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Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by IdiAmin2(m): 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2012
Leviticus 21
16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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I take this personal as I have the best looking nose in the world. It is flat and broad. I can drag in enough fresh air with my big flat nostrils and won't exchange this nose for any other.
First of all, this bible god calls a flat nose 'a blemish' - i.e. a deformity, an imperfection, a flaw, an impairment.
And this jewish bible god categorises having a flat nose together with being blind or crippled. This bible god groups them in the same category, and orders them not to approach him.

So why are a lot of Africans with their flat noses still bowing down to this jewish god?

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Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:27pm On Dec 03, 2012
wow these jewish god is so racist! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 8:52pm On Dec 03, 2012
I think your non- black partner would best appreciate your flat nose, why advertising it here.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by IdiAmin2(m): 8:59pm On Dec 03, 2012
tpia1: I think your non- black partner would best appreciate your flat nose, why advertising it here.

and what makes you think my partner is non-black? Not saying she is not 'non-black' as you put it, and not saying she is.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 9:10pm On Dec 03, 2012
Its usually blacks with low self esteem and who are trying to impress foreigners, who start yapping about such.

Just go for plastic surgery if your nose bothers you.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by IdiAmin2(m): 9:17pm On Dec 03, 2012
tpia1: Its usually blacks with low self esteem and who are trying to impress foreigners, who start yapping about such.

Just go for plastic surgery if your nose bothers you.

First of all, the post is not about MY NOSE. It is about the bible god and his discrimination against PEOPLE with flat noses. If you have no contribution to the topic, then move on. Your comment has nothing to do with the topic. Sorry

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Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2012
You said you take it personal, or didnt you read your own post?

My previous comment still stands.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by IdiAmin2(m): 9:26pm On Dec 03, 2012
tpia1: You said you take it personal, or didnt you read your own post?

My previous comment still stands.

Ok, I take it personal because I have one as well. point taken

Do you have any comment to make on the topic itself. Why would this so called god discriminate by calling it a deformity, that is the only topic for discussion
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by wiegraf: 9:30pm On Dec 03, 2012
Idi-Amin:
Leviticus 21
16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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I take this personal as I have the best looking nose in the world. It is flat and broad. I can drag in enough fresh air with my big flat nostrils and won't exchange this nose for any other.
First of all, this bible god calls a flat nose 'a blemish' - i.e. a deformity, an imperfection, a flaw, an impairment.
And this jewish bible god categorises having a flat nose together with being blind or crippled. This bible god groups them in the same category, and orders them not to approach him.

So why are a lot of Africans with their flat noses still bowing down to this jewish god?

cheesy
Is there a way to give a post 1000 likes?

There are black mormons. I'm not even sure how that computes

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Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 11:21pm On Dec 03, 2012
Poor understanding of literature.
The phrase 'flat nose' as used in that context is metaphoric.
To walk with a flat nose connotes lifting your face in such a way that your frontal bone becomes hyper-extended. It is seen as a characteristics of egocentrism and arrogance. Prostitutes in ancient times move in these manner too.

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Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:09am On Dec 04, 2012
undecided

poster




1. blacks arent the only ones with what you call "flat nose".

sorry for your self hatred, btw. Like i said, your non-black SO without a flat nose,should make it all better.


2. a flat nose in those days might be indicative of down's or fetal alcohol syndrome, since that's one of the characteristics of those conditions.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:12am On Dec 04, 2012
may God forgive you. undecided
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:15am On Dec 04, 2012
This bible god groups them in the same category, and orders them not to approach him.


these instructions apply to the priesthood only.

i wish you people would read before starting threads or even posting.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 12:17am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1:


these instructions apply to the priesthood only.

i wish you people would read before starting threads or even posting.

Does that still make it right?


Get some logic fluid for your brain grin
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 12:19am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1:


these instructions apply to the priesthood only.

i wish you people would read before starting threads or even posting.

Are you still defending the bible? It is clear the bible god is a tyrant,blood sucking and animal sacrifices specialist.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by wiegraf: 12:32am On Dec 04, 2012
You've heard the one about why jews have such big noses? Because air is free! *ba-dum-tiss* Get it! Because air, free and jews...never mind, I'll let it be, for now...
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:45am On Dec 04, 2012
low self esteem, low IQ thread.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 12:47am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1: low self esteem, low IQ thread.

Tpia, you are better than this....... wink
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:47am On Dec 04, 2012
Logicboy03:

Does that still make it right?


Get some logic fluid for your brain grin


21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the Lord. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God.

22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food;

23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the Lord, who makes them holy.’”


rules dont have to be changed or explained just because some blacks are self hating wink

anyone who is self conscious about their nose should visit the plastic surgeon.


**you dont go near the altar because you might be consumed**

use google if you cant read the bible. wink
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 12:49am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1:





rules dont have to be changed or explained just because some blacks are self hating wink

anyone who is self conscious about their nose should visit the plastic surgeon.


I'm proud of my flat nose. Anyone that tells me that I am less than other humans because of my nose is a FOOL
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by wiegraf: 12:49am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1: low self esteem, low IQ thread.
Are you a bot? You seem to say this all the time. Whoever wrote your programming didn't make you intelligent, at all. Those are some poor programming skills, I hope he has another job.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by wiegraf: 12:52am On Dec 04, 2012
Logicboy03:

Tpia, you are better than this....... wink

Evidently, you give her faaaar too much credit. She's a buffoon, constantly clueless in most posts of hers I see in these here parts.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:55am On Dec 04, 2012
Logicboy03:

Tpia, you are better than this....... wink


wiegraf:
Are you a bot? You seem to say this all the time.

with all your getting, get wisdom.


why are you so sensitive about having low IQ?

you thought you had high IQ?
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 12:56am On Dec 04, 2012
i mean, i didnt name names, but people recognized themselves?
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by wiegraf: 1:00am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1:




with all your getting, get wisdom.


why are you so sensitive about having low IQ?

you thought you had high IQ?

More unadulterated stoopid, I should be asking you why you're so insecure about your IQ, since you seem obsessed with it. So, why are you obsessed with appearing like you have a high IQ? You clearly don't, but you wouldn't notice it being you're stoopid. See how logic works?
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 1:04am On Dec 04, 2012
hmm, sensitive about his low IQ.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 1:05am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1: hmm, sensitive about his low IQ.


SMH....Wiegraff was right about you!
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 1:08am On Dec 04, 2012
so, what am i supposed to do about your opinions?

let me know! smiley


two wrongs [you and him] do not make a right cheesy
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 1:11am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1: so, what am i supposed to do about your opinions?

let me know! smiley


two wrongs [you and him] do not make a right cheesy

Trolololo
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tpia1: 1:24am On Dec 04, 2012
low IQ.
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by Nobody: 1:27am On Dec 04, 2012
tpia1: low IQ.

Trolololo
Re: Why Does The Bible God Discriminate Against People With Flat Noses? by tevinsolt: 1:54am On Dec 04, 2012
olodo, i wonder how you could breathe if you had a "flat" nose, besides in context it's not talking about nose nose, and fiya Asians also have similar noses but smaller

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