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| Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by sylvao2000(m): 4:26pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Guys jst read this and see ladies PROCEDURES Please note that the bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the machine for the first time. MALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to the cash machine. * 2 Put down your car window. * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN. * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt * 6 Put window up * 7 Drive off FEMALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to cash machine * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. * 5 Turn the radio down * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car * 9 Insert card * 10 Re-insert card the right way up * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page * 12 Enter PIN. * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. * 14 Enter amount of cash required * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook * 19 Re-check make-up again * 20 Drive forward 2 feet * 21 Reverse back to cash machine * 22 Retrieve card * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind. * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles * 27 Release Parking Break ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BOYS 1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser 2- Insert card 3- Dial code and desired amount 4-Take the cash and the card GIRLS 1-Drive to the bank 2-Check make-up in the mirror 3- Apply perfume 4- Manually check haircut 5- Park car - failure 6- Park car - failure 7- Park car - success 8- Search for the card in the handbag 9- Insert card, rejected by the machine 10- Throw phone card back in handbag 11- look for bank card 12- Insert card 13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag 14- Enter code 15-Study instructions for 2 minutes 16- #Cancel# 17- Re-enter code 18- #Cancel# 19- Call boyfriend to get correct code 20- Enter desired amount 21- #Error# 22- Enter bigger amount 23- #Error# 24- Enter maximum amount 25- Cross fingers 26- Take cash 27- Go back to the car 28- Check make-up in rear mirror 29- Look for keys in handbag 30- Start car 31- Drive 50 meters 32- STOP 33- Drive back to bank machine 34- Go out of the car 35- Take card back from machine 36- Go back to the car 37- Throw card on passenger seat 38- Check make-up in rear mirror 39- Manually check haircut 40- Go into roundabout - wrong way 41- BREAK 42- Go into roundabout - right way 43- Drive 5 kilometers 44- Remove hand brake Why cant ladies jst take the step of Men and let the world go smoothly, |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Women who do this don't have a social life. I can't spend my following 50 years with a machine. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by chinedumo(m): 5:48pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
this is so bad GOD help us and women |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 5:53pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Lmao  Thankfully, i don't carry bags. . ., i ride a motorbike and i really don't have time to waste on inconsequential things. Time is moving. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Omolola1(f): 5:55pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
@iice, you ride a motorbike? |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 5:59pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Yeah |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Omolola1(f): 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
wow! power bike? |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by ShyOne(f): 6:02pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Ohhh this is wonderful I love this - that is me - I have to keep trying to get the car close enough to the drive-thru I pull forward, back up, pull forward, back up check make in rearview mirror But my purse is very organized so there is no dumping onto seat going on lolololololol - thank you to the poster this is very, very funny |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
sylvao2000: This is sooo me!  |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by 190: 6:07pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Iice is it tokubo okada |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 2:39am On Oct 12, 2010 |
190: Better than dilapidated pterodactyls Omolola1:Well depends where i am. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Brownteeth(m): 3:01am On Oct 12, 2010 |
**visualizing iice on top of bike and shakes head** Incomprehensible! which kin lady be this sef?! |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Brownteeth(m): 3:07am On Oct 12, 2010 |
iice are you in or outside naija? Let me know whether your weirdness has to do with foreign influence. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 3:37am On Oct 12, 2010 |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by sohiemi(m): 4:51am On Oct 12, 2010 |
Iice ave got to say that that is soo sexy.u on a power byk,wiv ur ass stickin out. . . . . . . *faints* |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Ikedonn(m): 8:49am On Oct 12, 2010 |
@poster i can't understand what you are trying tol say.Though,ATM machines are not close to the road.There's no way you can be in your car and withdraw money without getting out of the car.Except that's done in naija,here abroad ATM machines is near to the road but you can't withdraw money from your car. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by babyme1(f): 8:59am On Oct 12, 2010 |
rotflmao iice do u actually ride a motorbike  Cool  |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 9:30am On Oct 12, 2010 |
I gather women don't ride bikes in Naija? Funny i grew up with a few who did, but then again my crowd of people have always been. . .not 'normal'. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by InkedNerd(f): 9:34am On Oct 12, 2010 |
iice: lol cool. My mom's onan buy a Harley when she turns 50 |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 10:16am On Oct 12, 2010 |
50? That's really cool Atleast she's not scared of riding. |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Macgreat(m): 10:42am On Oct 12, 2010 |
| Funny Post |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Creamish(f): 11:08am On Oct 12, 2010 |
@ topic . . chicks r not dat bad naaa . .  iice: Funny enuf, in d east(esp in the village), its not new . . .BTW, iv done it before . .was fun . . will prolly get one . .still on ma to-do list |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by 190: 11:20am On Oct 12, 2010 |
This iice is not a human being, She know's that herself~ |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by iice(f): 11:35am On Oct 12, 2010 |
Creamish: You see why i loffs you  |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by sms4health: 12:33pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
Do you want the ladies to be men? The way they act make them who they are. Love them or leave them! |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by Creamish(f): 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
iice: Loffs u too mee dawlin! . . spawnie send his regards from my tummy ! |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by mojounited(m): 8:02pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
Please note that the bank is installing new @poster @Ikedonn, see the part in bold. Ok, we finally know you stay abroad . . . Next time, please read and comprehend a certain post before telling us how you do abroad  Abi d pipu wey dey "abroad" nor dey fit read/understand "abroad" English again  Duh! |
| Re: Ladies Why Too Many Procedures! by abioila(m): 8:25pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
mojounited:roflmao!i wonda o! |
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