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Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by lastmanstandn(m): 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2013
SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO DIEEEEEEEEEE
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
ok i just did it . i first created a fake obituary. hope it is accepted! grin
What is d link? I created one too! Under another username of course! Show me ur link! Lemme get more ideas on how to compile a better one! grin grin
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 9:27pm On Jan 08, 2013
To Create an obituary

1) You can use Publisher or the other one to make a flyer

2) PDF it or upload it to a photo sharing site

3) Use the link as proof.

By the way, if y'all get caught, I'm saying this now. . .I didn't do it, You didn't see me do it, You can't prove I did it
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Ignatio(m): 9:32pm On Jan 08, 2013
I'm going for the president.
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Raxxye(m): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito:
Hope u know I can find you? angry
**Serial killer mode activated**
U are already dead, and dead people can‘t kill! Rest in peace!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2013
People Don try this oooo!!!
Facebook just banned me!
Wait a minute!
I have a new mail alert!
What? Indefinitely?! shocked shocked shocked shocked
OP u dey mad angry angry angry angry angry
OP U don spoil my future ooooo!!! cry cry
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by FloE(f): 9:50pm On Jan 08, 2013
Op thank u very much. Dangote say ur last prayer.
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by cyril83(m): 9:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hmmmm! Facebook d killer and maker of soul
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by cyril83(m): 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito: People Don try this oooo!!!
Facebook just banned me!
Wait a minute!
I have a new mail alert!
What? Indefinitely?! shocked shocked shocked shocked
OP u dey mad angry angry angry angry angry
OP U don spoil my future ooooo!!! cry cry
walahi you be grasscutter...u too dey jump
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Prettypresh(f): 9:57pm On Jan 08, 2013
Am off to work. Going to kill my ex on facebook. RIP dear!!! ;DAm off to work. Going to kill my ex on facebook. RIP dear!!!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Enegod(m): 10:00pm On Jan 08, 2013
we need this kinda thing on nairaland...so as to kill all the moderators xpecially sexskillz
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 10:01pm On Jan 08, 2013
cyril83: walahi you be grasscutter...u too dey jump
grin grin grin grin grin
Redmosquito! Spreading false news since 1443 grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 10:03pm On Jan 08, 2013
With Great Sadness cry


Easy! grin

You can thank me later! cheesy
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by firestar(f): 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2013
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.

undecided

Like seriously.
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 10:10pm On Jan 08, 2013
Sisi_Kill:
Easy! grin

You can thank me later! cheesy
Because I want to kee someone, I will go through all dis wahala! heh! Abeg ooo! I no get da kain pawa!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 10:12pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito:
Because I want to kee someone, I will go through all dis wahala! heh! Abeg ooo! I no get da kain pawa!

And you call yourself an Assassin??

They sure do let anyone into the Company these days. undecided

SMH!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 10:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
Sisi_Kill:

And you call yourself an Assassin??

They sure do let anyone into the Company these days. undecided

SMH!
Me? Assassin? When I talk dat wan? Abegi! Give me a clean axe and one bucket of JUJU! And I will work murderous wonders! undecided
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by HARDDON: 10:24pm On Jan 08, 2013
Wow, wor a revelation ... Naw let d killings begin
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 10:37pm On Jan 08, 2013
HARDDON: Wow, wor a revelation ... Naw let d killings begin
LATE cumer! grin grin grin grin grin Pun intended!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 08, 2013
Stella_Bella: Killing an ex boyfriend right know
RIP.
the ex dumped you, I think?
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jan 08, 2013
Enegod: we need this kinda thing on nairaland...so as to kill all the moderators xpecially sexskillz
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Biim: 10:47pm On Jan 08, 2013
Raxxye: R.I.P Seun Osewa!
You sef resemble person wey dey obituary poster!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by nellaluv(f): 10:49pm On Jan 08, 2013
Red mosquito is a chicken. Na him make mouth pass here grin grin

Potential murderers u'all, i'm not afraid tongue
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by nellaluv(f): 10:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito:
LATE cumer! grin grin grin grin grin Pun intended!

grin grin grin
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 10:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
nellaluv: Red mosquito is a chicken. Na him make mouth pass here grin grin

Potential murderers u'all, i'm not afraid tongue
Muheheheheeee! See dem! They are hating on my badboy swag!
Off to kill some more niggas! Nellaluv I see u! No time mehn!
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 11:03pm On Jan 08, 2013
No one has tried it yet?

Hey Reddy. . .any results?

Should I start preparing you fake IDs and Passport for. . .ya know tongue
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 11:06pm On Jan 08, 2013
Sisi_Kill: No one has tried it yet?

Hey Reddy. . .any results?

Should I start preparing you fake IDs and Passport for. . .ya know tongue
they said they'll mail me! My obituary report was terrible btw! Just praying that facebook is dumb enough to fall for it! grin grin grin

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Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:08pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito:
What is d link? I created one too! Under another username of course! Show me ur link! Lemme get more ideas on how to compile a better one! grin grin


i used an actual obituary site. requires 24hr approval. tongue

http://www.theeternalportal.com


maybe i could also try the image hosting option, but this one looks more legitimate.
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
Redmosquito:
they said they'll mail me! My obituary report was terrible btw! Just praying that facebook is dumb enough to fall for it! grin grin grin


yah same here for my first victim. thr 2nd 1 is awaiting approval.
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Freiburger(m): 11:14pm On Jan 08, 2013
HQ: Can this be used on GEJ's page?
This question needs an answer, who can help?
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:



i used an actual obituary site. requires 24hr approval. tongue

http://www.theeternalportal.com


maybe i could also try the image hosting option, but this one looks more legitimate.
CHai! See Evils! grin grin
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Redmosquito(m): 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
Freiburger:
This question needs an answer, who can help?
highly unlikely!

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