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I Want A "Divorce" by Adenex3051(m): 6:07am On Nov 06, 2012 |
At the rate my girlfriend of two months is going,i may soon add a new title to my name "divorced" but never married. A few week after agreeing to date me,she misplaced her phone and i had to flash it to know where d phone is,and to my surprise,my name was saved as "my husband",well i pretended as if was well. A week ago i wanted to call her,searched 4 her name on my phone,when i couldnt find it i dialled d number,i almost fainted when i say "my wife" displayed on d screen,obvious i knew it was my gf at work. As if all that were not enough,last weekend friends called to accuse me of getting married wtout informing them,i asked 4 d source of d info:facebook,my gf had gotten "married" 2 me on facebook wtout my knowledge. I want a "divorce". This is d story of a friend, Nairalanders pls advice |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by uyiekpenm(f): 6:11am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Hahahaha She is so in love with you.why do u want to divorce her. You better reciprocate the lovE. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 7:01am On Nov 06, 2012 |
This must be lust. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 7:02am On Nov 06, 2012 |
So you actually gave a girl you don't itenf to marry you FB username and password? I won't be suprised if she sends invitations to your wedding without your knowledge |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by k2039: 7:09am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44: So you actually gave a girl you don't itenf to marry you FB username and password? Perfect answer,I was about to ask how she changed his status to married without his consent(since you need the other party to agree) 1 Like |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by k2039: 7:11am On Nov 06, 2012 |
OP just go and by the your girlfriends casket and make the necessary preparation for her burial. The simple truth her is that if you file for a divorce on this particular matter,that girl will never survive it. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 7:16am On Nov 06, 2012 |
k2039:The guy should have known better it is not too late. @OP, change your password on every social network, put a password on your phone and STOP HAVING SEX WITH HER |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 7:22am On Nov 06, 2012 |
What is with Women and their 'desperate nature??' |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 7:23am On Nov 06, 2012 |
binger: What is with Women and the 'desperate nature??'Lol |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Andrew3(m): 7:28am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Get a sticker 'Just divorced' and place on your car, make sure she sees you driving with it. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 7:28am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44:seriously dude,some ladies can 'run faster' than u in a r/ship.when u are still talkin of meeting her friends,she is already talking of u meeting her parents...it is 'lolable' |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by vivianc(f): 8:58am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by doeeyed: 9:03am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44: So you actually gave a girl you don't itenf to marry you FB username and password? Ha ha... Op. Need to sit her down and firmly reign her in!!!! Otherwise, she faces the consequences. In the absence of change then..... |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Idowuogbo(f): 9:10am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Shattap joor! Una dey mummy and daddy for house but u no wan buy d Swarovski? U lucky she no put pregnant and happily married. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Syncan(m): 9:14am On Nov 06, 2012 |
hahaha...guys he may not have given her his FB password, if she changes her status on her own page to be "married to....(his name), it will be seen by his friends if they are friends with the babe too.But this is very funny really, however looking at it from another angle it could be a display of faith bigger than mustard seed...depending on which preacher she is listening to. Lol Any way guy,overlook this thing na and see if she be good girl, no use her "faith" judge am na 1 Like |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by fairygeh(f): 9:19am On Nov 06, 2012 |
So funny.this is faith @ work oooo.ur girlfy has faith dat u gonna marry her so dnt fall her hand.she is taking it by force now,forcefully taking her possession |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 9:27am On Nov 06, 2012 |
doe-eyed:He really needs to have a talk with her. The whole divorce thing might be over rated but just a serious talk and he might wanna keep all sharp objects away while they are having that talk |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by doeeyed: 9:32am On Nov 06, 2012 |
^^^^^^ Now you're sooo funny..... '"Keep sharp things away.." Hope you're good! |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 9:35am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Hey, the main ish is that you not married! Why bothering yourself with nothing? |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 9:37am On Nov 06, 2012 |
doe-eyed:I am good ma'am. I replied you know |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 9:40am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Tashamania: Hey, the main ish is that you not married! Why bothering yourself with nothing?It is a big deal girl cos apparently, she is messing with his personal stuff. What stops her from calling his mum and setting up a meet with her and introduce herself as his fiance? And is anyone forgetting that this girl might just be disturbing his other "runs" he might be tasting another babe on FB and the "married" thing is getting in the way |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 10:00am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Adenex3051: At the rate my girlfriend of two months is going,i may soon add a new title to my name "divorced" but never married. A few week after agreeing to date me,she misplaced her phone and i had to flash it to know where d phone is,and to my surprise,my name was saved as "my husband",well i pretended as if was well. A week ago i wanted to call her,searched 4 her name on my phone,when i couldnt find it i dialled d number,i almost fainted when i say "my wife" displayed on d screen,obvious i knew it was my gf at work. As if all that were not enough,last weekend friends called to accuse me of getting married wtout informing them,i asked 4 d source of d info:facebook,my gf had gotten "married" 2 me on facebook wtout my knowledge. I want a "divorce". This is d story of a friend, Nairalanders pls advice why do you want a "divorce" stop pretending! as far she did not cheat on you with another guy!! she's just having fun |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Nobody: 10:11am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44:Excuse the hell out of me! Did you say setting up to meet the mum and introducing herself as the fiancee? Correct me if am wrong, but do you think the mum would believe the girl without asking her son first? Besides, I thought the guy was supposed to do that. He's the only one in the right position to determine if this whole ish would spoil his runs and not you. There are ways to handle this stuff. Its quite easy, I tell you. He's a guy, not some chic |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 10:17am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Tashamania:Ma'am we are on the same side here. I am just going for the funny part of it. Just imagine it, she might just manipulate his mum and before you know, they are shopping for wedding gowns and checking out venues, picking bands and hell |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Donlouise(m): 10:57am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Na ruv na *speaking calabar accent** she is only showing hw mush she ruv u na!!! |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by YOUNGKAHUNA: 11:07am On Nov 06, 2012 |
LOL.....My Ex Did Worse Than This. I Just Had To Call It Quit With Her. |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 11:24am On Nov 06, 2012 |
YOUNGKAHUNA: LOL.....My Ex Did Worse Than This. I Just Had To Call It Quit With Her.So how did you divorce her? |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by nobniger: 5:33am On Nov 09, 2012 |
DID YOU SAY 2MONTHS? MAYBE TWO OF YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by Mynd44: 5:51am On Nov 09, 2012 |
I wonder how the story enede |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by boron10(m): 6:41am On Nov 09, 2012 |
OP, hope you didn't mention 'marriage' when you were wooing(toasting) her? You know we guys can say anything just to get a lady to say yes. However,you need to tell her to slow down. She's taking things too far. Guess she loves you. Let her know your discontent on this issue. she might just be doing this to give you the impression that you're the only man in her life. I can bet with my blackberry phone that the girl in question is yoruba , please I'm not being tribalistic o, just what i noticed with the few I've dated. Anyway, as for the facebook relationship request, you had an option to decline, but you chose to accept. So why you come dey complain |
Re: I Want A "Divorce" by born2boink(m): 7:55am On Nov 09, 2012 |
Omo you bad ooo, you pass tony montana |
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