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Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by wedeoh(m): 6:05pm On Nov 04, 2012
Honestly the Police is not your Friend and for Bail is free please wake up because you even pay just to write Statements in the station
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Revolva(m): 6:08pm On Nov 04, 2012
Nigerian Police are the most currupted institution I have ever known- Bleep dem all very useless set of people never report any monetery issue to dem cos you will be a suspect and they too must collect their share

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Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by richfaxy: 6:09pm On Nov 04, 2012
Police is the Friend of your POCKET
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2012
No.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by franchizy(m): 6:13pm On Nov 04, 2012
Tufiakwa
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Moshkom(m): 6:14pm On Nov 04, 2012
. . .We olso as an understandn nd a good citizen; we ol kno dey mean d OPPOSITE ov wat dey ryt...
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Clemzy16(m): 6:14pm On Nov 04, 2012
Actually, Nigerian police are your friends but never trust them. But, if bail is free all criminals should be out of prison by now.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by ashdre: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2012
Taa
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Pakavy(m): 7:00pm On Nov 04, 2012
Serendipity: Basically this is at best utopian and academic as it has only little practicality. At any rate, people are still being bailed for free. It's just that most people that are aware that there is a circumstantial evidence against against them, once they hear there is a possibility of their case being taken to court tend to settle it immediately because they don't want to risk being kept behind bars. Whereas some that didn't commit any crime still part with princely sum of money when our corrupt police start giving them barrage of threats. The fears of the former is justified while that of the later is not.
Erroneously too, some see going to court as going to jail. It is abysmal that the citizenry lack sensitization in that regard. This is coupled with the fact that many people do not have time to enforce their rights and the police tend to frustrate the efforts of those that try same.
But I tell you that if you know your onions you can get bail free; even if the police talk gibberish, you can easily through your lawyer. apply for bail at the nearest magistrate or high court
oga by d tym u finish dat process u wuld nid 2 c a shrink
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by dnawah(m): 7:02pm On Nov 04, 2012
No! i had a terrible experience with them.they just picked me on the way and lock me up till the next day .my pal have to say 3k for my release.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by jemkob: 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2012
Police, your worst nightmare... They become your friend when you're in serious trouble(serious trouble=big cash)
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by 1shortblackboy: 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2012
If police na my friend boko haram na my brother
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by bigt2(m): 7:38pm On Nov 04, 2012
سحيميظل: One thing I have learnt.
Do not try to show you have rights to nigerian security officials, if they stop you and want their #20, give it to them. Everybody is happy.
gbam!!
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Gabrielsylar(m): 7:39pm On Nov 04, 2012
Bali is free now......thats why ALUU fools they put trye on pples neck
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by begwong: 7:45pm On Nov 04, 2012
i went and bail someone recently.
the bail was actually free but d oga in-charge say make i find something for kola give am
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2012
Thats the opposite of it meaning Police is not your friend and your bail is not free
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Josh316(m): 9:31pm On Nov 04, 2012
The Police is Your friend... It doesn't mean if you offend your friend Him no go brush you... na 'FRIENDLY BRUSHING' grin

Bail is free... Na the handcuffs, cell space and the petrol you dey pay for, afterall, dem no talk say the cell accommodation na free... grin


So you see, the police no talk lie true naa
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Igweka(m): 9:52pm On Nov 04, 2012
Why do we critisise Police. Why cant we ask government if they have play their part by paying allowances to police and supply the necessary thing to police.e.g stationaries, fuel,motor maintainance.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Igweka(m): 9:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
[quote
author=we_de_oh]Honestly the Police is not your Friend and for Bail is
free please wake up because you even pay just to write Statements in the
station[/quote] becaus that statement paper is being bought,government dnt supply it.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Asemo11(m): 10:07pm On Nov 04, 2012
CrazyMan: But they're your friends na...after all its only N20 they requested for...I believe you're worth much more than N20 so why not give it to them.

Must you complain because of N20...smh Nigerians are stingy. grin
he be like say u dad na police
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
Nigerian Police your friends? He he he there's no difference between them and their brothers Armed robbers!
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nuzo1(m): 12:33am On Nov 05, 2012
Theoretically, yes. In practicality, NO!

As much as we all agree that the police have become such a mess of itself, it should be noted that they are human beings and thereby will find it difficult to be friendly to stubborn, currupt and voilent Nigerians.

Any supprise we have their mottos as "fire for fire" etc
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 1:38am On Nov 05, 2012
Soldier man don slap u or use G-belt flog u b4? Not until dose tinz happen 2 u b4 u go knw say truely police na our friend.
As for the Bail is free, my guy i say dose words are Acronyms.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by kunleblack: 5:32am On Nov 05, 2012
In Nigeria ,the Police is ur "Fiend" and Bail is Not Free..
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by AdeniyiA(m): 5:42am On Nov 05, 2012
they are ur friends in dis concept;
if u've ever had a squabble wt a soldier before n u're beaten...eeeewoooh! u go kno say,police na ur friendly friend o
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Successfigure: 6:17am On Nov 05, 2012
Police are worst{hell}people i can ever move with.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by 360command: 6:21am On Nov 05, 2012
Bail is free, but it depends on the offence as well as police can be your friend. It all depends on the rendezvous.

Drunkard: If u r caught driving drunk or behaving drunk thereby creating a confusion in d street or road, the police have the right to detain you. - this is done to clear out the highness in you thereby releasing you a few hours or the next day.

Family conflicts- two brothers fighting or mom and dad fighting and someone calls d police . The police can detain the both of you either by separating you two or be together. That way, the spirit of fight,anger within you two must have disappeared. The police can release you out freely if you two promise not to fight anymore.

This two points I wrote happened when I was with a frd as well as the 2nd point happened when I was fighting with my brother- we were detained and kept behind counter
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by StanleyDivine(m): 7:18am On Nov 05, 2012
Billyonaire: Yes, Police is your friend, except you are a criminal fellow and Yes, bail is free when you have your lawyer by your side at the Police Station.

Where d Apo Six criminal fellows? What abt other innocent souls that ve been wasted via extra-judicial killings n stray bullet incidents? What do u need to be convinced that Naija police do arrest innocent n well-to-do citizens,escort them to banks to forcefully withdraw “bail money” only to shoot them after collecting the millions from them?
The Nigerian Police is ur friend if u ve political clout. Even @ that be careful.Bail is free if u ve a lawyer? Funny,huh? Ur lawyer will come more than twice,n u will remain in dia custody cos they re still investigating u.
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 8:22am On Nov 05, 2012
Serendipity: Basically this is at best utopian and academic as it has only little practicality. At any rate, people are still being bailed for free. It's just that most people that are aware that there is a circumstantial evidence against against them, once they hear there is a possibility of their case being taken to court tend to settle it immediately because they don't want to risk being kept behind bars. Whereas some that didn't commit any crime still part with princely sum of money when our corrupt police start giving them barrage of threats. The fears of the former is justified while that of the later is not.
Erroneously too, some see going to court as going to jail. It is abysmal that the citizenry lack sensitization in that regard. This is coupled with the fact that many people do not have time to enforce their rights and the police tend to frustrate the efforts of those that try same.
But I tell you that if you know your onions you can get bail free; even if the police talk gibberish, you can easily through your lawyer. apply for bail at the nearest magistrate or high court
Broz.. Do majistrate courtz give bail immediately? People part wt money 4 bail becos dey dont want 2 remain in counter or cell & u knw d police will do evrythin (threathz, fake advise, entreatiez etc) to get monet frm u..
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by nairaman66(m): 8:34am On Nov 05, 2012
("Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True?)

NAYHEEE

Police is my Enemy. And Bail is a must!
Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Nobody: 8:55am On Nov 05, 2012
Police my fwend, 4 which area bail be free.

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