lagerwhenindoubt: QUESTION - how did sampson kill 1,000,000 philistines with a donkeys jaw-bone

JAW-BONE OF A GROWN-A.S.S JEWISH-SPARTACUS DONKEY


WRESTLING OIL IN GENEROUS QUANTITIES
14 As he approached Lehi, the Philistines came to meet him, shouting in triumph. And then the Spirit of GOD came on him with great power. The ropes on his arms fell apart like flax on fire; the thongs slipped off his hands.


AVERAGE PHILISTINE SOLDIER - One Beefed-up South-side Mofo!


AVERAGE PHILISTINE WEAPON OF CHOICE


Multiplied by 1,000,000 divided by 24hrs nigguh pur leaaase that is 83.3 seconds per kill. is u crazy, is u on some jamaican shyte!!

Lwtmb. Dude, you work at Disney pictures? Or maybe help with Boondocks or some shyt like that? You got talent for satire, you know.

Anyhow, Samson would qualify as a miracle, now, wouldn't he?

cyrexx:

seriously and honestly, Ihedinobi, how would you react if your grown up child announces to you that she find the claims of christianity unbelievable.

Will you slap her?

Why the deuce would I?

Logicboy03:



Trolololollolol


Keep on trolling

No more than you do, now, is it?

Ihedinobi:

Lwtmb. Dude, you work at Disney pictures? Or maybe help with Boondocks or some shyt like that? You got talent for satire, you know.

Anyhow, Samson would qualify as a miracle, now, wouldn't he?

Indeed...

Ihedinobi:

Sorry, couldn't hang around just then.

Yeah, Jesus's mother was a v, what about it?

My mom tells me I'm the most special, wonderful, handsomest, smartest being in the universe. Of course I like to believe that is true as well. What about it?

wiegraf:

My mom tells me I'm the most special, wonderful, handsomest, smartest being in the universe. Of course I like to believe that is true as well. What about it?

Man, your dad must really be SOMETHING

Ihedinobi:

Man, your dad must really be SOMETHING

I know, right? Despite the fact my mom has convinced both of us I am incredibly awesome, for some reason everyone else disagrees

wiegraf:

I know, right? Despite the fact my mom has convinced both of us I am incredibly awesome, for some reason everyone else disagrees

I don't know, maybe it's cos you still have a mirror reflection...... hmmm.......

Logicboy03:


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Most atheists here have always condmened violence without hesitation. We use words.

I would debate my child and show him or her why I dont believe in god.

see the way you misread and misunderstood your fellow?

Ihedinobi:

Lwtmb. Dude, you work at Disney pictures? Or maybe help with Boondocks or some shyt like that? You got talent for satire, you know.

Anyhow, Samson would qualify as a miracle, now, wouldn't he?

the sly one even called it 1000000 to sound incredulous. liar accusing another of lying!

Image123:
see the way you misread and misunderstood your fellow?

blame it on the alcohol......


I thought that he wrote "atheists" but he wrote "theists"

Ihedinobi:

I don't know, maybe it's cos you still have a mirror reflection...... hmmm.......

Maybe. Point is that despite telling myself that, everyone else tells me it is false. So, mary was a virgin, yet she gave birth. This before the advent of science that could accomplish such as feat. Do you see where the problem is? Was it aliens that planted the baby in there, or god? And more importantly, why do you believe that this happened just because it's in a book of rather haphazardly put together stories? Does it boil down to you saying "because it says so"?

Every child was born an atheist . The unfortunate ones are being born into the house hold of religious parents.

A man works hard all week,goes home,watch movies with all smiles with his wife and kids.... Then goes to church on sunday to hear how he will burn in hell.

wiegraf:

Maybe. Point is that despite telling myself that, everyone else tells me it is false. So, mary was a virgin, yet she gave birth. This before the advent of science that could accomplish such as feat. Do you see where the problem is? Was it aliens that planted the baby in there, or god? And more importantly, why do you believe that this happened just because it's in a book of rather haphazardly put together stories? Does it boil down to you saying "because it says so"?

To show that the bible was written by clever men, the term "The Gods" was turned to God.

Who were these gods? My best guess is Aliens who are capable of getting a virgin pregnant.

wiegraf:

Maybe. Point is that despite telling myself that, everyone else tells me it is false. So, mary was a virgin, yet she gave birth. This before the advent of science that could accomplish such as feat. Do you see where the problem is? Was it aliens that planted the baby in there, or god? And more importantly, why do you believe that this happened just because it's in a book of rather haphazardly put together stories? Does it boil down to you saying "because it says so"?

Gee, you sure don't like miracles, do you?

Lemme ask you, is it strange that we can make virgins today pregnant?

Ihedinobi:

Gee, you sure don't like miracles, do you?

Lemme ask you, is it strange that we can make virgins today pregnant?

Isn't that obvious? I should accept a virgin became pregnant without any evidence whatsoever because? What kind of stuff do you think I smoke?

No it's not strange, thanks to the very nicely objectively verifiable science.

wiegraf:

Isn't that obvious? I should accept a virgin became pregnant without any evidence whatsoever because? What kind of stuff do you think I smoke?

No it's not strange, thanks to the very nicely objectively verifiable science.

Lol. Priceless. You sniff at miracles cos you think it's not "objectively verifiable". Wish you could go to one village in Abia State and explain that Mama Adaku's dear daughter need not mess around to get that baby bump. Think you're up to it?

Ihedinobi:

Lol. Priceless. You sniff at miracles cos you think it's not "objectively verifiable". Wish you could go to one village in Abia State and explain that Mama Adaku's dear daughter need not mess around to get that baby bump. Think you're up to it?

Logicboy03:

Yeah I know. Excess crap still in your head, that's why. I'll do the enema thing soon. Just try not to squirm, will ya?

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ifeness: Every child was born an atheist...

that's a bit of a stretch, aint it?

F00028:

that's a bit of a stretch, aint it?

No it is not.. a confusing problem my muslim friend faced when he claimed true Muslims are born not converted. guess what? your mind is molded by your parent's belief from the day you are born until the day you begin to think for yourself (if you are that lucky). so yes - everyone is born a blank, open-minded atheist. no it is not a stretch

lagerwhenindoubt:

No it is not.. a confusing problem my muslim friend faced when he claimed true Muslims are born not converted. guess what? your mind is molded by your parent's belief from the day you are born until the day you begin to think for yourself (if you are that lucky). so yes - everyone is born a blank, open-minded atheist. no it is not a stretch

if everyone is born an atheist, how did religion start?...when did religion start?...why did religion start?

F00028:

if everyone is born an atheist, how did religion start?...when did religion start?...why did religion start?

Religion started when the first 419 realised the human beings could be brainwashed and he could use fear into amassing power and women

Ihedinobi:

Lol. Priceless. You sniff at miracles cos you think it's not "objectively verifiable". Wish you could go to one village in Abia State and explain that Mama Adaku's dear daughter need not mess around to get that baby bump. Think you're up to it?

I'm not sure which bush you want enter with this post right here. But yes, the bold is very accurate.

Logicboy03:
Religion started when the first 419 realised the human beings could be brainwashed and he could use fear into amassing power and women

but if they were natural born atheists he couldn't have gotten very far with that hustle, could he ?

a global 2012 poll reports that 59% of the world's population is religious, 23% are
not religious, and only 13% are atheists.

am getting this strange feeling maybe man does have a natural inclination to God. could be it's them atheists thats brainwashed...am just saying.

F00028:

but if they were natural born atheists he couldn't have gotten very far with that hustle, could he ?

a global 2012 poll reports that 59% of the world's population is religious, 23% are
not religious, and only 13% are atheists.

am getting this strange feeling maybe man does have a natural inclination to God. could be it's them atheists thats brainwashed...am just saying.

It is also very natural to assume that the world is flat. Our basic instincts are not lways correct. That is why we have brains to overcome such flaw.


Any religion is in the minority. There are more non christians than christians 66% to 33%. More non Muslims than muslims.

Logicboy03:
It is also very natural to assume that the world is flat. Our basic instincts are not lways correct. That is why we have brains to overcome such flaw.

well, in that case even if one is born atheist, if he takes a good look at the world around him his brain should tell him theres is a Supernatural Designer.

Logicboy03:
Any religion is in the minority. There are more non christians than christians 66% to 33%. More non Muslims than muslims.

nah! for the "every child was born an atheist" claim you cant spin it that way. its still a relatively meager 13% versus rest of us. you guys still look like the aberration

F00028:
well, in that case even if one is born atheist, if he takes a good look at the world around him his brain should tell him theres is a Supernatural Designer.



nah! for the "every child was born an atheist" claim you cant spin it that way. its still a relatively meager 13% versus rest of us. you guys still look like the aberration

Simple. Were you born a muslim or your parents taught you or you were converted?

dunno about being born atheists, but I'm sure no one was born with an education or a language. These are essentials and every child deserves to be trained and moulded and mentored. Not abandoned to do what he likes.

Image123: dunno about being born atheists, but I'm sure no one was born with an education or a language. These are essentials and every child deserves to be trained and moulded and mentored. Not abandoned to do what he likes.

Must a child be taught christianity?


I will teach my children about christianity but only as literature

Logicboy03:


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Most atheists here have always condmened violence without hesitation. We use words.

I would debate my child and show him or her why I dont believe in god.

What makes you think i'm being paid to type by atheist haters? I remember reading in another topic pastormustwac saying that am seun using another I.D. now your saying am being paid to type by atheist haters Am not even being paid for the time i use to moderate this section its just voluntary work. Well if your serious about what you said then its illogical. Infact its DUMB! to even believe such nonsense.