Abeg! Let's ignore douchess and Guiterlife.......some people are just sad and pathetic....they just hate seeing people happy.....I liken them to the dementors in Harry potter........kill-joys.....Best thing to do, just ignore them........

Btw....there are two different set of Owerri TS hopefuls waiting in line.......do u think they'll take us all? I remember @Dominic did his medicals even before I did my interview. So, wassup Will they merge us 2geda Abi make I continue to count another 10 weeks ni?

Sploofic: so na me dey make u speak oyinbo right? I go soon come uproot ur 4 front teeth.

To those needing infos; like has been said b4, brace up 4 TS coz we're rounding up this weekend. I hope majority go in so d space reduces more.

4 those having interviews, pls prepare very hard. DB has recruited abt 2000 pple (majorly graduates) in d last 1yr. I doubt they will recruit again anytime soon. So pls give it ur very best shot. Dress sharp, remove ur afros so little dont stand in ur way, speak confidently, smile, believe in urself & u'll be home dry. Success guys.

See you all at the top. In no time, we'll all be colleagues raising db's success bar & making good cash while doing dat #winks#.
To the house - wishing you all a fruitful & joyous week ahead

Oga...I loyal

Last I checked..Guitarlife is already in TS...@sploofic...thanks jare my brother...@tedimola...like jk rowlings' fictional illustration,guess we have 2 dwell on our happiest memories 2 kick the dementors out...

Please guys...a little fun while we wait won't hurt...we can't just get all too serious..even my sadist lecturer back then in school dey chip in comic relief once in a while....
Come to think of it...even d ladies joined in d discussion(2 depict that dey enjoyed it)

You only live once o(My 2kobo)...
In Jokers' words....*Why sooo serious?**

tedimola: Btw....there are two different set of Owerri TS hopefuls waiting in line.......do u think they'll take us all? I remember @Dominic did his medicals even before I did my interview. So, wassup Will they merge us 2geda Abi make I continue to count another 10 weeks ni?

Two sets for Owerri, you said? But all along we've only been aware of just one single set. Please break it down, brother.

AllGood:

Two sets for Owerri, you said? But all along we've only been aware of just one single set. Please break it down, brother.

Both sets did test and interview in Owerri, and we are all awaiting TS......

tedimola:
Both sets did test and interview in Owerri, and we are all awaiting TS......

still dont understand, pls 'kowaciate' hehehehhehee

tedimola:
Both sets did test and interview in Owerri, and we are all awaiting TS......

Of course, they couldn't have had it in a better place. But by your 'two sets', did you mean two different sets of tests, interviews and maybe medicals were had on two different occasions at Owerri?

AllGood:

Of course, they couldn't have had it in a better place. But by your 'two sets', did you mean two different sets of tests, interviews and maybe medicals were had on two different occasions at Owerri?

Yeah, that's what I mean.

I wonder how many hopefuls are awaiting TS invites. Seems there are still some Lagos folks from December, about two-thirds Abj and don't know anything about owerri folks. @tedimola, u can be posted anywhere and in whatever order. There doesn't seem to be any method to order of TS invites. Where u interviewed and the date are irrelevant. That's why I've come up with the perfect prayer for invite: I pray they randomly pick my name next time. Good news tomo ISL.

AllGood:

Of course, they couldn't have had it in a better place. But by your 'two sets', did you mean two different sets of tests, interviews and maybe medicals were had on two different occasions at Owerri?

Yea @tedimola is ryt bout d 2 sets.
But it happens to b dat peeps frm both sets were bin calld up for ts, meaning diaz a big likelihood dat d no of those in d 1st set dat'll b calld up again mayb greater dan those in d 2nd set... All r awaitin ts, But weda u r in 1st or 2nd set,d final decision of who gets calld rests wit d hr.

In oda news...
If Luis Suarez bites someone today, I'll recommend a Kennel rather than a 10 match ban for him. Lol

swizy:

Yea @tedimola is ryt bout d 2 sets.
But it happens to b dat peeps frm both sets were bin calld up for ts, meaning diaz a big likelihood dat d no of those in d 1st set dat'll b calld up again mayb greater dan those in d 2nd set... All r awaitin ts, But weda u r in 1st or 2nd set,d final decision of who gets calld rests wit d hr.

In oda news...
If Luis Suarez bites someone today, I'll recommend a Kennel rather than a 10 match ban for him. Lol

hehehehe....swizy dnt just pick on my talented,skillful and wonderful Suarez....atleast he's better than John Terry and Ashley Cole...we are all well aware of their past...meanwhile Liverpool are currently leading Sunderland...hehehe...in other news @tedimola....u just called me now...i never knew u were the one....anyway am sure most owerri TS HOPEFULS did their medicals on june 6th....YNWA..LFC.

Sploofic: so na me dey make u speak oyinbo right? I go soon come uproot ur 4 front teeth.

To those needing infos; like has been said b4, brace up 4 TS coz we're rounding up this weekend. I hope majority go in so d space reduces more.

4 those having interviews, pls prepare very hard. DB has recruited abt 2000 pple (majorly graduates) in d last 1yr. I doubt they will recruit again anytime soon. So pls give it ur very best shot. Dress sharp, remove ur afros so little dont stand in ur way, speak confidently, smile, believe in urself & u'll be home dry. Success guys.

See you all at the top. In no time, we'll all be colleagues raising db's success bar & making good cash while doing dat #winks#.
To the house - wishing you all a fruitful & joyous week ahead

Spoolfc Kindly help me clarify somethings . I am in TS now lag, will I be posted to my preffered location which is outside lagos during attachment ? Is it compulsory that my branch attachment has to be in lagos ? I would prefer to be stationed in another state but I want to be sure can I get posted outside lagos state for branch attachment or does it have to be after seeing the MD ? I am confused . Please respond urgently.

Hahahaha....and Luis Suarez scores....so hapi....gunners fans....we are coming to reclaim the top spot position....u guys should just crawl back to your birth right position(4th spot).....i still dey laugh bensonn o.....by the way am i the only LFC fan on this thread?

Guitarlife: I am quite sure faithco the originator of this thread will be thrust in misery anytime he comes across this thread seeing what it has become.
Guys please stop spamming the thread with irrelevances.
The thread has a purpose, let's stop abusing that.
I only have 15mb every month courtesy of etisalat, is it now fair that I have to waste that on reading about soccer and make up?
If you must discuss soccer or make up there is a sport section and a fashion section.

Happy Sunday.

15MB per month....I believe you are being sarcastic?

So, Guiterlife has started eating DB money, and he is coming here to say he is managing his 15mb Which kin stingy life be that Lol. Park well jor. If u no fit park well, swerve make we pass!!!

Mehn... Am soo loving dis thread now except 4 d fact dat some persons have derived Headache from d smooth ride. Dis is regretably logobious! Anyway, let's put dat aside as I hope she reconciles wif dis gr8 brotherhood.

I have been very down wif stress and hav tried several medicatns but 2 no avail, but jus 1 drug has done d magic ..... Swan1-arsen2 sulphate.


Still racking my brain on wot brand of wine 2 pop among diz my guys wen we finally meet. U guys hav been wondaful

Up gooners!

austinemar: Mehn... Am soo loving dis thread now except 4 d fact dat some persons have derived Headache from d smooth ride. Dis is regretably logobious! Anyway, let's put dat aside as I hope she reconciles wif dis gr8 brotherhood.

I have been very down wif stress and hav tried several medicatns but 2 no avail, but jus 1 drug has done d magic ..... Swan1-arsen2 sulphate.


Still racking my brain on wot brand of wine 2 pop among diz my guys wen we finally meet. U guys hav been wondaful

Up gooners!

hehehehe....NAPOLI/DORTMUND awaits u guys in d midweek....i wonder how arsenal wil cope against these rampaging teams....

Hahaha....the hottest premiership striker scores again...EL PISTELERO GRACIAS....YNWA.LFC

domcarez:
hehehehe....NAPOLI/DORTMUND awaits u guys in d midweek....i wonder how arsenal wil cope against these rampaging teams....

We aint scared bro....ask Marseile aw far!

@domcarez: Brendan Rodgers keeps getting on my nerves. Why does he always fall in love with the worst player on the team? First it was Joe Allen, then Fabio Borini, then Iago Aspas. Now his current love interest is Jordan Henderson. The guy can't play football to save his own life, but not only does he play every game, he plays the full 90 minutes. Yeah, we won, but face it, even my mum's CWO team can beat this Sunderland team. We have tougher games ahead and I really don't think we can maintain a Top 4 spot before Coutinho's return.

I greet una ooo!!Gombs, Bennson, Domcarez, chai, bad combo, if u guys enter one TS ehnnnnn! Una go make waves oo! Pls easy on d dude na, got some pm dnt knw frm who, can't access my box, password wahala.

you guys are so funny.hope to see all of you in TS.#Owerri hopeful

Guitarlife: Spoolfc Kindly help me clarify somethings . I am in TS now lag, will I be posted to my preffered location which is outside lagos during attachment ? Is it compulsory that my branch attachment has to be in lagos ? I would prefer to be stationed in another state but I want to be sure can I get posted outside lagos state for branch attachment or does it have to be after seeing the MD ? I am confused . Please respond urgently.

only ur TS cordinator can answer dat boss. All my friends in lag had their branch attachments in lag. They only got posted outside lag after den. I dont knw if dat is customary. So u need to ask to be sure.

*packing my bags*.......2moro is the day........feeling kinda indifferent though. If I get the invite, viola!!! *pick up my bags* Owerri, here I come!!! If I don't get the invite, *still pick up my bags* off 2 reside in class, gonna prepare for my exams this December, and kiss DB goodbye. Whichever way it turns out, *packing my bags* I'm going somwhere!!!

douchesnozzle: Some of you turned an informative, educative and interesting thread into a joke where people discuss sports and trivial matters. I bet you the pioneers of this thread won't be too happy. I follow other thread that have span into several pages, but I tell you with each page you flip on those thread, you get interesting informations. There is no harm trying to keep this thread alive, but believe me spamming everywhere with football stuffs isn't cool. There are people who don't come online often, when they do, they want to get useful informations about the latest happenings. It would be disappointing to see a thread that has been helpful in giving you real time info suddenly turned into a sporting arena.

wait, who be this? Where e from come?

make_it_rainy: I greet una ooo!!Gombs, Bennson, Domcarez, chai, bad combo, if u guys enter one TS ehnnnnn! Una go make waves oo! Pls easy on d dude na, got some pm dnt knw frm who, can't access my box, password wahala.

domcarez na my manest man, i dont know for gombs sha, the guy funny die. Make it rainy You sef wey de talk you de always provoke me, u get luck say i no meet u for TS i for rearrange ur dentition for u. No mind my ussual yans for here me de enjoy e-fights die. Abeg oo d TS wey me go enter beta carry plenty fine fine babes oo, because i learn best in a well 'babe(fied)' envioroment,because i no grab this one wey every lady for dis thread don de suddenly marry, so wetin e mean be say nothing for us fineboys. Abeg oo DB, make una select all the unmarried chikalas enter my side ooo, afterall 'all works and no play makes jack a dull boy' ehen lets i forget hw abt Chichi has she gone to TS? She's been scarce recently

Bensonn:

domcarez na my manest man, i dont know for gombs sha, the guy funny die. Make it rainy You sef wey de talk you de always provoke me, u get luck say i no meet u for TS i for rearrange ur dentition for u. No mind my ussual yans for here me de enjoy e-fights die. Abeg oo d TS wey me go enter beta carry plenty fine fine babes oo, because i learn best in a well 'babe(fied)' envioroment,because i no grab this one wey every lady for dis thread don de suddenly marry, so wetin e mean be say nothing for us fineboys. Abeg oo DB, make una select all the unmarried chikalas enter my side ooo, afterall 'all works and no play makes jack a dull boy' ehen lets i forget hw abt Chichi has she gone to TS? She's been scarce recently

hahahahaha.........guys are not smiling o....

Bane vs Joker: @domcarez: Brendan Rodgers keeps getting on my nerves. Why does he always fall in love with the worst player on the team? First it was Joe Allen, then Fabio Borini, then Iago Aspas. Now his current love interest is Jordan Henderson. The guy can't play football to save his own life, but not only does he play every game, he plays the full 90 minutes. Yeah, we won, but face it, even my mum's CWO team can beat this Sunderland team. We have tougher games ahead and I really don't think we can maintain a Top 4 spot before Coutinho's return.

fellow kop...i understand ur point,...Jordan Henderson may not be skillful but he's got strength and pace and i think thats d reason why BR use him....we will make top 4 though we struggled in past few games only because of the abscence of the creativity of Coutinho who is out injured but i don't think we wil miss him that much because Suarez has returned with his own brand of fluidity and creativity that the team lacks.....now the back four has been reinforced following the arrival of Toure and Sakho...furthermore we av not conceded much goals so far....u wil agree with me that Mignolet has been in fine form since his arrival unlike Pepe Reina who is a basket.....so bro, top 4 is achievable and quite realistic.

Succide Mission!!! * Arsenal get ready!!!
vs Chelsea..oct 29
vs Liverpool..Nov 2
vs Dortmund..Nov 6
vs Man Utd..Nov 10
vs Everton..Dec 7
vs Napoli..Dec 11
vs Man city..Dec 14
vs Chelsea..Dec 21 ...by january,we go know how far

jizsleeek: Succide Mission!!! * Arsenal get ready!!!
vs Chelsea..oct 29
vs Liverpool..Nov 2
vs Dortmund..Nov 6
vs Man Utd..Nov 10
vs Everton..Dec 7
vs Napoli..Dec 11
vs Man city..Dec 14
vs Chelsea..Dec 21 ...by january,we go know how far

Na threat be dis? Jus wait nd c...ryt now, playin napoli on tuesday s even a bigger cracker bt I trust gooners. Jus wait 4 d recorvery of cazorla, walcot, oxlade
, rosicky.. u go nko hw far. Jus chek out dis 4mat... Wozjec, sagna, per,konscielny, gibbs,..arteta*flamini, cazorla*wilshere, ramsy*rosicky,ozil,... Walcot*oxlade, giroud

@ dominic my man, make u park well o coz dis wuna gra gra go land wuna 4 guta. One small club go soon come tidy wuna make wuna 4 go wia wuna belong.

jizsleeek: Succide Mission!!! * Arsenal get ready!!!
vs Chelsea..oct 29
vs Liverpool..Nov 2
vs Dortmund..Nov 6
vs Man Utd..Nov 10
vs Everton..Dec 7
vs Napoli..Dec 11
vs Man city..Dec 14
vs Chelsea..Dec 21 ...by january,we go know how far

Na threat be dis? Jus wait nd c...ryt now, playin napoli on tuesday s even a bigger cracker bt I trust gooners. Jus wait 4 d recorvery of cazorla, walcot, oxlade
, rosicky.. u go nko hw far. Jus chek out dis 4mat... Wozjec, sagna, per,koncielny, gibbs,..arteta*flamini, cazorla*wilshere, ramsy*rosicky,ozil,... Walcot*oxlade, giroud

@ dominic my man, make u park well o coz dis wuna gra gra go land wuna 4 guta. One small club go soon come tidy wuna make wuna 4 go wia wuna belong.

Did I jus see up man u?? Wia dem dey

So becos dem say make una no talk football again una dey vex?

Besides the fact someone is in TS does not mean he/she has too much money to trow around, some of us have responsibilities.

Good morning and have a wonderful week. And congrats in advance to those who would be invited!

Bye