In describing how charming i look you would probably say that have got the looks of george clooney,will smith,with a bit of brad pitt all rolled into me...wallahi i be top notch fine boy,av got nice facial features and a wowwy skin tone to compliment my outlook.

My awesome looks tend to be the reason for ma being proud and it has really eaten deep into my inner core and ruined sum section of me,I always think I can have my way when it comes to ladies and I do have my ways with them not until I met chidinma...

Though the girl is the crude sort cz na from village she come from,but the world revolves around her,she's a mermaid trudging the landscape above,the type wey dey dey call mammy water,but she's just too adamant and cock headed,she no won do ma bidding nd what av got for her na genuine love oh..nlanders I need una help oh..I don exhaust my pick up lines and she no still gree.

Your english should remove all 'proudness' in you.
Prolly why even a village girl no gree for you

Flashaldrin: Your english should remove all 'proudness' in you.
Prolly why even a village girl no gree for you

be nice

190-the-clown:



be nice

bro i try naaa

Flashaldrin: Your english should remove all 'proudness' in you.
Prolly why even a village girl no gree for you

left hook and an upper cut DING DING it's a knock out

@flashaldrin fenks for the pointer,,am nt above mistakes..

Date a friend of hers that you know she(chidinma) is more beautiful than. I bet u bro, she will be jealous and u can now take that advantage to win her heart

heed101: Date a friend of hers that you know she(chidinma) is more beautiful than. I bet u bro, she will be jealous and u can now take that advantage to win her heart

birds of same feather. . .

Flashaldrin:
birds of same feather. . .

even you.... its birds of a feather

joeydozzy:

even you.... its birds of a feather

Kettle calling the Pot black. It's!

careytommy:
Kettle calling the Pot black. It's!

this is a chat forum. without punctuation goes

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Why this gbagaun detection? Please advice my guy now. He need the help

Why una dey act as if english na una birth right,,,no be learn u learn..we are all prone to errors jor

Trust Nairaland derailers...

Bros, just get her a blackberry this festive season, I bet u, she'll be for keep this xmas

@flashaldrin u dunce die oh...english na ur birth right..

;DLWTMB, here's one of the reason i try to always visit Nairaland each morning for my morning dose of laughter . Sha,@OP, just give her some space, she'll think something is wrong, and she'll be the one trying to get close to you, but you sef, u would have asked to be her friend, gals hardly refuse that, then when both of you spend more time together, you can WOW her wif all your said skills and attributes

apocalypse:

His can be overlooked just as you used a capital P to start a word in the middle of a sentence but misquoting a proverb is unpardonable.

you be proper dunce oo, who told you i was quoting a proverb?? I can rephrase, paraphase and misphrase a proverb any way i want as far as i dont misplace the tenses. Once again, you're a proper dunce.

U have no future

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