day, they took him out for a Wedding Ceremony.The parking space was boldly written"Park your hummer jeep here and nothing else".Only one man came with hummer and others left in dissappointment because of the cold reception they were given.So,while going home.The boy started talking to himself loudly:How I wish that man was my father and even if I have my way;I would disown this unfortunate father for that rich one.The father was dumbfounded.  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by g4d4f1(m): 12:16pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Nice one.True story. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 1:45pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Thankx.! |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 2:06pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
correct |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 2:51pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 3:08pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
tnxx for the narrative essay |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 3:12pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
clemcykul:you don wake, my guy go crash more |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by larekey(m): 6:36pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
| lol |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
@CLEMCY. THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T USE "ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAY" |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 2:09pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
just watching |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 4:53pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
is dat what ur lesson teacher taught u 2day  argumentative essay* now answer me smart ass 1+1  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 5:02pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
clemcykul: LMAO commonaristole, show her you're damn smart |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
@ Clemcykul.You were the one I was actually referring to in my story of "Guinea Brocade".Abi you've 4gottn that day? |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Migines(m): 6:41pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
? After how she fired u, dis waz all u culd come up wit? O ma she o. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 6:52pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
hehe |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
sorry girl in that post u never mentioned clemcykul  except if u hurry up and modify it, but if u do den indeed u need help. *hails a cab and carries aristole off to yaba* |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 5:39pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
And Yaba left side rejected clemcykul.Rush it to Aro @ Abeokuta.Waiting and praying so that they will @least start the treatment. But it is now eating gabbages.Hurriedly looking for Andrew Liver Salt but there's none |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 5:51pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
aristole, is that the best u can do common, drop some extra stuffs |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by saucekid(m): 9:35pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
extra stuffs like what be specific |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tjtj1(m): 1:39am On Jan 23, 2008 |
clap for urself  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ThugLife1(m): 3:18am On Jan 23, 2008 |
Nice jokes |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Jan 23, 2008 |
@ aristole hahahahah baby i gotcha! lmao ure really pissed and agressive now hahhahah u see i can bring out the shit in you! |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 6:04pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
You ain't serious.Please I got to go home and meet my husband. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 6:15pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
na wa o!!! |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Jan 24, 2008 |
*she hurries home and her husband beats her to a pulp* |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(m): 12:33pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
Clemcykul.That's exactly what the boxer you call an husband does to you daily. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by folly69(m): 12:50pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
comes in de middle and seperates clemcy and aristole (timeout)scores:4-4 |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Emperoh(m): 12:52pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
Clemcy/Migines VS Aristotle. thats fight!!!!!! |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by WesleyanA(f): 12:53pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
| and the moral of the story is. . . . |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by folly69(m): 1:02pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
rings bell looking forward to round 2  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
hehehehehe comes in carries aristole to hell lmao am enjoyn dis now shes frustrated |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by folly69(m): 1:13pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
counts 1,2, looks like it's a knock out aristole looks dazed tries to get up |
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