.WARNING LADIES:10 Thing You MUST Not Do InfrontOf Your Man.. 1. Fart in front of your man Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me,first, check out the real meaning of the word ‘farting’ and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him. 2. Eating too much Try to control your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact that he loves you, he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food especially in festac girls. 3. Washing of your undies(panties)NEVER you wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front of your man makes him see you as a dirty and shameles selement. 4. Bad sitting habit (improper sitting)This is very important to youladies because some of you feel comfortable sitting anyhow infront of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps, your pants etc since he isused to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly infront of your man. 5. Laughing excessively, Control the length you laugh infront of your man. When he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish.I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she populated: Too bad. 6. Talking too much, We men have come to accept that women talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around. 7. Talking dirty Please, have control of things you say in front of your man. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!! 8. Drinking of alcoholThough, not all men hate this attitude but most men do including me . 9. Always watching movies, you love to always watch movies, please for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around.Give him total concentration if he is talking with you. 10. Fighting Never you fight in front of your man: he may feel that one day you will fight his mother. Ladies Please Roge.love u ladies.

Op I disagree esp dat no1

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This is the 21st century, Ladies be yourself and dont pretend to be someone else.

Boring

11.Quit smoking b4 going into any serious relationship even if your spouse/bf smokes, he still won't like it from you

utter rubbish. I like a lady who does all of the above..

luvmijeje: Op I disagree esp dat no1

Not jst especially no.1 dear, Majority.
I can say he listed wot gibberish *HE* wudn't want his woman doin in his presence.

When all these are eliminated, d lady starts living a fake life

You mean My wife? Or Your wife?_ ah!!!!!!_ these are nothing but transparent lies_
*A woman that I have seen her unclothedness?_ do you even know what that means?_ to see a woman's nakedness_ Mehn!!! Thats a Convenant Ooooo_
My wife does all these and we've been together for 8years now_ am sorry I lied we are not even married but I call her my wife_ You chose a wrong woman boy_with all these your retarded philosophies_sorry Oooo

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farting is part of nature...he shouldnt act like he doesnt do it too. you take me as i am or u can go for that girl who is going to pretend for the first 2yrs of marriage

If a girl farts in a my presence i find it difficult to even see her in a sexual way again. I lost all attraction to my biggest crush simply because she farted.

Absolutely un-ladylike and disgusting, men shouldn't even do it either.

mondi_cheeks: farting is part of nature...he shouldnt act like he doesnt do it too. you take me as i am or u can go for that girl who is going to pretend for the first 2yrs of marriage

true!!!!

Hmmm....

^ What an ugly white man. And they call us monkeys... sheesh

pleep: ^ What an ugly white man. And they call us monkeys... sheesh

He is a member of nairaland!

pleep: If a girl farts in a my presence i find it difficult to even see her in a sexual way again. I lost all attraction to my biggest crush simply because she farted.

Absolutely un-ladylike and disgusting, men shouldn't even do it either.

LooooooL. Are u for real? Farting is essential hun. I remember after mom had her surgery, the doctor was like she had to fart or else dat one is anoda wahala so we all wen on our knees praying she farts and when she did, it was a wonderful sound to us

#9 works like a miracle for me... Girl comes to my place to start watching movies when i'm around = I aint important and can well go to hell! Straight Red Card!

This OP is high on something...

OP so you like fake girls??
Wonderful..

Ladies is nt force,

If a lady won't do any of dis in d presence of her man all bcus she doesn't wanna be given a red card, then she's in a big mess.It's not easy living a life of pretence.if the guy loves her truly,none of those rule broken,will irritate him abt her.

if a lady does not do al dese b4 marriage, dey wil b d hallmark of her actvty most especialy afta birth

Can a guy do all dese?

I've read loads of senseless post and articles on Nairaland but I have to say this is a new low.

Agassa: I've read loads of senseless post and articles on Nairaland but I have to say this is a new low.

Very low

Any man who is looking for a woman who follows these shallow rules needs his brains examined. They are not looking for a human being but a "barbie" doll.

I believe the OP is a man.

shallow, extremely boring, irrelevant, unrealistic, unnecessary post. For how long will you keep hiding your true self from the man you hope to spend the rest of your life with? Later you people will start complaining that women pretend a lot.

#yawns#

"Control the length you laugh in front of your man"? Lol.

OP, just tell us that men don't want to date humans. It's easier to read and to the point.

ogugua88: "Control the length you laugh in front of your man"? Lol.

OP, just tell us that men don't want to date humans. It's easier to read and to the point.

We love humans. Their imperfections judt makes life fun. The OP on the other hand intends to marry his dream wifr in his dreams

kay dibs:
LooooooL. Are u for real? Farting is essential hun. I remember after mom had her surgery, the doctor was like she had to fart or else dat one is anoda wahala so we all wen on our knees praying she farts and when she did, it was a wonderful sound to us

But in normal circumstances why do you have to fart in front of other people? its downright rude.

pleep: But in normal circumstances why do you have to fart in front of other people? its downright rude.

Op made some salient points though! I wouldn't do most of those thing while with a friend, talk much of a girlfriend.