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| I Swear U Will Laugh by bingbagbo(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?” Monkey: “Tying their belts” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!” plane-crash.jpg Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Checking the system” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Looking for my people” Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?” Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Serving the travelers” Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Eating & throwing” Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?” Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading” Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?” Monkey: “Make up” Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Nothing” inte-monkey.jpg Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?” Monkey: “All were sleeping” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Kissing the pilots” Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Responding” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”  the officer had a stroke immediately 6 Likes |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Nobody: 12:18am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Nice.. |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by troydbos: 6:47am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Nice one |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Nobody: 7:34am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Lol... Nice one |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by larride(m): 7:57am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Your head dey there I swear |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by hottprince: 8:40am On Jan 08, 2013 |
U swore dt i wud laugh, bt i didnt even smile |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Gbagbo u've got 3 Posters complimenting ya New Blue font not really the Joke! Nice One -- I mean the Blue Fonts |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Nice 'joke' |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by slimchi2k2(m): 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
nice |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Preciousgirl(f): 4:04pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
good one  |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
| bin don resurrect wahali nice |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by bunmioguns(m): 4:15pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: where u dey since  |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
bunmioguns: i dey where you leave me now |
| Re: I Swear U Will Laugh by bunmioguns(m): 4:21pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
~vicky~: na lie. . .u dt gave me red card last year because of dt Pot belly guy |
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