Things KANO women like:

1. Being snubs and secretive.
2. Fvcking uncircumcised dicks.
3. Fvcking ugly fat mallams @ Kofar wambe, Kofa Ruwa and Sabon Gari markets.
4. Gold jeweleries.
5. Making their hair @ Confidence salon in Sabon Gari and 'Heads and toes'.
6. Showing off/bragging
7. Going to Abuja to do prost!tution.
8. Eating like hungry refugees @ Oasis, Chicken Cattle and Six Sweet fast foods.
9. Fvcking rich Igbo traders @ Tahis Guest Inn and Mozida lounge.
10. Saying "Bawene abu" (Nuttin dey happen)
11. Being dirty as pigs.
12. Living together with pigs. (As pigs actually roam d street freely)
13. Anal sex!!
14. Agreeing to fvck for as low as 200naira! Jeez!!
15. Pretending to be decent gurls in d day day n becoming whores @ night.
16. Not wearing pants.
17. Colour rioting/poor fashion sense.
18. Marrying into wealthy families.
19. Being 2nd, 3rd n even 4th wives.


Things BENUE women like:

1. Eating centipedes and rats!
2. Food.
3. Pounding and eating yam.
4. Having very awful and ridiculous yam legs.
5. Shouting on top oƒ their voices when they speak their language.
6. Spreading HIV/AIDS all over Nigeria.
7. Dating men from their state.
8. Marrying Igbo men.
9. Being local champions
10. Losing their virginity @ d tender age °ƒ 8!
11. Being gold digging materialistic bitches.
12. 'Travelling' to Abuja for greener pastures (as Abuja is seen as their own America)
13. Sleeping with old married men e.g the Senate president.
14. Being very thick and fleshy.
15. Being given as "kolanut" to their husbands' visiting friends.
15. Fvcking sugar daddies @ Benue hotel, Amedus hotel,Hotel Lucia and Habita hotel.
16. Drinking and clubbing @ Wine Bar.
17. Making their hair @ Bizs Salon.
18. Going to Ugbokolo and Otukpo to procure powerful jazz for seducing men.
19. Attending their state school especially Benue Poly. (They'll not excel anywhere else anyway)
20. Aspiring to be 2nd wives.
21. After Calabar and Edo, na dem do prost!tution pass.
22. Bearing kids outside wedlock.
23. Fvcking all their neighbours
24. Fvcking their landlord so he reduces or totally scraps their rent.
25. Using pregnancy to trap unsuspecting guys.
26.Threatening to curse their boyfriends with "Alekwu" jazz.(Whr d boy dies if she aborts his pregnancy)

Things CALABAR women like:

1. Fvcking married men to d extent they forget their families.
2. Cooking for men with juju.
3. Eating dogs.
4. Seducing men with their big asses n brea$ts.
5. Being stark illiterates.
6. Having d future ambition oƒ becoming house maids in Lagos.
7. Prostitution.
8. Being extremely fetish.
9. Stealing and pilfering.
10. Being possessed with very dangerous marine spirits.
11. Howling like dogs when they be fvcking.
12. Speaking English with their heavy accent.
13. Fvcking old men @ Pinnacle and Mirage hotels.
14. Smoking and drinking to stupor @ -Flower Mill and Peace land.
15. Clubbing @ Pinnacle and Jasper.
16. Going to Akpabuyo and Akpabio LGA to procure powerful charms for luring men to bed.
17. Rubbing juju in their eyes n pussies to keep their male victims for life!
18. Sleeping with their fathers and brothers...incest!!!
19. Being vegetable sellers in Lagos.
20. Going to churches to seduce pastors
21. Sleeping with oga, his sons n daughters n even madam..(they are usually lesbians n bisexuals)

Things ABUJA women like:

1. Dating married men.
2. Being outrageously fashion crazy.
3. Being high class prost!tutes.
4. Hawking their bodies @ Zone 4, Leisure Palace Kubwa and Crystal Lounge.
5. Fvcking politicians @ Transcorp Hilton and Chelsea hotel.
6. Going to gardens in search of rich men to prey on.
7 . Being lesb!ans.
8. Threesomes
9. Doing absolutely anything to buy houses in Gwarinpa estate, Games Villa, Asokoro, Maitama and Wuse.
10. Hanging around for lifts from rich men @ Ibizza and Transcorp.
11. Going in groups to Silverbird n Ceddi plaza in search of white men to fvck!
12. Clubbing @ Crystal lounge, Basement, Studio 24, and Aristotle.
13. Fvcking uncircumcised alhajis for lots of money.
14. Living full time in hotels.
15. Seducing and fvcking their bosses for promotion.
16. Making their hair @ Banex plaza, Wuse 2 and Utako
17. Throwing parties for useless reasons all in a bid to catch unsuspecting rich men.
18. Following sugar daddies abroad for shopping sprees.
19. Marrying late as a result of their greed and materialistic nature.
20. Refusing to date young men who aren’t rich.
21. Being competitive and jealous.
22. Fvcking raw for large pays.
23. Big d!cks.
24. Imitating white women when they moan during s*x.
25. Buying dild0s n vibrators for s*xual satisfaction.
26. Fvcking military men for connection.
27. Accepting to be gang banged by rich men if the pay is good.

Things EDO women like:

1. Raw and rough s*x
2. Being witches.
3. Sucking d blood of offenders.
4. Speaking English with the accent.
5. Using witchcraft to enhance their sexual prowess n performance.
6. Pretence and Gossiping.
7. Binding their BFs and hubbies with witchcraft powers.
8. Being hypocritical back bitters.
9. Flirting and divorce.
10. Full time prost!tution.
11. Travelling to Italy and London for prostitution.
12. Asking their mothers to prepare jazz for them while they're in Italy.
13. Fvcking white men @ Western View hotel, Royal Marbles hotel, Randeki and Siege hotels.
14. Marrying white men for papers.(Contract marriage)
15. Being single parents as a result of their inability to maintain good homes.
16. Being lousy.
17. Howling like dogs when they be fvcking.
18. Ending up with poor old men even after their many sexcapades.
19. Doggy s*x position.
20. Going to eat @ Kaydees, Mat - Ice, Mr Biggs and Kada Fries.
21. Sleeping with dogs to entertain white men.
22. Bragging about how many white men they've fvcked.
23. Bearing children for many men.
24. Marrying/dating Igbo guys.
25. Husband snatching.
26. Anal s*x and threesomes.
27. Using the sp*rm of rich guys for jazz.
28. Building houses in their villa with the proceeds of their whoring lifestyle.
29. Sleeping with juju priests so that he doesn't do a more potent jazz for their friend.
30. Sleeping with cultists for protection on campus.

Things OWERRI women like:
1. Doing runs.
2. Having more than one boyfriend.
3. Going to clubs (All Seasons, Concord n 40:40), joints(Eferenkuwa, Ebengwori, Nda leti, Ukwu mango, Jeviniks n Crunchies)
4. Fvcking sugar daddies especially politicians in hotels.
5. Snatching their girlfriends’ boyfriends.
6. Making their hair @ Hair Forest, IMSU front gate, Njemanze, and Anty Mo Mo.
7. Going for shopping @ Ikenegbu n Doughlas.
8. Dating yahoo boys.
9. Posing with their boyfriends’ car in school.
10. Doing whatever it takes to buy flashy clothes n shoes.
11. Fvcking rich men n collecting their money to give school boyfriends.
12. Being live-in-lovers.
13. Paying rent for a bf that fvcks them well.
14. Fvcking men old enough to b their dads for meagre fees.
15. Staying in hostels pretending to b students.
16. Being lesbians.
17. Going to do jazz to get rich men.
18. Being insultive n arrogant.
19. Saying foul words like 'Otu', 'Amu' n 'Ahia rod'
20. Doing threesomes just for money.
21. Fvcking their lectures and even students for good grades.
22. Sorting their courses in school.
23. Giving their younger sisters to sugar daddies.
24. Fvcking white Julius Berger contractors for money.
25. Smoking, drinking n clubbing hard.
26. Buying expensive clothes n phones with d last money in their acct.
27. Borrowing clothes n shoes for parties.
28. Flirting even when they r married.
29. Living in hostels as expensive as 150k while their parents live in shams..

Things HAUSA women like:

-Raw s*x.
-Screaming "wayo allah" when fvcking.
-Wearing their clothes without pant!es.
-Sneaking to night clubs fo sexcapades.
-Trying to measure up.
-Their Sec School girls love fvcking corp members who are posted to their school.
-Wearing jalabia or ankara.
-Speaking Hausa even while they speak English.
–Poor fashion sense.
-Shouting with their tiny voices ova d phone.
–Extreme love for gold jewellery.
-Flat shoes n slippers, colourful wrappers and veils.
-Junk food.
-Madt love for rich guys.
-Showing off.
-Arrangee marriage.(Being betrothed).
-Getting married to their relatives just to retain family wealth.
-Being polite and religious.
-Seduction and sarcasm.
-Lack of class n sophistication.
-Like looking down on people.
-Not apologetic.
-Love clothes.
-Pretending to be naïve.
-Being 'in-charge' especially when they are rich.
-Money over love (materialistic).
-"kayan -mata" which is love portion.
-D mothers like giving their daughters jazz for protection.
–Don’t mind getting divorced since they don’t think its wrong.
-Like upholding culture.
-Covering up their bodies.
-'kajal' for their eyes.
-Being hypocrites.
-Snatching their friends' husbands.
-Early marriage i.e as young as 11.
-Sugar daddies.
-They cook crap!!
-Going to Mecca, Malaysia n Dubai.
-Like being diabolical.
-Like "Tuwo miyan kuka" (food- mashed corn), Dawa dawa(almost all their foods) and rice.
-Being lazy and dirty. .
-Love expensive gifts and money but dunno how to manage it.
-Love men...a lot (being flirty).
-Like gossiping.Love being called "alhaja or hajia".
-Expensive weddings.
-Love being respected.
-Love looking good during salah.
-Drawing tatoos with 'lali' on their wedding day.
-They love wena, tuwo shinkafa, fura de nono, suya etc.
-Like being jealous n competitive.
-Sending their children abroad for studies.
-Gold teeth.
-Love being sugar mummies n lesbians.

o men....

Wat kind of gadget did u use 2 write al vhiz?,nd mind u....u didnt talk bout d yoruba's

Stereotypes....

Just wondering how you came up with all these. You are right to some extents though. Did you do survey?