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Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2012
ATTRACTION: The act of associating Horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Occurs when two extremely Hot but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING: The process of spending enormous amount of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you dont especially like in the present and will learn to like less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through methods such as swallowing special pills, withdrawal, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom and dating repulsive men.

EASY: Used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

PRIG: Used to describe a woman who wants to be a virgin until marriage.

EYE CONTACT: a method used by single women to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being adviced to do so, most women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness but due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaws that makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

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Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Saksreal(f): 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2012
Yeah. Am a prig and proud of it
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2012
Saksreal: Yeah. Am a prig and proud of it

can u drop a pix of "that thing" for confirmation. Thanks
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Mynd44: 7:07pm On Nov 30, 2012
Hmmm
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Saksreal(f): 7:24pm On Nov 30, 2012
lrguru:

can u drop a pix of "that thing" for confirmation. Thanks
I can. But i wouldnt want to see u go blind
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Saksreal:
I can. But i wouldnt want to see u go blind
lmao
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2012
Saksreal:
I can. But i wouldnt want to see u go blind
i wouldn't sunshine, or is there something u are hiding from me?
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Saksreal(f): 8:58pm On Nov 30, 2012
lrguru:
i wouldn't sunshine, or is there something u are hiding from me?
Stop pestering me.
Ur wife and kids are waiting for u at home
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2012
Saksreal:
Stop pestering me.
Ur wife and kids are waiting for u at home

hey, i am still single at the moment sweetheart, and i aint pestering u. Just want a confirmation, thats all
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 7:44am On Dec 01, 2012
lrguru:

hey, i am still single at the moment sweetheart, and i aint pestering u. Just want a confirmation, thats all
hey man, both of u shld get d fuvk outta my thread
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Goldieluks: 7:55am On Dec 01, 2012
When I saw the topic 'dictionary' I expected to see an A-Z form of dating.
Re: Dictionary Of Dating by Nobody: 7:59am On Dec 01, 2012
Harbioollah: hey man, both of u shld get d fuvk outta my thread

excuse me!!!!!!

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