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Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn’t have church mind, he will also want to mark register cheesy

2. She’s Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making


3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace

4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he’s a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam cheesy

emmyjojo: akwai wata, sunan ta lia ne, lia de sistan ta sun je yawo sai sukan dawo gida de dare, sun fara buga gate, sai baban su ya taci daga baci. sun fara magana:
BABA: Waye ne?
LIA: Baba, sulia ne.
BABA: Sulian wa?
LIA: Sulian ka.





a pastor and his members were gong out on evangelism to preach to a riverine village. on their way in a boat in the middle of the ocean, they were singing excitedly.
PASTOR: Jesus power
ALL: super power,
PASTOR: witches power
ALL: powerless power, powerless power.
the song went on and on then the pastor said,
PASTOR: mammywater power
ALL: Silence,
the pastor repeated it, sill no answer. members starts looking at d sea around them and towards the pastor for him to understand but he would't. angrilyhe said i will answer if no body wants to, but before he finished a membe shouted at him. Shut up there! must you provke a mammy water in the water?