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Akpos In 9ja by Cutekid54: 9:51pm On Dec 01, 2012
Akpos a Ghanian, jst got admission into 1 of d nigerian institutions, at d 1st day of lecture the following conversation erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets bgin by reviewing xum nigerian history, Who said "I shall return to die in d land of my fathers?" she saw a sea of blank faces xcept 4 akpos who had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good" who said " The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response xcept frm akpos "Obasanjo 1976" The lect snapped @ d class " class u shud b ashamed akpos who is new to our country knows our history dan U do" the lecturer heard aloud whisper "GHANA MUST GO" who said d@ she demanded, Akpos; "Buhari 1984" @ d@ point a student @ d back of d class scornfully said "Hmm u think u r smart" d lecturer glared n asked "All right!, Now who said d@?" akpos said "Babangida to Abiola 1992" Hmmmm a student @ d back smiled n said " i dey laugh ooow" Akpos smiled back n said "Obasanjo to Atiku 2001", Now furious anoda student yelled; "Oh yeah!, Eat this" akpos smiled n replied "Indian mistress to Abacha 1998" Now wiv almost mob hyseria xum1 said "U little shit, if u say anytin again i ll kill U" akpos frantically yelled @ d top of his voice "Chris uba to Ngige 2004" d lecturer fainted, as d class gathered around her on d floor, xum1 said "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble nw" akpos whispered "chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose n Lucky Igbinedion 2007" xum2 angrilly said "Dnt ans him he is a fool" Akpos smiled n said " Obasanjo to IBB 2011" Now, d lecturer managed to get up n asked akpos "Who are u show yourself.......... Akpos jumped n said "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012"
Re: Akpos In 9ja by oderemo(m): 10:17pm On Dec 01, 2012
bam bam bam , u bam gan ni
Re: Akpos In 9ja by Tascocent(m): 11:10pm On Dec 01, 2012
Av seen dis just 4 more Dan 1million tymz, now its akpos turn abi.....mtcheewww :PAv seen dis just 4 more Dan 1million tymz, now its akpos turn abi.....mtcheewww
Re: Akpos In 9ja by Nobody: 11:30pm On Dec 01, 2012
@ transcocent even if u ave seen it b4 it stil makz sense so y disturbin d op
Re: Akpos In 9ja by Tascocent(m): 12:23pm On Dec 04, 2012
oyetunji12: @ transcocent even if u ave seen it b4 it stil makz sense so y disturbin d op
my name no b transcocent .......na Tascocent who u b
Re: Akpos In 9ja by valicious1(m): 3:48pm On Dec 04, 2012
Guy akpos no 4rm ghana, Na nigerian & your joke no funny infact e dry pass your granmama to.to.
Re: Akpos In 9ja by MCDumexx: 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2012
valicious1: Guy akpos no 4rm ghana, Na nigerian & your joke no funny infact e dry pass your granmama to.to.

Na wa o. Wetin concern hin grandma with d joke?
Re: Akpos In 9ja by valicious1(m): 4:19pm On Dec 04, 2012
MC Dumexx:

Na wa o. Wetin concern hin grandma with d joke?
D joke dry as hin grandma tot.o take dry.
Re: Akpos In 9ja by MCDumexx: 4:22pm On Dec 04, 2012
valicious1:
D joke dry as hin grandma tot.o take dry.

Dnt U̶̲̥̅̊ tnk dat's too extreme?
Re: Akpos In 9ja by Nobody: 5:20pm On Dec 04, 2012
Tascocent: my name no b transcocent .......na Tascocent who u b
ask gøogle
Re: Akpos In 9ja by Tascocent(m): 10:55pm On Dec 04, 2012
oyetunji12: ask gøogle
Google self no know, dat showz how unimportant u are.
Re: Akpos In 9ja by kayboy2luv(m): 9:47am On Dec 05, 2012
i love this ..

i really laf my ass out

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