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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Clemzy16(m): 2:35pm On Nov 07, 2012
When i have no money to buy a pack of "water balloon" Then i'm broke.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by emorse(m): 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2012
Naijacitizen: when i have less than 10.00 naira because with that 10.00 i can cool my throad with a sacket of pure water...lolz
Correct man! No mind all those people wey dey mention money anyhow. Thank God we have enough money to cool our throads with sackets of pure water jare.

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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 07, 2012
Imanuelle: I feel broke, whenever i don't have any hope of getting more money from anywhere.
Even if i have 50k, as long as there isn't any hope to add more cash... I start feeling sick.
It has to be a continual process.

U said it all!! If I have money, and I don't think there is any other one coming any time soon, I consider myself broke!!
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by seco4real: 2:44pm On Nov 07, 2012
@m Damn Broke when I cant satisfy Ma needs
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by bluelaptop: 2:46pm On Nov 07, 2012
you guys are funny enough . Well i'm never broke . *Do not mistake making loss to being broke cos am a business man * cheers
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by onyeego(m): 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2012
When I can't help someone in need, am broke.

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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by blood1(f): 2:51pm On Nov 07, 2012
I'm broke whenever I'm compelled to withdraw from my 'GO TO HELL!" account....
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 2:54pm On Nov 07, 2012
Anytime I default a bank loan!
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Kassidy90(m): 2:58pm On Nov 07, 2012
Anytin less than 5k both at hand and in my acct
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Telthetruth(m): 2:59pm On Nov 07, 2012
ng4am: As long as I can't solve my immediate need am broke, even if I ve upto 100k but it can't solve the problem at hand, I feel broke.



that's right
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by alienYOUTH(m): 3:02pm On Nov 07, 2012
I'm married with 3 kids, when my account clocks N500,000 i begin to sweat & austerity measures commence in earnest. If it goes down to N200,000 na serious fasting and prayer be dat make God no allow devil disgrace Him guy. Thankfully God dey always answer prayer smiley

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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by bedford101(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2012
LeBaN: Less dan 100 Naira, i'm f**king broke. Cos with dat 100 naira, i can use it to buy recharge card on my phone and call or text my account number to friends or foes to beg for money grin grin grin grin grin
only u na em talk tru here
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by ubong560(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2012
It highly depends on individuals. For example, a looted politician who has let's say, N50m in his account and has been spending let's say 200k daily, suddenly if things fall apart and he happens 2b spending lik 10k daily, dat's when he's broke. On d oda hand, som1 who had neva had 10k of his own b4, if he happens 2 av such, den he sees himself as a big boy. Mine is below 100k at least in my account even if am nt spendin it, let it just b ther.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Orikinla(m): 3:07pm On Nov 07, 2012
In Nigeria.

N100, 000 for the poorest of the poor.
N200, 000 for the poorer of the poor
N500, 000 for the poor.

N1, 000, 000 for the lower middle class
N5, 00, 000 for the upper middle class.

N10, 000 for the rich class.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by sigba(f): 3:08pm On Nov 07, 2012
binger: Anythin more than 500grand,am broke. Cos i can be vry xtravagant at times.and when i see digits reaching 7,i feel i have a lot and go into spending spree
God, na this kynd customer i dey pray for oo. Send this type my way. Amen.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 07, 2012
sigba:
God, na this kynd customer i dey pray for oo. Send this type my way. Amen.
you no get sense
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Liverpoolfc(m): 3:11pm On Nov 07, 2012
The threshold of my broke state is low.I only feel i am broke if i can solve immediate need like helping sm1 in need or wn i dnt have TP to my place of work cos it is not trek-able.I believe 2moro will always take care of itself.

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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2012
I am waiting for DANGOTE's comment .. smiley
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by UNLEASHED(m): 3:23pm On Nov 07, 2012
Anything less than a million Naira, that's me going broke
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by blacksta(m): 3:25pm On Nov 07, 2012
£10,000
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 3:26pm On Nov 07, 2012
grin grin grin

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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by patholaw: 3:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
Orikinla: In Nigeria.

N100, 000 for the poorest of the poor.
N200, 000 for the poorer of the poor
N500, 000 for the poor.

N1, 000, 000 for the lower middle class
N5, 00, 000 for the upper middle class.

N10, 000 for the rich class.
are u alrite? Me wey no get 1k cash like dis...
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by jamace(m): 3:35pm On Nov 07, 2012
jhydebaba: Armed robbers/EFCC is watching, pls, mind ur comment.
As armed robbers after viewing ur comment here don't tell me u re broke when I come visiting.
As EFCC, remember money laundry act.

For me, presently I am broke cuz I don't have shingbai (a dime).
LWKMD grin
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by elicent2009: 3:36pm On Nov 07, 2012
Geomac:
Just like me. I can have 1M and still be broke if i can't solve a problem of 1.1M
if i cant solve my present problem,,,
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Nov 07, 2012
afam4eva: I never go broke...Afam bu Afam.

Yes oo. Hehehe.

@ topic, for me, a businessman doesnt go broke unless he has no stock(goods to sell), cash in bank nor properties(land/building).

I only think am broke when i know that am currently spending more than what am making as income. Any day i spend more than my income for that day, am broke.

Things wey too dey chop my money nah, fuel(car and generator), car maintenance, and gifts.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by udoka2: 3:55pm On Nov 07, 2012
@poster,
l guess you are a student, right?
However am broke when my monthly allowance is exhausted. I work and pay myself salary every month, when l spend my 'salary' finish, then am broke.. cos l hate deeping hand into my savings.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by maninmood(m): 4:02pm On Nov 07, 2012
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Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by adekennis(m): 4:06pm On Nov 07, 2012
I consider my self broke if I have less dan 200k nd there is no hope of making more money in the next few weeks,na so my heart go just dey beat gbam gbam..Lol...I thinks its because of the way I handle cash anyway...
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Johnnoah1st: 4:09pm On Nov 07, 2012
k2039: $6.3million,currently I'm broke
guy u dey craze ooo lol
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 07, 2012
sigba:
God, na this kynd customer i dey pray for oo. Send this type my way. Amen.

So you are praying for aristo customer

See some girls mentality about making money. No wonder i came across some girls who live in hotels. When i tried finding out how they could maintain a hotel room though they were 2 and they were students, they just avoided answering my question. Later i discovered they were call girls/undergraduates living large.
Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by vichofu(m): 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
Wen i cant afford sugar #10, Groundnut #20 & beg Garri....@ dis stge, AM XO XO BROKE

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