Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with
the enemy. - Tommy Lee

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two
sides of a coin; they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together. - Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been
able to answer.... is, "What does a woman
want? - George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays." - George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years." - Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is
even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage." - Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first
one left me and the second one didn’t.” The
third gave me more children! - Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2.
Whenever you're right, shut up. - Shaquille
O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Kobe
Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything
I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met. - Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when
she's wrong. - Barack Obama

“First there’s the promise ring, then the
engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon
after.....comes Suffer...ing! - Jay Leno

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine." - Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?”
Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the
world’s a mess today, because a lady went
first!” - David Letterman

Lol to the Tyson and Bush quotes

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -
Jimmy Kimmel

All marriages are happy...it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

Algore, mike tyson, Bill clinton, lee major and socrates are on points.

"When a man steals ur wife , the better way to revenge is to let him keep her"........all the jealous guy should take note of this quote.

No need to fight over woman...let her go when she finds another man...simple.

mtchewww waka pass

3direct: All marriages are happy...it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

my brother, 97% of married life na stress and trouble. It is only 3% that u can get that happiness u are talking about...trust me. Marriage they say 'is not bed of roses'. If all "marriages are happy", then , the say 'for better, for worse' wld not be there. May God help us!

luvmijeje: mtchewww waka pass

comeback here....

Socrates on point

Not bad. Each man wit his own view doesn't necessarily mean dey right abt marriage dou........marriage is a gud tin, i can't wait to make money & make a nice lady ma wife

Huuuuh!!! Deep breath.

Kenistry: Not bad. Each man wit his own view doesn't necessarily mean dey right abt marriage dou........marriage is a gud tin, i can't wait to make money & make a nice lady ma wife

Me too

How much for akpu in your area??

How to remember your wife's birthday by Kobe Brayant

Kenistry: Not bad. Each man wit his own view doesn't necessarily mean dey right abt marriage dou........marriage is a gud tin, i can't wait to make money & make a nice lady ma wife

don't forget to buy your coffin too o