hotfunmi:

It's like your oga went out for a minute and you jumped on his computer to chase Funmi?

^{I never knew you use your own anal orifice to get favours from your oga.}

actually, both oga  and i are heterosexual. oga ( one of them) does have a thing for er. . .things outside the home. might you have met him? (since you seem to know so much about his preferneces ).

perhaps you can give some tips in the sexuality threads. i think simi has gone on vacation. . .

people seem to be making threads about the chocolate highway every other day. . .

hotfunmi:

It's like your oga went out for a minute and you jumped on his computer to chase Funmi?

^{I never knew you use your own anal orifice to get favours from your oga.}

Funmilayo,
happy valentine dear,Ive been observing you for a while now,& i must say u have d kind of guts thats turns me on. . . . .

Jo je kin fisi fun e lat'eyin.

Funmilayo,funmilayo,ayo igbala ni mo fe . . . . . . . .

@almondjoy

I know you now! Welcome back girleeeeeeeeeeeee! But go and answer the questioned asked on "your" thread now?

LOL you are a mess babeelove, but what is the question na, i can't seem to remember, will answer as soon it posted

thought abi taught?

illusion2:

Jo je kin fisi fun e lat'eyin.

Rofl

This thread just diverted from its original purpose

so whatever happened to the fake female police

That funmi girl just went on some vindictive spree, for a gender that has always been and would remain second best.

na wa o !!!

admin, whey hotfunmi? or have you finally banned her?

oyb:

admin, whey hotfunmi? or have you finally banned her?

Ban her for what now? Her topics are hotter than cayanne and Henibero peppers mixed together. That one be say Nairaland don collapse be dat!

Ah-ah? That girl just give it in super-tantalizing jabs--filtered for the utmost purity. Enough to keep you guys coming back.

Gosh! I hope not. I love strong powerful females--who know how to slap stupid guys around when they need it. .

"Hotfunmi" please come back oooooooooooooh!

When commeth another?

Hotfunmi again!!!

The girl has serious issues
well beyond nairaland.
You don't need to be a psychologist to decipher nairalanders with major issues by a couple of posts.

[b]men this men that
no be man born am?[/b]If she's been dealt a rough blow by men,she ought not take it out on innocent posters.
That was how some little girl came in bashing marriage only to confirm that she came from a dysfunctional home.

How can she start a topic about a female fake cop and twist it as usual into her male bashing threads.
hotfunmi,did they swear for you?

You call me a broad with excess adipose tissue, assuming that's correct,I'll choose Ikebe the size of Abeokuta any day over that mashed potatoes you call brains

get a life!

oyb:

admin, whey hotfunmi? or have you finally banned her?

she need not be banned.
She ought to stay on and air her views
so that we can all see what the lack of proper male role modelling can do to a female.
This is a classic example.

nwando:

she need not be banned.
She ought to stay on and air her views
so that we can all see what the lack of proper male role modelling can do to a female.
This is a classic example.

You this nwando sef?  I thought you said she was on her own?   When these "agbero" boys were haunting her like wild cattle--instead of you to stand up for her even stronger than Oprah stood up for Barack, even if you no agree--you just dishy the babe. Now see what you guys have caused?  You have chased this hot babe away.  I hope you have learned your lesson.  Next time, if any hot girl comes out on Nairaland to air her views and guys start attackin' her make sure you stand up and be counted--for the female race.

As for you guys, you just lost one last hot chance of getting married this year.  Be prepared to spend the rest of your miserable lives in "nairaland bachelorhood".  People when no like progress!

You know that "oyb" is the worst offender of all.  I used to enjoy your exchanges too till this "hotty" came along.  Nothing like a "nwando/oyb" thread.  Now we have hotfunmi/oyb threads now just like that--PCHN has struck.  Abi na you this nwando make them ban am so you can reclaim--errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . .

_{Thinking of Father Abraham}

ownership?

Hotty, please come back abeg--don't mind them!  We miss you ooooooooooooooh!  Your threads spit fire!

nwando:

The girl has serious issues
well beyond nairaland.
You don't need to be a psychologist to decipher nairalanders with major issues by a couple of posts.

men this men that
no be man born am?[/b]If she's been dealt a rough blow by men,she ought not take it out on innocent posters.
[b]That was how some little girl came in bashing marriage only to confirm that she came from a dysfunctional home.

How can she start a topic about a female fake cop and twist it as usual into her male bashing threads.
hotfunmi,did they swear for you?

You call me a broad with excess adipose tissue, assuming that's correct,I'll choose Ikebe the size of Abeokuta any day over that mashed potatoes you call brains

get a life!

I just pretend say a no see that one.  Now that you brought it up.  You guys were great in that exchange too.

bibiking1:

This thread just diverted from its original purpose

so whatever happened to the fake female police

That funmi girl just went on some vindictive spree, [b]for a gender that has always been and would remain second best.[/b]na wa o !!!

_{Sneezes!  Dust--Nothing but dust!}

A thread can only go so long before it is thrashed. Thanks to you guys.  Instead of sticking to a topic--you start with personal insults. Please we know the real reason that you are nostalgic.  We have all signed a petition for "hotty" to be reinstated ok?  Just take your anxiety pills as ordered.  Calm will return to the land soon.  I assure you.

Hotfunmi is comming out with a romantic story of how she spent her valentine day with a hot Igbo guy.
You can see how cool and calm she is now.

You know that "oyb" is the worst offender of all.  I used to enjoy your exchanges too till this "hotty" came along.  Nothing like a "nwando/oyb" thread.  Now we have hotfunmi/oyb threads now just like that--PCHN has struck.  Abi na you this nwando make them ban am so you can reclaim--errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

. . . . . . . .

me and oyb go way back.
Back to when ajami was on naira notes

I begin like the guy after I see im fine pikin
but for this funmigating case I see his point.

oziomatv:

Hotfunmi is coming out with a romantic story of how she spent her valentine day with a hot Igbo guy.
You can see how cool and calm she is now.

who dash her man, talk less of Igbo man.
She spent valentine with barney the purple dinosaur

almondjoy:

You this nwando sef?  I thought you said she was on her own?   When these "agbero" boys were haunting her like wild cattle--instead of you to stand up for her even stronger than Oprah stood up for Barack, even if you no agree--you just dishy the babe. Now see what you guys have caused?  You have chased this hot babe away.  I hope you have learned your lesson.  Next time, if any hot girl comes out on Nairaland to air her views and guys start attackin' her make sure you stand up and be counted--for the female race.

As for you guys, you just lost one last hot chance of getting married this year.  Be prepared to spend the rest of your miserable lives in "nairaland bachelorhood".  People when no like progress!

You know that "oyb" is the worst offender of all.  I used to enjoy your exchanges too till this "hotty" came along.  Nothing like a "nwando/oyb" thread.  Now we have hotfunmi/oyb threads now just like that--PCHN has struck.  Abi na you this nwando make them ban am so you can reclaim--errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . .

_{Thinking of Father Abraham}

ownership?

Hotty, please come back abeg--don't mind them!  We miss you ooooooooooooooh!  Your threads spit fire!

I just pretend say a no see that one.  Now that you brought it up.  You guys were great in that exchange too.


_{Sneezes!  Dust--Nothing but dust!}

A thread can only go so long before it is thrashed. Thanks to you guys.  Instead of sticking to a topic--you start with personal insults. Please we know the real reason that you are nostalgic.  We have all signed a petition for "hotty" to be reinstated ok?  Just take your anxiety pills as ordered.  Calm will return to the land soon.  I assure you.

The truth is that my dad is a man,I have male brothers and on top,I come marry man.
How  I go siddon watch someone tear down half of my family members.
If she has been  jilted and scorned all she needs to do is come under a new id like the others do and ask for tips on finding a good man and making him stay.
Most of my experiences with men have been positive so obviously she speaks from her own experiences.
Infact I'll help her start a thread on that topic.

nwando:


who dash her man, talk less of Igbo man.
She spent valentine with barney the purple dinosaur

       Adanne iwe ewekwala gi
                I promise the babe a handsome Igboman since that has being her heart desire.
                    My ex boss a career lady and being lacking masculine tourches so each time she came to office na so so angry and ves she dey.
                                 but when she begin dey sample her product to one of the directors her life changed automatically like who received
                                         holly communion.

nwando:

The truth is that my dad is a man,I have male brothers and on top,I come marry man.
How I go siddon watch someone tear down half of my family members.

If she has been  jilted and scorned all she needs to do is come under a new id like the others do and ask for tips on finding a good man and making him stay.
[b]Most of my experiences with men have been positive so obviously she speaks from her own experiences.[/b]Infact I'll help her start a thread on that topic.

If she speaks from her own experiences, nothing wrong with it.  Is it not a fact that women are marginalized? So why should someone not speak about things that affect women--perpertrated by men mostly--especially in Nigeria without getting bent out of shape.

Abegiiii, if we see the truth/reality of situations make we learn to they write am.  The fact that I have a loving father, husband, uncles, brothers, sons, and boyfriends does not mean I would close ma eyes to any ills of society they may perpertrate.  Say wetin happen?  Na juju?


Yeah!  The truth is that crime sprees all over the world, if you look at all the jails around the world, even if not ALL the occupants consist of males, 3/4 are males which makes for a good generalization and that is where I think "hotty" was coming from.

But how dare you mention anything male on Nairaland when you do not have a . . . . .

What it takes? Bullshit!

It was only when these infantile posters started harassing her it became a male/female bashing issue.  Started askin' for statistics and crap as usual.  Like it takes a genius to figure out what the real issues are?   The bare facts--men are more of the culprits in most violent crimes especially in the Nigerian police force.  Hotty only said it is suprising the females are beginning to join their male counterparts in this kinds of things.  I did not see it as a big deal hence I did not jump on the band wagon.  The only thing that interested me in this thread is how she got attacked by her admirers that's all.


Sometimes we just need to read between the lines and there would be no need for unnecessary raucus.


Well, hotty. . . . . please rest well.  Nairaland dey tire pesin once in a while, especially this political section.

Well, make we rest too till another interestin' personality shows up.  Frankly, it is stale around here! Same ol' same ol' fart bags. Oops!

Have a fun-filled weekend clubbing!

FunmiFire:

Actually, I am not a feminist contrary to what people believe, I am actually a womanist.

FunmiFire:

Funmi weeps for so many Nigerian women that needs emanicipation from men that are romantically treacherous. I weep for some women for they have been brainwashed into believing they are weak. Wake up sister!

Well, well, well!

Hello Hotty!

Allllllllllllllll--riiiiiiiiighty--then!  Welcome back. 

Hey nwando--she came back specially for you oooooooooooooooh!

_{This ban thing na wah ooooooooooh! How did I get so lucky this year--that juju must be working. I guess strong immunities help too!}

FunmiFire:

Actually, I am not a feminist contrary to what people believe, I am actually a womanist.

walahi talahi. . . .i am flummoxed.

As they say. . . .same difference

or perhaps I should refer back to my well worn copy of 'the Second Sex'

Word to De Beauvoir

nwando:

You call me a broad with excess adipose tissue, assuming that's correct,I'll choose Ikebe the size of Abeokuta any day over that mashed potatoes you call brains

You dey mind the tart? That's the only lame "insult" that she knows, trying to use "clever" ways to imply that a person is overweight. Pitiful idiot. You'd think someone who claims to be all about female rights wouldnt constantly stoop so low.

lol dumb reloaded? Are you 11? Is that the best you can do? hahha Seun hasnt even banned you yet. Dont worry you'll re register 5 more times, keep running that spunk dumpster you call a mouth. sho ti gbo? Elebi

my favorite ladies should stop fighting

na wa ooo. . .

Debo you sabi claim woman sha

i never see

On the contrary sha. . . .

D-reloaded and Funmifire

good wrestling names don't you think

Good idea. Bitches should know their place

ROFL

Who smuggled this girl into the States? Debo, na you?

FunmiFire:


You and oyibo sef, there is no word like bitch[b]es[/b].

Have you heard of Singular and Plural?

SEUN
PLEASE BAN THIS LOOSE CANNON CALLED FUNMI O!!!!!!!

How can you come back with your morose arguments that borders on male bashing

abi where u sexually molested when you were young and now wish to take it out on NAIRALANDers?

second comming of HOT-FUNMI-FIRE.


CAN'T WAIT TO RECEIVE HER LATEST RELEASE!!!!!!!!!


_{where is my chips and popcorn}

And the saga continues.

This is too funny!

FunmiFire:


You and oyibo sef, there is no word like bitch[b]es[/b].

Check your dictionary . . . the word "bitch[b]es[/b]" exists both as a noun and as a verb . . .

This Funmi sef. . . .

Won pe e ni Sisi

Inu re n dun

won ni pe so e di apere ajase

FunmiFire:

You also fell into that trap? the use of "sef" there should be a give away. I thot I was dealing with only dumb reloaded.

There was no trap there, you goofed and i pointed it out to you. People with half a brain acknowledge their errors and swallow it with some humble pie.