this is a competition u all (yab) yab una self die i see u guyz do yo momma battles for threads but now una go do am here ??

na bolajiboak(i dont think d name correct self) inspire mi lol


Rule 1: strictly yo momma jokes

Rule 2: strictly on mistakes

Rule 3: anything goes




by naija from naija

Bleep Off

na who u be ??

thug life yo momma is so fat it takes a year to make a 360° turn around her

Dat waz on "yo momma" season one.
Nigg£r u wack!

@poster

There is a thread called YO MOMMA. Go and paste your stuff there so that we can appreciate it.

There is no medal for starting your own thread

tell him the fact!

u guys dont be so mean, give in some jokes and dont be stupid

yo momma is so fat, she masturbates with a cookbook

hahahahahha

if u hate it then go suck your mama's dick,

You are on your own,nobody should reply to this thread again.

na u get dere mouth ni wéré your mama na very thin bastard dem dey use am as tooth pick

@Junior

e don do for you oh. We respect ourselves in this forum. Pls Yo momma is no avenue to insult a woman old enof to be ur mum. In asmuch as we joke and yab, we still keeps an atom of repect for each other.

This shld be the last time i see this or else . . . . . BAN!!!

u guys just dey make me laugh big time.hahahahahahahaa
this junior guy don kolo wella

ok ok he don do dis post is closed!!!!!

man! my guy fear

ok, ok junior
u have been noticed, can u leave now?

junior ha! ure such a naugty boy oya come let me bath u *after bathing junior gently tucks him into bed* learn to respect ur elders ok?

Junior boy,

You're not looking bad in your pyjamas, Mama clemy did a nice job bathing and dressing you

@Phiniter

But mama clemcy complains that Junior uses more pampers than necessary

abi Junior dey see im period?

pls leave my son alone junior go back to bed dont mind ur elder brova, wait daddy miggie to come take u to school

Na too much pampering dey make Junior insult im elders

Clemcy u don born again?
hey migines no dey sleep oooooooooooooo

hmmm

hhahahahahahha
funny

*junior asks mum can you give me a Mouth Action?*

can u guys free junior, haba

ya mama fat so tey her belt size na equator

buuhahha lol ariba, Hcl just the yo mama gave u ryte quite interesting

hcl yo momma so thin she could pass through a closed door

UNa yo momma jokes dry

Man i miss nairaland it's good to ba back.

Dime

Introduce yaself cos we dont know u