Amya: Listen carefully. Here's what you do. . .

1. I hear the root of the ugu (pumpkin)plant contains cyanide in it. Dig it up, take a big bite, chew and swallow. Wait for while and vooooom! All your problem solved.

2. Take a thick strong rope, make a strong knot (called the hangers noose you can check how to make it online) on your ceiling fan. Stand on a chair, put your head into the knot, kick off your chair and voooooom! Problem solved!

3. Go to the edge of a Cliff, run and jump off screaming "I am finished" and here's the good part, you would indeed be finished.
Others are. . .

4. Guns- remove the safety, put barrel on your head and pull the trigger.

5. Run into a fast moving vehicle.

6. Take all the medication you can find around the house and swallow. . .(Swallow all at once)

Here's the few stuffs I could think of.


WARNING!!!
* do not any of these if any person is around. They may foil it for you, and we don't want that.




Hey just kidding, please don't kill yourself.
In truth however, I find it quite hard to feel any pity for you. Youth pastor? Choir master? And you still shag? OMG!!! Guess you'd be one of those people who give killer glares to those people they term unbelievers. In truth you're one of them hypocrites who do everything those people in "the world" do. Put still pretend you gist with the holy spirit at your spare time.

Shag a girl till she gets pregnant choi! You guys must have done it a gazillion times.

Your problem is between yourself and that God you claim to worship. You can't have it both ways.


P.S. Pastors daughter! Chineke! Haven't I said they are always the worst!

سحيميظل: Ok. My first comment was harsh.
Omo! You fvck up o! Big time! Chai!! I don't even know what to say.

Amya: Listen carefully. Here's what you do. . .

1. I hear the root of the ugu (pumpkin)plant contains cyanide in it. Dig it up, take a big bite, chew and swallow. Wait for a while and Vooooom! All your problem's solved.

2. Take a thick strong rope, make a strong knot (called the hangers noose you can check how to make it online) on your ceiling fan. Stand on a chair, put your head into the knot, kick off your chair and Voooooom! Problem solved!

3. Go to the edge of a Cliff, run and jump off screaming "I am finished" and here's the good part, you would indeed be finished.
Others are. . .

4. Guns- remove the safety, put barrel on your head and pull the trigger.

5. Run into a fast moving vehicle.

6. Take all the medication you can find around the house and swallow. . .(Swallow all at once)

Here's the few stuffs I could think of.


WARNING!!!
* do not any of these if any person or persons are around. They may foil it for you, and we don't want that.




Hey just kidding, please don't kill yourself.
In truth however, I find it quite hard to feel any pity for you. Youth pastor? Choir master? And you still screw? OMG!!! Guess you'd be one of those people who give killer glares to those people they term unbelievers. In truth you're one of them hypocrites who do everything those people in "the world" do. Put still pretend you gist with the holy spirit at your spare time.

Shag a girl till she gets pregnant choi! You guys must have done it a gazillion times.

Your problem is between yourself and that God you claim to worship. You can't have it both ways.


P.S. Pastors daughter! Chineke! Haven't I said they are always the worst!

Climaths: i have decided to let go the hnd and go for the traing but will should that responsibility while am away for training

Climaths: thanks for ur advise . but i am a feeling like i have lost it all. How will my friends, family member to who have previous look up to me now feel. How can i behold thier face again. Can there ever be any reason to trust any christian again by my pastor

Climaths: brother i know, but way out men just say anything u can is allowed

سحيميظل:
Ok, I'll try.
If you expect to here abortion from me forget about it, that's not an option.

This is what I think you should do
Go and tell the father, if possible today. The longer you leave it the more the damage and the harder the damage control.
But that's after you have told your family, the closed person to you.

2) I don't think its necessary for you to marry here, people usually do that to save face, from the way it is, no face to save.
But if you want to marry her and truly lover her, no need to rush. Wait till when the baby is born, you both repent and then tie the knot.

3) Get a job as soon as possibe, hustle for something, anything, beacuse your going to be the one responsible for her and the baby
You talk about going for police training next year, why wait that long? I think you should, join the force and then school while your working, I have a friend that did the same thing and he just finished some weeks ago.

This is what I can think of now.
What ever you choose to follow is left to you, just remeber the longer you leave the more the damage, you need to act fast, remember NO ABORTION!!!!

Climaths: i told my elder brother about it he is opting for D and C because circumstances of the whole issue. He is in school and i am to be responible for his welfare in school and some other issuses. And yet don,t any job presently.

Mynd_44:
Hmmm. And what do you think?

Climaths: am thinking of telling parents and after that i will make my decision

Climaths: am thinking of telling parents and after that i will make my decision

eduson55: if not for one thing,i will say,may your lips stick together.
are you mad?
this should be the last time you comment nonsense on this NL.
Abort wetin?
idio...

holusormi:

na your papa get nairaland na, and na your mama give me money wey i dey use subscribe,,,, foolish thing!!!
@op, shit happens jarwe, man up and do the right thing...you may choose to abort the baby (not advisable) and if u must do that, abeg get a pro...if u are in lag i could hook u up with one or simply accept the baby and go face the girl parents....u are only human and it's very normal to fuckup just stick with her and accept the responsibility....

eduson55: eduson wept

Amya: Listen carefully. Here's what you do. . .

1. I hear the root of the ugu (pumpkin)plant contains cyanide in it. Dig it up, take a big bite, chew and swallow. Wait for a while and Vooooom! All your problem's solved.

2. Take a thick strong rope, make a strong knot (called the hangers noose you can check how to make it online) on your ceiling fan. Stand on a chair, put your head into the knot, kick off your chair and Voooooom! Problem solved!

3. Go to the edge of a Cliff, run and jump off screaming "I am finished" and here's the good part, you would indeed be finished.
Others are. . .

4. Guns- remove the safety, put barrel on your head and pull the trigger.

5. Run into a fast moving vehicle.

6. Take all the medication you can find around the house and swallow. . .(Swallow all at once)

Here's the few stuffs I could think of.


WARNING!!!
* do not any of these if any person or persons are around. They may foil it for you, and we don't want that.




Hey just kidding, please don't kill yourself.

سحيميظل: Good, that's a step in the right direction.

Climaths: i have been dating my pastor duagther, for about a year now and his nt aware of it though there have been series of suspection, i deciede to keep thing low because it will be seen as a betrayal or act of backslideing, cause am so so close to the family.and i just feel it not yet time for them to know about the relationship, she is just in her first year in school and on my part nd holder. not yet ready to settle down. But things have been going on not as i wish in the relationship, we have been have sex, we have tried real had to stop it, but without success and now my sins have caught up with me. She is pregnant and am so confuse, the issuse here is that i am a public figure in church the choir master and the asistant pastor in the same church. The scandal and reproach will too much upon the brethren looking up to me. My family and that of the pastor are so close. Please i need ur advice please. What do i do?

Climaths: i have been dating my pastor duagther, for about a year now and his nt aware of it though there have been series of suspection, i deciede to keep thing low because it will be seen as a betrayal or act of backslideing, cause am so so close to the family.and i just feel it not yet time for them to know about the relationship, she is just in her first year in school and on my part nd holder. not yet ready to settle down. But things have been going on not as i wish in the relationship, we have been have sex, we have tried real had to stop it, but without success and now my sins have caught up with me. She is pregnant and am so confuse, the issuse here is that i am a public figure in church the choir master and the asistant pastor in the same church. The scandal and reproach will too much upon the brethren looking up to me. My family and that of the pastor are so close. Please i need ur advice please. What do i do?

Climaths: i have been dating my pastor duagther, for about a year now and his nt aware of it though there have been series of suspection, i deciede to keep thing low because it will be seen as a betrayal or act of backslideing, cause am so so close to the family.and i just feel it not yet time for them to know about the relationship, she is just in her first year in school and on my part nd holder. not yet ready to settle down. But things have been going on not as i wish in the relationship, we have been have sex, we have tried real had to stop it, but without success and now my sins have caught up with me. She is pregnant and am so confuse, the issuse here is that i am a public figure in church the choir master and the asistant pastor in the same church. The scandal and reproach will too much upon the brethren looking up to me. My family and that of the pastor are so close. Please i need ur advice please. What do i do?

2goodbobo: It will be wrong for you to do D and C because as a Man of God, I believe you know is not right to go for that option. You have made a terrible mistake, and all you have to do now is to own up to it and confess your sins to God, and then open up to her Father.

The highest the church can do is to dismember you from the church and rip you off your titles in the church as well. Is better to accept your err and stand up to it, than to hide or sweep it under the carpet and still be feigning Man of God. Both of you are adults who are in love hence marriage is the visible option now

holusormi: