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Things Broke People Say by mukina2: 3:35pm On Jun 11, 2012
money can't buy you happiness

don't talk to people anyhow...you don't know how they will help you in future"

we will all die someday and won't take our money with us!

pure water is N10 Bottle water is N50, no be water dey inside?

Nah, I'll just have some water

Is That With Or Without Tax

am not the BlackBerry type or iPhone either... I jus prefer Nokia 1100

its almost her birthday, time to start an argument

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Re: Things Broke People Say by naylove(m): 3:40pm On Jun 11, 2012
i like this shirt so much, i've been wearing it for 5 years.

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Drvu: 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2012
I'm bored!!!!!!
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2012
Oh! I had it before,good product indeed!
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2012
Hahahahaha.... Fins they say
"I don't want too much money, i just wanna be comfortable"
" Do you know the source of their wealth"
"Money is not everything"
"What are they even teaching them in private schools waste of money"
"Going to the cinemas is waste of money, when you can buy N200 DVD with various collections"

Hahahaha dis thread is gonna be da BOMB!!! not Boko Bomb anyway undecided grin

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jun 11, 2012
Re/tarded topics like this always make front page.

But my thread about career advice on computer networking is yet to get a sniff.

Useless thread!

Why can't you post things eunuch or down syndrome having people say, huh?

*Spits on the thread*

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Ikwikwikwi(m): 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2012
God dey

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Re: Things Broke People Say by SisiKill1: 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2012
mukina2: money can't buy you happiness

don't talk to people anyhow...you don't know how they will help you in future"

we will all die someday and won't take our money with us!

pure water is N10 Bottle water is N50, no be water dey inside?

Nah, I'll just have some water

Is That With Or Without Tax

am not the BlackBerry type or iPhone either... I jus prefer Nokia 1100

its almost her birthday, time to start an argument


Bwhahahahahaha!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Money is not everything!!

Money can't buy love

Good Character is better than wealth. . . tongue
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2012
shymmex: Re/tarded topics like this always make front page.

But my thread about career advice on computer networking is yet to get a sniff.

Useless thread!

Why can't you post things eunuch or down syndrome having people say, huh?

*Spits on the thread*
Things dead broke people say cheesy grin

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Re: Things Broke People Say by subzidi: 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2012
grin What a funny post but true....another one that cracks me up { everyman or anybody driving an SUV is a big man undecided}
Re: Things Broke People Say by daywatcher: 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2012
i don't want meat because of my toothache

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2012
Sisi_Kill:

Bwhahahahahaha!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Money is not everything!!

Money can't buy love

Good Character is better than wealth. . . tongue

Hmmm, can I kiss you? kiss
Re: Things Broke People Say by Henrick007: 3:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
na bread and beans fit do am this morning.
Re: Things Broke People Say by yorke1: 3:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
"I just feel like drinking garri this afternoon"
"All girls are gold digger"
"I'm a vegetarian"

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Kaylee1: 3:52pm On Jun 11, 2012
mukina2: money can't buy you happiness

1). don't talk to people anyhow...you don't know how they will help you in future"

2). we will all die someday and won't take our money with us!

pure water is N10 Bottle water is N50, no be water dey inside?

3). Nah, I'll just have some water

4). Is That With Or Without Tax

5). am not the BlackBerry type or iPhone either... I jus prefer Nokia 1100

its almost her birthday, time to start an argument


1). I can't believe you just associated that statement exclusively with broke people. This is supposed to be a joke right? I know people who are not broke (myself included) and I say that all the time. It is called having upright morals and not being "broke"!

2). Well isn't that true? Even the rich wouldn't go to heaven/hell with their money.. so.. what's the point of including this on the list?

3). On the rare occasions when I eat out, I chose to have water (plus lime, if the restaurant offers) instead of sweet drinks not because I am broke, but because I am health conscious. We also have a family history of diabetes and I wouldn't want to heighten my susceptibility to the ailment by ordering sweet drinks to portray myself as a financially buoyant person. Water is the healthiest drink on earth, if one has a special preference for it, it doesn't by any chance mean the person is a pauper.

4). Calculation errors abound in many stores. What's wrong with clarifying if the [final] bill given is with/without tax? I do that all the time when ridiculous prices are given for items I know should cost less. And my suspicions save me money more times than not!

5). With all these things I said, I use an Iphone 4 and could afford to upgrade to the latest model whenever I choose...


This post should be taken off the home page, please. It screams ignorance.

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Re: Things Broke People Say by icon8: 3:52pm On Jun 11, 2012
Love me for WHO I am, not WHAT I am!

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jun 11, 2012
passing by and i thought i shud say "HI" cool cool cool cool
Re: Things Broke People Say by Emilo(m): 3:52pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ijogz K:
Things dead broke people say cheesy grin

This nigger is just too harsh....lol..... grin shocked

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Re: Things Broke People Say by blessed4ril(f): 3:53pm On Jun 11, 2012
Love of moni is d rut of all evil!
Materialism kils!LOL

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Re: Things Broke People Say by jedisco(m): 3:53pm On Jun 11, 2012
Let me add some

Nobody knows tomorrow.
Things go better (na poor man prayer)
Re: Things Broke People Say by StarrMatthieu: 3:55pm On Jun 11, 2012

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Re: Things Broke People Say by koolkamzzy(m): 3:58pm On Jun 11, 2012
LOL @ thread

Well here are few I can remember

* Tokunbo Electronics is better than new one
* Garri is good for hot sun
* I no dey sick
* Ac is not good for the body
* Akube jeans is the best

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Re: Things Broke People Say by buJu234: 3:59pm On Jun 11, 2012
the love of money is the root of all evil...

am going to meet the Lord some day; am not after these worldly things grin grin grin
Re: Things Broke People Say by Henry40: 4:02pm On Jun 11, 2012
"Things 70% of Nairalanders commenting broke people say."

How else would you know? wink

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jun 11, 2012
I just don't like flashy cars.. grin
Re: Things Broke People Say by Dazzled: 4:04pm On Jun 11, 2012
Hw can i date a lady dat is working and still take care of her!!! undecided

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Re: Things Broke People Say by Novice1(m): 4:05pm On Jun 11, 2012
Mind you, I am not what you will call "broke", but most of those sayings are unfortunately true
Re: Things Broke People Say by kkk17(f): 4:06pm On Jun 11, 2012
I want to marry a girl whose family will support us in difficult financial times
All babes that wear beautiful clothes are gold diggers.

What is he feeling like? Is it because of that his stupid hummer?
Re: Things Broke People Say by manmustwac(m): 4:06pm On Jun 11, 2012
Money isn't everything.
Re: Things Broke People Say by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jun 11, 2012
Guy:waiter abeg give me a plate of eba...
waiter:how many pieces of meat...
Guy:which kind meat, i be tiger...

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Re: Things Broke People Say by babsmii(m): 4:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
silly thread.. OP- you should be educated enough to know that water is far better than soft drinks.. y include it.

except for the pure water statement, you got it all wrong.
who puts this kinda thread up on front page... i'll say it again. some moderators needs to be moderated

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Re: Things Broke People Say by kkk17(f): 4:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
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Henry40: "Things 70% of Nairalanders commenting broke people say."

How else would you know? wink

grin grin
most of them ''were'' broke, now they are minted.

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