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| Mum's Legs Were Up by nike4luv(f): 12:37am On Apr 21, 2006 |
One day little Susan went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier." The next day when Susan’s dad came home she ran up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Flustered, her father said, "Honey what happened?" And Susan said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the air and she was screaming "Oh Jesus I'm coming I'm coming" and if it wasn't for the milkman holding her down she would have been a gonner"  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by hotangel2(f): 3:53am On Apr 21, 2006 |
Ohhh boy!!! KIDS!! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by diddy4(m): 5:11am On Apr 21, 2006 |
umuaka nawa for una.una too dey talk.  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by micklplus(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
that got me cracked for real ! but its been here before. Cheers ! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by lauryn(f): 2:41pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by beefblaze(m): 6:18pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Umuka na Iberibe, anyway dis one here na pure concrete expo |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by jayemkay(f): 6:59pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
hahaha!!! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by bolex(m): 1:34pm On Apr 22, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by kimba(m): 4:52pm On Apr 22, 2006 |
| she was sure a gonner, because the milkman was surely doing his job me-hopes Dad and the Dog didnt have something going  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Z4M4eva(f): 10:53pm On Apr 22, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by doshbass(m): 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
omo de go (children are unwise) |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by spikelord(m): 1:46pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
Kids and their mouth! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by bolex(m): 10:28pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
spikelord: especially nike4luv |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Cescy(m): 2:22pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
Yeepa! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by MrInfo1(m): 4:48pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
lol @ gonner! Gunners 4life  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by jaymobb(m): 5:18pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
otondoh |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by princesa(f): 5:34pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by clemcykul(f): 9:03am On Jul 31, 2008 |
rotmlo keep the forum afire |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by princesa(f): 3:04pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ye man |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by MrInfo1(m): 11:11pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
ye babe  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by mohawkchic(f): 12:02am On Aug 03, 2008 |
~LOL . . . why is it always the milkman? |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by MrInfo1(m): 12:15am On Aug 03, 2008 |
. . . cus he's the DoCtOr on DutY, you got a proplem with him?  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by mohawkchic(f): 12:24am On Aug 03, 2008 |
~i aint got a problem with the postman . . they're just lucky bastards Doctor on Duty huh,leg over on Desperate, Lonely housewives . . not a bad job that!! |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Okijajuju1(m): 12:37am On Aug 03, 2008 |
Umu azi ga e'gbu mmadu. Just imagine. Ad the annoying thing is that they do it out of ignorance and innocence. |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by MrInfo1(m): 12:46am On Aug 03, 2008 |
Juju are you with us ? |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Cayon(f): 12:09pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
real funeee  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by neowelsh(m): 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
please help me prepare divorce letter for the man |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by royalyinx(m): 2:00am On Aug 04, 2008 |
I bet the husband couldn't do it like the milkman , Heyya shit happens sha  |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by MrInfo1(m): 2:05am On Aug 04, 2008 |
Wet Shits© ▼ |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Gabry(f): 7:02am On Aug 04, 2008 |
Moral of the story, always close the door when doing your project. |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Jeovy(m): 7:05am On Aug 04, 2008 |
project ? |
| Re: Mum's Legs Were Up by Gabry(f): 7:11am On Aug 04, 2008 |
project = sex |
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