freecocoa: Hmm omo this your lie no sell o, how can you pick up a whole gecko and take a bite without knowing? Abeg edit this lie abeg.
But menh this has got to be the biggest lie here, was the gecko cooked as part of the animals in the soup or what? Abi you ate a life gecko? Kai I duff my hat for you sha.

Perhaps d gecko ws diced

Found bullet in ma beans jst lastnite

Yomieluv: I've seen spirit in the water I wanted to drink before.

uhm? Dat 1 cwious o! U no cum go church ni?

Nail in egusi soup.

SOUTH SOUTH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I ATE IN ONE OF MY MEALS SOMETIME LAST YEAR WHICH I WILL NEVER FORGET IN A HURRY, IT WAS A GOAT PENIS !! I ATE IT HALF WAY BEFORE REALIZING IT.. IT WAS TERRIBLE, THOUGH IT WAS SWEET..

That thing is so sweet oh!

1 shortblackboy: i found a fishing hook in my egusi soup

The hook's probably from the okporoko. Most times, the fish swallow's the hook. Unfortunately, the cook didn't clean the storkfish well. Hope the hook no catch you too?

SOUTH SOUTH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I ATE IN ONE OF MY MEALS SOMETIME LAST YEAR WHICH I WILL NEVER FORGET IN A HURRY, IT WAS A GOAT PENIS !! I ATE IT HALF WAY BEFORE REALIZING IT.. IT WAS TERRIBLE, THOUGH IT WAS SWEET..

u don chop pri..ck b dat. D tin sweet u? Am sure sey guyz own go dey sweeter. Guyz pull ur pantz down!

Dopefiend:

Perhaps d gecko ws diced

Found bullet in ma beans jst lastnite

bulletz ke? Na war front u dey? If no, dat 1 na 1st class lie o:/

For traditional ceremony i found cow left nya-sh for my egwusi soup.chai it sweet die.

Just yesterday, I found strands of hair in the fufu I was eating.
spoilt perewinkle. Ants.
Maggi in the soup, I slept without eating that night. Hook.

prettiest1: Just yesterday, I found strands of hair in the fufu I was eating.
spoilt perewinkle. Ants.
Maggi in the soup, I slept without eating that night. Hook.

u found all this on top one meal?
Datz pathetic!

ciphoenix: how did it get there

hw d condom got in2 d rice?sincerely i dnt know.it was my wife dat saw it wen she was abt boilin it

Unlucky me, found this thread while eating

I've found different kinda stuff i can't even recall. Seeing stones in my beans meal is no new thing. Same applies to strands of hair. Gosh! That can be so disgusting. I remember guite some years back i found a kind of egilé(snail) in my soup. Unlike the normal snail people eat.

Sleekknight: Found stone in my beans

everybody finds stone in their rice or beans in Naija. that is not strange.

Gialmine:
bulletz ke? Na war front u dey? If no, dat 1 na 1st class lie o:/

naija na warfront na wit al d recent tragedies

clerkent: For traditional ceremony i found cow left nya-sh for my egwusi soup.chai it sweet die.

How u take knw say na d left yansh

na waoh my own na ring inside catfish pepper soup

stereo:

Exactly the same thing I found in my soup. I was very surprised.

The Fish hook is usually from Stock-fish head.

I Saw a well painted nails ladies normally fix in my fried rice in an eatery the name of the place is called RENNYS in Port Harcout.

Found a small polythene bag in a bottle of fanta some years ago and spyrogyra in a bottle of coca-cola clinging to the bottom of the bottle...at a chinese restaurant, found what looked like lizard in the stir fried nicely chopped { the flesh was lizard green, the texture wasn't that of fish, poultry or beef}...so I figured it must have been lizard!

Ya! I remember like 8years ago when i was eating my dinner, just discovered i was having a hard substance in my mouth. I just brought it out of my mouth and realised it was a hook with little thread attached to it. Gat to know it was in one of the stock fish i was given that night. I was just grateful to God that i didnt swallow it that night

Hook (in the head of a fish)
Cockroach
Flies

clerkent: For traditional ceremony i found cow left nya-sh for my egwusi soup.chai it sweet die.

how u take know say na left nya-sh

Neoviper147: [size=16pt]Boko-Haram Bombs[/size]

lmao, na die be dat.

Mavrick2012: O boy,i was already chewin d tin b4 i discova say na cokroch.i hate odinary maggi tochin my mouth,d day i saw a complete(undisolvd)maggi in my soup i almost vomit.CAN U IMAGIN CONDOM INSIDE RICE?!!! d day i saw it i was...

If u saw condom like u claimed then I don't believe you cuz it means u didn't wash d rice before cooking it

Well I ve not really seen sometin weird in my food before cuz I'm always very careful even in my drinking water but I rem when I was in d boarding house in secondary schl big big hefty and mighty LIZARDS do swim in our pot of soup... And sometimes last year my friend nd I were thirsty so we bought a bottle of cold viju milk and had almost finished it when we noticed a strange thickness at d bottom. Only God knows wat it was cuz we threw d rest away and spat severally(medicine after death)

2003, Buka 3 in Unilorin, asked 4 a plate of jollof rice with plantain n meat only 2 seat down n find d side of d plate of food lined wit catarrh. D small yellow kind, shouted my head off @ d gal dat served me.
Durin my AFCS days, men d list is countless, stones, shards of glass, hair, asbestos e.t.c. Wat choice do u have other dan remove d obstructn n eat or go hungry.

stereo:

Exactly the same thing I found in my soup. I was very surprised.

its from d stock fish

I've found finger nails inside vegetable soup prepared by my galfrnd. And i've also found bullet inside bushmeat pepper soup, though it was found by my galfrnd she tot it was engagement ring

Inside food, I've found the following:
Roaches.
Rat poo.
Maggots(inside fried chicken).
Blood(dripping from Munchies' southern fried chicken when I took d first bite).
Housefly.
Caterpillar(inside vegetable soup).
Hair.
Housefly eggs(inside wrapped fufu).

Inside a particular "agbo" my mother-in-law brought for me when I suffered a miscarriage, I found the following:
Live maggots,
Live earthworms,
Live mosquito larva
Some long and slender white worms that wriggled very fast(never seen them before).
Not to forget, the stuff stank so bad. I called her and started screaming on the phone, "mummy, e wo nkan to wa ninu agbo o! Ekolo ati idin! Mummy, mi o le mu o!
She kept pleading that I drank the stuff, that it will kill whatever caused the miscarriage.
After I ended the call, I wiped my tears and poured the whole 5litre keg down the drain.

ijebuboy18: 2003, Buka 3 in Unilorin, asked 4 a plate of jollof rice with plantain n meat only 2 seat down n find d side of d plate of food lined wit catarrh. D small yellow kind, shouted my head off @ d gal dat served me.
Durin my AFCS days, men d list is countless, stones, shards of glass, hair, asbestos e.t.c. Wat choice do u have other dan remove d obstructn n eat or go hungry.

Better by far!!

hazureal: Inside food, I've found the following:
Roaches.
Rat poo.
Maggots(inside fried chicken).
Blood(dripping from Munchies' southern fried chicken when I took d first bite).
Housefly.
Caterpillar(inside vegetable soup).
Hair.
Housefly eggs(inside wrapped fufu).

Inside a particular "agbo" my mother-in-law brought for me when I suffered a miscarriage, I found the following:
Live maggots,
Live earthworms,
Live mosquito larva
Some long and slender white worms that wriggled very fast(never seen them before).
Not to forget, the stuff stank so bad. I called her and started screaming on the phone, "mummy, e wo nkan to wa ninu agbo o! Ekolo ati idin! Mummy, mi o le mu o!
She kept pleading that I drank the stuff, that it will kill whatever caused the miscarriage.
After I ended the call, I wiped my tears and poured the whole 5litre keg down the drain.

Walahi your belle don suffer. U suppose wash am with jik and klin.