You’ve found a wife or you are still dating? Your
fiancee look too good and angelic. Your conclusion,
you guys are getting married. Now, you don’t
dabble into what you don’t know. You need a guide.
And for you information, marriage in Nigeria is a
typical project which you must read and understand very well. If you are lucky, your parents will help you
with some lectures and if you are not. Just listen with
keen ears and mind because this is ‘marriage 101
‘. Don’t see me as a marriage counsellor or
adviser. See me as a guide because I don’t want my
house to be a special court for settling ‘quarreling couples’ and ‘family cases’(Your pastor can do
just that). You’ve found her as I said earlier. To start with,
what is her tribe? How much does your parents and
siblings love her? Does any of friend claim he know
her too well? (If he does, I wonder what happens
anytime you might be away from the house). I
shouldn’t you tell not to ask of her past because as you are making to become one, you don’t some
‘idiots’ helping you out on your duty(Unless, you
are not a man). If she is not educated(not an educated
illitrate- the one that speaks grammar to confuse you).
I won’t remind you to check her village distance
from yours unless your kinsmen won’t join you in the journey. If she works in a bank or she is lawyer,
bro, I pity you unless you will get tired fighting. Her
family is wealthy and you once had no shoes or
singlet. Her father brought you out of the refuse dump
(Don’t try upsetting their daughter. The prisons were
not built for animals). No need going to the hospital for medical check up, you guys built your relationship on
trust. I hope your mother is not grandchild crazy? If
not, you will make babies under one week. You must
marry at age of 23, if you are only the son. You have known her. Of course, you will start with
introduction before you are making an attempt to pay
the bride price. During the bride price period, you have
to organise a little party. Show your inlaws that you
are capable of taking care of their daughter. God will
judge these fathers that sell their daughters in the name of giving them out for marriage. You can pay
everything they demand and possibly, you are in
charge of the ‘commodity’ you bought. Of course, I
don’t need to tell you that your ‘bachelor’s nite
or eve’ should not be exempted. Your friends must
welcome you into marriage-hood. God will bless if you organise it in a five star hotel not near ogogoro joint
(you must be classic). Traditional marriage beckons and you are a no
nonsense guy. You are too popular that you mingle
with the like of Dangote, Otedola, Mike Adenuga. In
fact, Bill Gates will soon be on your friends’ list. So,
your traditional marriage must be talk of the town. I
shouldn’t tell you that marriage has become a business venture(wedding-prenuer). Invest a little and
get a little. God will get angry with any person
advising to hang your coat according to your reach.
You can borrow money from friends, siblings or take a
loan from the bank. Unless, you are organising a
traditional marriage, where moi moi and bread will be shared. A traditional marriage to remember. I shouldn’t tell you how Africans are civilization
crazy. White wedding will be your next target as the
traditional wedding wasn’t the authentic one. If you
are a typical play boy, definitely you have to invite
security before the priest asks ‘is there any person
here…..’(complete the statement). The wedding also should be one in town so that the brown envelopes
will be fat. You don’t know a guest you did invite
might give you a car as gift. Your honeymoon should
be done in London on a borrowed visa. God will
replenish your hustle on a worthy wedding as you
regret your actions after reception.

http://www.ekwurekwu./2012/12/04/how-to-get-married-in-nigeria/

Hmmm nairaland I hail!

chei! See wetin joblessness dey cause! So u just typed all this so as to 'educate' us? Op nawa o!

Obinnau: chei! See wetin joblessness dey cause! So u just typed all this so as to 'educate' us? Op nawa o!

You see jobessness, but I see creativity. There is some element of truth in what I did post.

ekwurekwu:

You see jobessness, but I see creativity. There is some element of truth in what I did post.

Well a bit

Whoever reads dat completely should count d number of grey hairs on his/her head

ekwurekwu:

You see jobessness, but I see creativity. There is some element of truth in what I did post.

You are so much on point man.

Obinnau: chei! See wetin joblessness dey cause! So u just typed all this so as to 'educate' us? Op nawa o!

He copied it. See the tabs

Disjointed..

Mynd_44:
He copied it. See the tabs

thanks i never realized until now.

Obinnau: thanks i never realized until now.

no problem

Mynd_44:
He copied it. See the tabs

I think, you should just follow the link. It's on my blog.

Yawns##arrant nonsense.

djeezy: Yawns##arrant nonsense.

There is sense in every nonsense.

ekwurekwu:

I think, you should just follow the link. It's on my blog.

You coiped it from your blog then. I commented based on the tabs

Mynd_44:
You coiped it from your blog then. I commented based on the tabs

Okay. I'm not a copy and paste.

tpacalipse: You are so much on point man.

thanks man.

ekwurekwu: You’ve found a wife or you are still dating? Your
fiancee look too good and angelic. Your conclusion,
you guys are getting married. Now, you don’t
dabble into what you don’t know. You need a guide.
And for you information, marriage in Nigeria is a
typical project which you must read and understand very well. If you are lucky, your parents will help you
with some lectures and if you are not. Just listen with
keen ears and mind because this is ‘marriage 101
‘. Don’t see me as a marriage counsellor or
adviser. See me as a guide because I don’t want my
house to be a special court for settling ‘quarreling couples’ and ‘family cases’(Your pastor can do
just that). You’ve found her as I said earlier. To start with,
what is her tribe? How much does your parents and
siblings love her? Does any of friend claim he know
her too well? (If he does, I wonder what happens
anytime you might be away from the house). I
shouldn’t you tell not to ask of her past because as you are making to become one, you don’t some
‘idiots’ helping you out on your duty(Unless, you
are not a man). If she is not educated(not an educated
illitrate- the one that speaks grammar to confuse you).
I won’t remind you to check her village distance
from yours unless your kinsmen won’t join you in the journey. If she works in a bank or she is lawyer,
bro, I pity you unless you will get tired fighting. Her
family is wealthy and you once had no shoes or
singlet. Her father brought you out of the refuse dump
(Don’t try upsetting their daughter. The prisons were
not built for animals). No need going to the hospital for medical check up, you guys built your relationship on
trust. I hope your mother is not grandchild crazy? If
not, you will make babies under one week. You must
marry at age of 23, if you are only the son. You have known her. Of course, you will start with
introduction before you are making an attempt to pay
the bride price. During the bride price period, you have
to organise a little party. Show your inlaws that you
are capable of taking care of their daughter. God will
judge these fathers that sell their daughters in the name of giving them out for marriage. You can pay
everything they demand and possibly, you are in
charge of the ‘commodity’ you bought. Of course, I
don’t need to tell you that your ‘bachelor’s nite
or eve’ should not be exempted. Your friends must
welcome you into marriage-hood. God will bless if you organise it in a five star hotel not near ogogoro joint
(you must be classic). Traditional marriage beckons and you are a no
nonsense guy. You are too popular that you mingle
with the like of Dangote, Otedola, Mike Adenuga. In
fact, Bill Gates will soon be on your friends’ list. So,
your traditional marriage must be talk of the town. I
shouldn’t tell you that marriage has become a business venture(wedding-prenuer). Invest a little and
get a little. God will get angry with any person
advising to hang your coat according to your reach.
You can borrow money from friends, siblings or take a
loan from the bank. Unless, you are organising a
traditional marriage, where moi moi and bread will be shared. A traditional marriage to remember. I shouldn’t tell you how Africans are civilization
crazy. White wedding will be your next target as the
traditional wedding wasn’t the authentic one. If you
are a typical play boy, definitely you have to invite
security before the priest asks ‘is there any person
here…..’(complete the statement). The wedding also should be one in town so that the brown envelopes
will be fat. You don’t know a guest you did invite
might give you a car as gift. Your honeymoon should
be done in London on a borrowed visa. God will
replenish your hustle on a worthy wedding as you
regret your actions after reception.

http://www.ekwurekwu./2012/12/04/how-to-get-married-in-nigeria/

this thing don pass 450 words o...u don dey bresk rules o