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Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skydeep(f): 10:41pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
My son was playing in the living room and accidentally hit his head on the table. I heard the sound but pretended not to notice so he would just endure the pain and continue playing. I was surprised to hear him yelled ''Jesus! I hate this table!!!" I was cleaning up her sister's poop when he came to me and said giggling " Mummy, Olivia is disgusting, ewwwwww" . I almost wore the diaper on his small head. "Mum, Why do you always laugh at night?"(Pillow talks with hubby at night) 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Lolss,good though Mine was my Godson,after he went to school and came back frowning,I asked him boy what the problem and he said daddy I wasted a lot of money today(in igbo)I just cud nt help it but to laugh so much nd he was shocked asking me why am laughing.The thing that was funny was the way he kept his face saying that he has wasted a lot of money 8 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Odunharry(m): 11:01pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
edozie04:lmao....he spent alot now |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Odunharry:It was just 90naira,I just could not help it than to reimburse him |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by temhab(f): 11:21pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
My three year old daughter "Dont give me nylon money ooo i want the one that has two heads" I was like see this girl o 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Kanwulia: 11:28pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Miami. . . .You have too much body MEAT! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:50pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
My 3yr old once told me Mumi,i dnt like ur frnd,she begs too much. Anoda frnd of mine ws in my hse, complaining of his wife behaviour, my dota looked @ him nd said If u dnt like her, y did u marry her? D guy jux got up nd went to his house. I ws helping her wit her home wrk one day, i wanted to b sure she knew wat she ws doing, so i ws trying to confuse her,d little madam said,mumi i dnt blame u, u r alwz sitting at home without going to sch,i wil tel my daddy to bring u to my sch,so dat u wil knw book 32 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by woky: 12:01am On Nov 13, 2014 |
reading comments is the only thing I can do here.. I never marry letalone... |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by woky: 12:03am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae:You expect me to believe your daughter is 3yrz?? 13 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 12:12am On Nov 13, 2014 |
woky:U nid her birth certificate or a video to c some of her audios n videos, cos i record her most times to show her in future 2 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by toxco: 12:52am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae:she is very smart, datz all I can say about your kid. But u will av to caution her, cos in the future u won't get blame on her from people. |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 2:34am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae: bwuhahahahahahahahahahah That last one though 1 Like |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 3:46am On Nov 13, 2014 |
toxco:Tnx, i do beat her, dunno wat else to do to caution her, u can imagine d embarrasement wen she told my mother in law dt d soup she cookd is nt sweet,nd ws asking her if she forgot to put maggi, tnk God her fada ws dre to calm his mum, cos d woman said i ws d one who must av said it to her hearing,God knws im innocent. Pls anyone dt knw hw i can tame her mouth shuld pls tell me,her fada believes she wil out grow it 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by darisgod(m): 4:24am On Nov 13, 2014 |
My 1 yr n 4 months old daughter will always say shout with her finger across her lips whenever shout or tell her to leave or drop sumtin 1 Like |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 5:33am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae: I don't advice you 'tame' her mouth. She's just 3 years old. Any adult that is offended by what she says must be more immature than she is. When she is a little older, you can teach her social skills gradually. 11 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 5:52am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae: That wasn't so nice. Please teach her to not interfere in adult talks like that. That isn't being sharp. That is being naughty and ill mannered. And for your friend to walk away; it shows that you didn't see anything wrong in what your daughter said and prolly didn't caution her on the spot. Please, it will be your own undoing if you go on thinking she will outgrow it. What if she doesn't? This is actually the best time to start inculcating good values. The foundation just has to be right. . . 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by madampresident(f): 6:28am On Nov 13, 2014 |
I went to market with my 3yr old G-daughter and a guy said she is fine and he wants to marry her. She was like..."No, you can not marry me now, I am small. When I grow up and people start calling me Aunty, you will marry me." Everybody pick laugh o. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by beeevan: 7:21am On Nov 13, 2014 |
" Mummy why are you walking around like a bussy cat (pussy cat)?" he asked . 2 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by xynerise: 8:00am On Nov 13, 2014 |
beeevan:He may be right . He knows you "CATwalk" all the time even to the bathroom |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by woky: 8:02am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae:yes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by beeevan: 8:04am On Nov 13, 2014 |
xynerise: E no get wetin person no go hear for kids' mouth. |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by woky: 8:05am On Nov 13, 2014 |
soso daughter. No son?? |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by xynerise: 8:06am On Nov 13, 2014 |
beeevan:Kids are just drunk adults 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by widowhusband: 10:13am On Nov 13, 2014 |
was at a friends family house for a wedding ,one of the children abt 4+ after noticing his father,2 or 3 uncles being called Onche (their surname) obviously by their respective colleagues who also came around. The small boy come ask him father 'daddy all of you with uncle your name is onche? All we adults laf tire for dia 1 Like |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:01am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Abuamam:I hope so o, she wil be 4 in May, wen can i start teaching her? |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:04am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Abuamam:I hope so o, she wil be 4yrs in May,wen can i start teaching her? |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:09am On Nov 13, 2014 |
Phema:I slapd her mouth b4 d guy got to d door, bt d truth is, dat ws d last time d guy came to complain at his wife. (he alwz cum to complain abt hw ungrateful his wife is, hw she nags, hw he made mistake marrying her etc) |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:13am On Nov 13, 2014 |
woky:Thomas, pm me or drop ur whatsapp nos |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 11:27am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae: Lol. I'm sure your little girl had had enough of his constant whining and decided to "set him straight". 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by Nobody: 11:29am On Nov 13, 2014 |
skillzbae: Don't send your daughter's videos to anyone You don't have anything to prove IMO 7 Likes |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by egopersonified(f): 11:40am On Nov 13, 2014 |
When I had my third son, my second said 'we dont even have a baby girl, mummy go and buy a baby girl for us' . I laugh die. The day I took the new born baby for immunization, both of them kept following me around the hospital saying, 'mummy wants to return the baby' and I am like return the baby to who? The doctor, God or back to my womb? 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 12:22pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
alutacontinua:Aiit,tnx |
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