Guys am in deep shit, yesterday my girl was using my sim to browse in her phone, when I wanted to swap our sim cards back to our phones, I made a mistake and left her sim in my phone, then I used it to send xmas text to all my friends and relatives, including my second girl who has the phone number of my first girl. Mehn, the wahala wey the second girl don keep for ground no be small one o. After I have told her that I can't come down for xmas only to spend it with my first girl friend.

@op, so what do you want us to do now? Smh.

djeezy: @op, so what do you want us to do now? Smh.

Help me ask d dumb ass o. Mumu!

Sallychizzl3:
Help me ask d dumb ass o. Mumu!

He wants us to tell him sorry. Oya let's tell him na.@op, eya! Chai, sorry. 'twas quite unfortunate, take heart. Oya go and hang yourself for being such a jerk.

Sallychizzl3:
Help me ask d dumb a*ss o. Mumu!

Modified.

[color=soyouquotedme]@Op, you need a diary, get one at the diary section, your post should be in your diary, romance is a wrong section to post your fairy tale because I know it's not true.

If it's true then you just exhibited plain stupidity on christmas day for that matter, you can be sure to remain stupi.d for the remaining part of the year.

Merry Stupi.d Christmas and I wish you a intelligent new year [/color].

Kids

Mine was yesterday night,i was intimatin with my gal friend,when she told me that let us change style 2 doggy style,so there was water drop on my tiles,i jst fix my leg throug there,i dnt knw wat happened i jst found my self at hospital around 3.Am,so as i open my eyes i jst saw my friend nd my gf,so i ask her wat happened?Wat am i doing here?She told me i felt 4rm the tiles nd i fainted,so they took to hospital naked,lol nd big time Bleep up. ,

^^
Waoh!!!

Mynd_44: ^^
Waoh!!!

That's what happens when people celebrate the wrong way.

Abdul Adam56: Mine was yesterday night,i was intimatin with my gal friend,when she told me that let us change style 2 doggy style,so there was water drop on my tiles,i jst fix my leg throug there,i dnt knw wat happened i jst found my self at hospital around 3.Am,so as i open my eyes i jst saw my friend nd my gf,so i ask her wat happened?Wat am i doing here?She told me i felt 4rm the tiles nd i fainted,so they took to hospital naked,lol nd big time Bleep up. ,

[color=soyouquotedme]Merry naked christmas and a wonderfully clothed new year [/color]

k2039:
That's what happens when people celebrate the wrong way.

True

Very soon some Idi-ot will splash spermatozoa all over their bedsheets and run to Nairaland for clue on how to eliminate the stain...till then, op, I recommend a brain damage sedative for you.

Op running from his thread. lol

A$$HAT!

jechona: Guys am in deep shit, yesterday my girl was using my sim to browse in her phone, when I wanted to swap our sim cards back to our phones, I made a mistake and left her sim in my phone, then I used it to send xmas text to all my friends and relatives, including my second girl who has the phone number of my first girl. Mehn, the wahala wey the second girl don keep for ground no be small one o. After I have told her that I can't come down for xmas only to spend it with my first girl friend.

hilarious.

A good case of 'you can't eat your cake and have it', 'the evil that men do LIVES with them' !

Christmas Ram!