PURPOSE OF THREAD;
An opportunity for nairalanders to reminisce and share the moments they felt like "the ground should open up and swallow them"...

BODY OF THREAD;
I was in SS1 then.A young,handsome,intelligent and short guy ;Dlol...i happened to attend a youth program,where we had resource persons speaking to us on puberty,leadership skills and all that stuff.After some time,the speaker called me out(why me?) to narrate my experience in school so far.kind of oral essay.As a matter of courtesy,he asked my name,class and all that.When i told him i was in SS1,he was startled.He was like,how can a short guy like you be in SS1.He started measuring my height with his hands.He even told me to put my hand over my head to see if it will touch my ear.of course i didn't do it.at that point i was annoyed and super embarrassed,though as a 'big boy',i was laughing it out.The young man just made fun of me that day,i wondered if i had done something wrong to him.Come see laughter inside hall!Many were laughing,only a few were booing.To cut it short,i did what i was asked to do despite the embarrassment,and guys were like applauding and hailing me.I really cried that night and prayed i will grow tall the following morning.hehehe.
Well,i am presently 6ft 1".(thank God).

Oya,honestly share yours.

My most embarassing moment. . . I don't have any.










'cause they are so many.

dabrake: My most embarassing moment. . . I don't have any.










'cause they are so many.

That's why the topic reads 'Most embarrassing moment"...pick one out of the many that you consider embarrassing

Asked a girl out.
She waited three days to say a single word to me.

On the third day she called me out of the class and I felt she was going to say yes.

She gave me the insult of my life infront of my faculty mates,it was a gst course so people were trooping into the lecture room,some stopped to watch the whole drama.

Till today I wondered why I stayed there watching her insult me and I just couldnt walk away

For the next couple of weeks I was shy anytime I saw the people who waited behind to watch the drama

;DDamn! this is hilarious.i think its worse than mine.I suppose that made u shy till now when asking a girl out??

k2039: Asked a girl out.
She waited three days to say a single word to me.

On the third day she called me out of the class and I felt she was going to say yes.

She gave me the insult of my life infront of my faculty mates,it was a gst course so people were trooping into the lecture room,some stopped to watch the whole drama.

Till today I wondered why I stayed there watching her insult me and I just couldnt walk away

For the next couple of weeks I was shy anytime I saw the people who waited behind to watch the drama

oh my!i'v gat plenty o

I went to a grocery store to get some stuffs, while coming out, the bag tore and all my stuffs....... u know the rest of the story

BukkyDan: oh my!i'v gat plenty o

share the worst amongst 'em with us

When I was in university, I went to a frat pool party and there were a bunch of hot guys there. So I bought a new sexy halter bikini. Anyways I wore the bikini to the pool party and when I got out of the pool, my top had came undone. I guess the pressure of the water undid my knot. Needless to say, I was so fukcin embarassed, I didnt go to another pool party through out that semester.

candieangel12: When I was in university, I went to a frat pool party and there were a bunch of hot guys there. So I bought a new sexy halter bikini. Anyways I wore the bikini to the pool party and when I got out of the pool, my top had came undone. I guess the pressure of the water undid my knot. Needless to say, I was so fukcin embarassed, I didnt go to another pool party through out that semester.

LMAO...how i wish i was right there,seeing is believing

Was my first time onboard an aircraft, I sat on the first sit in the first class

was later relocated to economy.

Than God it was a guy that relocated me

My most embarrassing moment was after we had written out last NECO exams and people's shirts were been torn by classmates. At first i wanted to escape through another route but thought otherwise. Afterall it's just the shirt. I'm not going to need it anymore anyways so i can afford to let it go. As i approached the 1diots that were tearing people shirts, not only did they tear my shirt but they also tore my trouser into shreds. That was when reality dawned on my that i was the only person whose boxers was in the nude in the whole school. Everyone was just staring at me...i was highly embarrassed.

Offered to lift a gurl after an invent not knowing she drove a car more bigger, expensive than mine.

I got beat in a computer game..pes 2012 by my girlfriend...#kai...upon say i scatter formation for her

Well there re lots of them. Buh the one i can think of now, was when i was helping out at my cousin's wedding serving food and all. I mistakenly poured a plate of soup on the laps a lady there and this woman went haywire, shouting at me. Everybody was just staring. i was just speechless, motionless etc. I didn't come out again till the all celebration was over

Waiting for more o....

Me, I have them in-bulk

afam4eva: My most embarrassing moment was after we had written out last NECO exams and people's shirts were been torn by classmates. At first i wanted to escape through another route but thought otherwise. Afterall it's just the shirt. I'm not going to need it anymore anyways so i can afford to let it go. As i approached the 1diots that were tearing people shirts, not only did they tear my shirt but they also tore my trouser into shreds. That was when reality dawned on my that i was the ponly person whose boxers was in the nude in the whole school. Everyone was just staring at me...i was highly embarrassed.

Afam ......NECO......hmm .... Such a young guy

Clerverly:
Afam ......NECO......hmm .... Such a young guy

I tell you say i old before?lol

mine was at church i was pick to discuss on topic we treated in sunday skul and i go to the alter and saw d congregation eye was me and i was shaking and my brain was on mute and my heart pulsed,and i pray in my mind 'lord jesus u can do dis 4 me let d ground open so i can just inside' b4 i knew d people started clapping to encourage me but it didnt work so i left being filled wit shame and i took a month break 4rm church....i would neva 4get dat day but d goodnews is after dat day i changed i can nw face d multitude wit no sweat.

I went to one of d big joints with my babe. It got to a time when she requested me to cut her meat for her. As I was doing the job, the meat fell off the plate and relaxed on my cloth. I was like "should I pick dis or allow it to fall off" i wld av rplaced hers with mine but i've finished eating mine.... I'll tell u what happened, later.

Hahahahaha oh my days Lol I couldn’t stop laughing. Oh dear what car were you driving and what was hers?

::Andrew:::
Offered to lift a gurl after an invent not knowing she drove a car more bigger, expensive than mine.

ItsModella: In secondary school, when a teacher flogged me shege in front of the whole school. As a prefect na, big girl and all, that was very embarrassing.

LMAO...where exactly was he directing the strokes??

afam4eva:
I tell you say i old before?lol

No Vex bro, however u dey reason like my mate sha . Kudos!

i can nvr forget a day in jss 1,the teacher was teaching inter-science and there was this girl i was always eyeing and forming for in class..as the teaching went on,my pen fell on the floor and in a bid to pick it up bending down,i hrd a loud sound, behold i have jst FART the air..To worsen matters,the particular girl was ROFL..

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my most embarrasing moment was the first time I asked a girl out.... there was so much fear in me that my heart nearly jumped out of my body. it beat so fast that u can use it to pump motor tyres.

when i got to the girl. i didnt know that to say.... i simply asked, where are u going? she said is that why u stopped me? i said yes. she hissed and walked away....

deejay_harry1: I got beat in a computer game..pes 2012 by my girlfriend...#kai...upon say i scatter formation for her

Guy your own bad o... i no tink say any girl fit beat me o

Omogbhollahorn: mine was at church i was pick to discuss on topic we treated in sunday skul and i go to the alter and saw d congregation eye was me and i was shaking and my brain was on mute and my heart pulsed,and i pray in my mind 'lord jesus u can do dis 4 me let d ground open so i can just inside' b4 i knew d people started clapping to encourage me but it didnt work so i left being filled wit shame and i took a month break 4rm church....i would neva 4get dat day but d goodnews is after dat day i changed i can nw face d multitude wit no sweat.

Hoowkay

sanb: Hahahahaha oh my days Lol I couldn’t stop laughing. Oh dear what car were you driving and what was hers?

It was during my secondary school days I drove my dad's 505 while this babe had a very cute kia sephia 2

I vanished when I saw her dragging the exit gate with me. hahahaha

Don't know if this counts as I wasn't the pricipal subject. Anyways, sometime back (b4 I got married ooooh!) a friend came to visit me from out of town and happens to know this babe in my estate. He called her up and asked her to get one of her friends, she gave us directions to her place. We jumped in my car and headed up 2 her place, @ the t-junction close to her place this elderly man was trying to negotiate a bend, my friend started cursing him for driving like a learner, QUITE UNLIKE ME, I JOINED IN.

We got to the house and honked, gate flew open and we were driving in when we noticed same driver we cursed out not long ago following us. . . . it turned out that the man is the babe's dad, omo come see drama/scolding!!!