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Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
dani1luv:This is d joke! 1 Like |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by vascey(m): 6:17pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
acidosis™: I tell you. This guy got me cracking. |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Truckpusher(m): 6:26pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Each one of us can make changes no matter how little ,but majority of Nigerian youths prefer to jeer,mock and ridicule their father land forgetting that wherever they are today was built by youths and generations like them....we can keep blaming the government, but we can't lie to our future generation about the shameless roles we played. 5 Likes |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by LagosBoi2(m): 6:27pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation. Frankly ko, stanly ni..abegi commoti joor...u no sabi beta joke. 1 Like |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by vicholas(m): 6:31pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Very funny |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by bluelaptop: 6:40pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
lan tan . |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by maninmood(m): 6:42pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
dani1luv: Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos: |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Kslib(m): 6:43pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.Haba,you blind? Even mugabe go laugh for dis joke.. Abeg try loosen up,so dat your strong concrete face go soft small..no offense## |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Cleanman(m): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE. |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Roon9(m): 6:50pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
[quote author=eduson55]this joke is too expensive for my coountry.[/quote Shut up! Imagine if hurricane nmadi hit 9ja |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 6:53pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
maninmood: you go school? |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 6:54pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by tevinsolt: 6:58pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
New yorker: do you guys have to sleep in your home when its freezing without heat? Lagos: no |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by prettyboi1(m): 6:59pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands. 9 Likes |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by decepticos(m): 7:01pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Cleanman: ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE.So you are on the verge of proclaiming every Nigerian a retard/slowpoke, because every Nigerian KNOWS the is straight out hillarious. No offence though if you happen to reside in NY and NJ, i'v not been to either or seen any of, my heart reaches out to u man. |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by chucky234(m): 7:02pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Creativity at its pinnacle |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by chucky234(m): 7:04pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Cleanman: ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE.Meaning? |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 7:05pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
This was quite funny but it's unfortunate that while a part of the US is being affected by natural disaster, in Nigeria our own natural disaster is our government and leaders which actually affects us worse than hurricane sandy has affected them. SMH vigorously! 2 Likes |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by chucky234(m): 7:07pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.Omo see yarn |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by bunmioguns(m): 7:11pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
@Dani......Nice Joke....Me love it Obinoscopy: Nice one, very original jst because d link was nt provided doesn't mean dt d joke is original...why nt check http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/group/IgboWorldForum/message/151558?var=1&l=1 nd see for urself... |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by realsammie(m): 7:11pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
dabrake: I also experience hurricane wenger every week...and hurricane Manchester 'referee' united |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Revolva(m): 7:11pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
New york and jersey haha I feel for them o dem never stay in darkness before sha and queue for filling station before haha if you see queue of cars for fillin station its so long never seen such before - omo na wa o |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Curiouscity(m): 7:18pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands. +1000 Likes!!! |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by stacomaster(m): 7:20pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
;DLwkmd |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by mbhs139(m): 7:20pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
dabrake: I also experience hurricane wenger every week Hurricane Wenger!!!! |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by greaterlove(m): 7:39pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.waoh, that was great man. i so love your comment. |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Leopantro: 7:40pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Daewoods: Number 11 to comment, Glory be to God. you are hilarious |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 7:42pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands. very well said!!!! unfortunately, Nigerians are animals!!! |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by ezicat: 7:51pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Awesome joke...it would have been more accurate if it said since BEFORE independence (it's not like we've ever been a developed country)...but awesome and to point. I also liked most of the responses (who knew?!). Having more and more people who are unsatisfied with the way things are is a start - a slow start...a VERY slow start is a start none the less. The more people that are unsatisfied with having a big house without security or power or good roads to said house, the more likely we will elect governments that work on these issues....still pretty boi hit the nail on the head: let each one of us be the change we want to see. 1 Like |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by uchechuwku: 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Kpac: This is a very good joke Please, kindly explain to me how you laughed so BIG 2 Likes |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by caspapa(m): 8:01pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
engineerd: With all due respect, i will love it if you can recall your statement, remember your friends, your brothers and sisters are all Nigerians, not to talk about people that God used to bring you to the world. I hope you get my points now. 2 Likes |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Man In Hurricane Ravaged New York & A Lagosian by Nobody: 8:02pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.gosh! Must u guys always take tins too serious. Are u a saddist ni?? Abeg loosen up joor! No one's making fun of them. The joke's actually bringing out the flaws and problems in our country by comparing to another..and in a humorous way. #btw, don't forget we're still nigerians..#suffering and smiling |
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