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Good Girls - Bad Girls by goldenval(m): 6:27pm On Feb 19, 2008
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner",
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man,
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties,
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors,
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot,
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner,
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies,
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss,
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls,
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love italian food,
Bad girls love italian waiters cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by goldenval(m): 6:32pm On Feb 19, 2008
I better choose bad girls because they can give me what I want anytime anyday cry cry cry cry
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by TOYOSI20(f): 6:45pm On Feb 19, 2008
Lol
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by imaibehe(f): 7:23pm On Feb 19, 2008
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.


oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i shud try this one of this dayz
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by darkey(m): 7:30pm On Feb 19, 2008
na go slow u won cause for road b dat, easy oh
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by clemcykul(f): 9:27am On Feb 20, 2008
i love the bad gorls grin

they make me joll grin
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by imaibehe(f): 8:39pm On Feb 20, 2008
na go slow u won cause for road b that, easy oh


yep u got dat right
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by imaibehe(f): 8:45pm On Feb 20, 2008
i love the bad gorls

they make me joll


i cud deliver a hot,sexy,bad girl jst send ur preferences-skin colour,booty n booby size n skills(beginner,intermediate or expert).
delivery comes 1hour afta order no matter d destination.
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by imaibehe(f): 8:46pm On Feb 20, 2008
i love the bad gorls

they make me joll  


i cud deliver a hot,sexy,bad girl jst send ur preferences-skin colour,booty n booby size n skills(beginner,intermediate or expert).
delivery comes 1hour afta order no matter d destination. grin grin cool cool cool
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by kronkykay(m): 5:19am On Feb 21, 2008
are u among the hot sexy bad girls? coz i want sumthing that'll genereate a querry from the office complaining about my misappropriation of funds.

make the whole zone hot by teking everything off! that's ma kinda of girl.
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Feb 21, 2008
i prefer bad gorls wey no get hair for armpit grin
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by Jadey(m): 11:03am On Feb 21, 2008
EMMMMMMMMMMMMM it was ok
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Feb 21, 2008
wat was okay jadey

ur welcome kiss grin
Re: Good Girls - Bad Girls by ituen(m): 12:40pm On Feb 22, 2008
hmmmmm

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