3kay945:

You're damn right, my baby did some grabbing too, immediately he was out of the womb crying he noticed the Doctor holding scissors close to his umbilical cord, he grabbed the scissors and refused to let go, it took the intervention of the two nurses watching to carefully removed his tiny fingers. I was shocked.

Awesome...

For Gods sake,wats so special abt being first to comment on a page,cos people are always crying because of late comments everytime,wats d secret? For Gods sake,wats so special abt being first to comment on a page,cos people are always crying because of late comments everytime,wats d secret?

Lovely. It is always awesome to see the little wonders in action.

Wonders shall not end... Atleast not in 2013!

A fighter in the making. Too much in a hurry to get into the world.

Super baby

God save the Doctor tho.

Lmao! If it has been a new year eve stroke new year. Maybe d baby is sayin complement of d season

Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.
Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished.
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on

BORN TO GRAB.

That baby go dey grab things o. Make una watch out for am.

my first comment of de yr kwa...him own dn pass olodo na olodyke him be..

This one is very strong... Eleyi gidi gan... Bring an Holy cane... Emu pankere mimo wa... To flog d child... Lati fi na omo na...

Lady Winona: Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.
Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished. O
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on

Visitor to that ward, perhaps.

She probably knows someone who works there. Either that, or she's in nigeria.

Petraman: This one is very strong... Eleyi gidi gan... Bring an Holy cane... Emu pankere mimo wa... To flog d child... Lati fi na omo na...

Bro, we are in the 21st century, and not in the precambrian era.

Lady Winona: Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.
Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished.
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on

bla bla bla bla gibberish nonsense. Shut your yak my friend

preshuzpearl:

bla bla bla bla gibberish nonsense. Shut your yak my friend

nah she made alot of sense

cramjones: OMG...Nigerians always add superstitious meaning to everything.....every newborn (except brain damaged) has that reflex...its called the "grasp reflex" it is normal...Nice pic though

But this is not even a newborn. It's an about to be born!

Lady Winona: Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.
Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished.
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on

Positive grasp reflex in adults is one of the signs of frontal lobe damage.
As the frontal lobe is the seat of judgement, emotions and empathy I will not be surprised if you have a strong grasp reflex right now at your age.
The picture pleases me and many.

Jellita:

Meaning. . .their fingers may be tiny. . .but their grips are as strong like when death grabs your azze.
MEANING NO ESCAPE!

Them go win you for arm wrestling. . . AMAZING POWER THEY HAVE IN THOSE FINGERS I TELLYA!

Thanks for asking for 'clarifications'. . . not many can understand my post AT FIRST READING!

*opportunity to show of my well-shellacked' natural nails!

What re you feeling like mcheeeeeeeew.

Nice

Lady Winona: [b]Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.


Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished.
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on[/b]

Please, stop fuming!
Have you ever heard of 'shellac'?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIecbXd8HE


My nails are not fake.
I will NOT be working in ANY healthcare facility in this world with FAKE NAILS. . . .Even housekeepers in any hospital know it is GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION ON THE SPOT. . .DUE TO SERIOOOOOOOOOOUS INFECTION CONTROL VIOLATIONS.
THOSE ARE REAL NAILS WITH PLAIN HARD POLISH.
Thank you!

I just googled shellac. Don't see ur point.

Shellac is not fake nails. . .just hard polish!
Please, stop derailing the thread.
If something else is 'buzzing' in your paheint. . . .AS USUAL. . .Just say so.
So we can call on the 'exterminators' to help 'fumigate' YOU and all the foot-ball sized JIGGAS JIGGLING IN YOUR PUBIC HAY-REA!!!
They are falling all over this thread, in case YOU 'AVE NOT NOTICED!
Thank you.

Jellita: Shellac is not fake nails. . .just hard polish!
Please, stop derailing the thread.
If something else is 'buzzing' in your paheint. . . .AS USUAL. . .Just say so.
So we can call on the 'exterminators' to help 'fumigate'!
Thank you.

[size=18pt]DEFINATELY[/size] (like we say in Osun) somerrrin is buzzing in the paheint

dayokanu:

[size=18pt]DEFINATELY[/size] (like we say in Osun) somerrrin is buzzing in the paheint

I thought as much! DAFF - INAT-LY WAS AN ETHNIC INTONATION!
Almighty toto scratcher ati blokos shiner of NL. . . thanks for showing up as usual. . .VERY TIMELY.
Your SAVices are needed. . . I MEAN. . . REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
A few or more have not been 'touched' even by HOLY GHOST STANDARDS THIS 'YARR'. . .on this thread!

YOUR ROYAL 'EYE-NESS'!. . . .Baby-baby FAYA dey goooooooo!!!! You too sabi 'ow to SNIFF AND SMELL FISHY CU-N-TS ON AND OFF NL!

YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Jellita:

I thought as much! DAFF - INAT-LY WAS AN ETHNIC INTONATION!
Almighty toto scratcher ati blokos shiner of NL. . . thanks for showing up as usual. . .VERY TIMELY.
Your SAVices are needed. . . I MEAN. . . REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
A few or more have not been 'touched' even by HOLY GHOST STANDARDS on this thread!

YOUR ROYAL 'EYE-NESS'!. . . .Baby-baby FAYA dey goooooooo!!!! You too sabi 'ow to SNIFF AND SMELL FISHY CU-N-TS ON AND OFF NL!

YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Shebi you can TESTIFAI to my SAVIces dey are verry verry Good,

dayokanu:

Shebi you can TESTIFAI to my SAVIces dey are verry verry Good, and would DAFFiNATELY leave you wanting morrrrrrreeeeeeeee

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

HerexG :


What re you feeling like mcheeeeeeeew.

E dey pain you?
Ndo o!

SHOW US YOUR 'KUTURU' nails!
Abi na 'CAMEL TOES'!

All these 'SHARLOTS' AKA SHARIA HARLOTS FOR THIS NL SEF! DEM NOR DEY TRY AT ALL WITH ALL THEM FAKE IDs! TRY HARDER JOR. . .UNA GO QUENCH ONE BY ONE LIKE SHINYCOIN OR PERX OR BAMOLOWO. . . GUARANTEEEEEEED!!!!

Picture of the day!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/937256_teacher_jpg159f0c367a6e2634bf9e17d3815cd6c1

Blue-eyed boi:
....if u cnt see d cuteness then i am sorry cos you are beyond help...pathetic..

adiok ono uso. Omo, see trouble oh

My first post to make front page.
Glory to God!
LOL