Did you say anything funny during labor and delivery? What did you say?

Who remembers stuff like that. Most of the talk is gibberish anyways.

Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

Easier said than done bt wait are u male or female if male am nt surprised bt if female he go soon reach ur turn.

lol @ e go soon reach ur turn

Ariyke: Easier said than done bt wait are u male or female if male am nt surprised bt if female he go soon reach ur turn.

I am a guy, but I was just playing the devil's advocate. I give kudos to you ladies. Carrying a pregnancy and delivering the baby cant be a child's play. A whole human being inside me! I hail women o.

I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

Nothing

After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday!

When I was having my first baby, I was more worried about my husband than I was about myself, he was hysterical, i was calm, and he kept getting worked up because I was so calm, lol, cultural differences, I kept saying "sweety, calm down" and he was saying "dont tell me to be calm". , reverse labour. My family members teased him to no end, crying louder than the bereaved

When i had my 1st baby was d only time i said something funny, i said "if this is what mother pass thru during labour, then,any child who is rude to his/her mother should be crucified upside down"
When i was done, come and see laugh, eehn was wondering if i could say such horrible thing. But 4 d subsequent labours, experience helped, i was just calling/saying "JESUS! JEESUS! HELP ME OH JESUS!

[color=#000099][/color]i guess sum ladies will call out dier husby name so loud n say "rex na u ooooooooooooo"hmmmmmmmmmmm

I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

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234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

4 ur mind

s0 many threads ab0uT lab0ur,
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Wetin dey aPPun seF

I was asking God to forgive me that I will never do it again! because the pain was SOOO terrible that I thought God was punishing me for getting pregnant out of wedlock! Well even after 3 more births the pain seems to be the same and all I say now is THANK YOU JESUS!!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!! OH JESUS!!!

Not yet my turn

What I've heard is usually what they say 9months before the D-day.

Is nt alwaz funny whn in labor buh few days afta delivery u wil stat hearin stories of wat u said 4rm either ur sista or ur fwend or ur mother inlaw who waz dia durin d labor. . . . . . Nd u wil neva belv dia stories.

Ariyke: Easier said than done bt wait are u male or female if male am nt surprised bt if female he go soon reach ur turn.

234GT: I am a guy, but I was just playing the devil's advocate. I give kudos to you ladies. Carrying a pregnancy and delivering the baby cant be a child's play. A whole human being inside me! I hail women o.

Hmm.... I am a guy and my elder sister was just delivered of a baby last week... I was by the labour room then... Kai... I give 28 Gbosa to you ladies... But it questions me a lot why some of you ladies are just like dirt around guys and at the end go thru such... It will be well with all mothers and may God allow them reap the fruit of labour... BTW I wont say all I heard ... hehehehehe

234GT: I am a guy, but I was just playing the devil's advocate. I give kudos to you ladies. Carrying a pregnancy and delivering the baby cant be a child's play. A whole human being inside me! I hail women o.

I once delivered apkwu..

[s]Usually the same thing they say during ***[/s]

lol. for me, i kept on pleading wt my unborn baby to have mercy on me. we had already named him b4 he was born. so i kept on calling his name, begging him to take it easy wt me. laffssssssss. i conciously made efforts nt to swear or curse at my husband.

In our former house, a private hospital was our neighbor so we often overhear what goes down there like the cries when someone dies, the screams of joy after a safe delivery etc.
One early morning around 2 am or so, from my sleep I heard a woman yelling at the top of her voice, the shout was too much so many people woke up, she was saying " Mummy please forgive me for all I've done to you,is this what you went through? Chei chi mu o biko nu ooo" small time she will start again in a sing-like tone "Let that man not come near me o, I will kill him oo, he's a wicked man,look at what he's done to me, ewoo who sent me oo" etc, most of these she said in igbo, she kept shouting after taking few minutes breaks, mehn I had to go back to bed, in the morning we learnt she had twins.

I remember i was whistling and the matron was making jest of me. I replied her in yoruba "E je n ma sufe ooooo" (allow me to whistle ooooo or let me just continue whistling).... funny memory.

ledafaze:


Hmm.... I am a guy and my elder sister was just delivered of a baby last week... I was by the labour room then... Kai... I give 28 Gbosa to you ladies... But it questions me a lot why some of you ladies are just like dirt around guys and at the end go thru such... It will be well with all mothers and may God allow them reap the fruit of labour... BTW I wont said all I heard ... hehehehehe

amen

My neighbour who's a nurse once told me that one loud-mouthed Yoruba woman cursed her child(?) for bringing her so much pain during labour - Ko ni da fun iya e, iwoo omo buruku yi. That's what she shouted angrily at her child.

whether it's talking nonsense during labour or not, the

truth is giving birth to a baby isn't easy at all.

i really respect the ladies becos of this.

IfeLuvely: After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday!

Gas n Air.........are u normal?

freecocoa: In our former house, a private hospital was our neighbor so we often overhear what goes down there like the cries when someone dies, the screams of joy after a safe delivery etc.
One early morning around 2 am or so, from my sleep I heard a woman yelling at the top of her voice, the shout was too much so many people woke up, she was saying " Mummy please forgive me for all I've done to you,is this what you went through? Chei chi mu o biko nu ooo" small time she will start again in a sing-like tone "Let that man not come near me o, I will kill him oo, he's a wicked man,look at what he's done to me, ewoo who sent me oo" etc, most of these she said in igbo, she kept shouting after taking few minutes breaks, mehn I had to go back to bed, in the morning we learnt she had twins.

my mum said Igbo women make lot's a noise during child birth.. Just like acn, they tend 2 over hype d pains... Kudos 2 all gud mothers out there.