ogtavia:

This is the Kind of story that makes my sisters laugh for 10 mins at a go...chai...i cant imagine wat was goin on in ur head durin that 4 secs.....bt seriously,maybe the lunatic felt you were familiar or jst lykd ur personality....

OmolodMilkman93: I dnt drive, I fly

flow1759:
personality wetin? abi i resemble any of him family member? I tank God say nobody follow me waka dat day. Till today any time i pass dat road i go just dey laf, its been 2years now and i wonder if any of dose market women still rememba my face. I reach house dat day i no talk anytin, i just took my bath and send my t shirt to dustbin my cousin c me con dey ask me say y i dey troway i am? I look am i smile, 4 my mind i say if i tell dis öne he go just laf 4rm today till tomorow, till today i no gree tell anybody. because i no wan make person laf me like dose market women (just b like say make i give all of dem one slap each)

flow1759:
personality wetin? abi i resemble any of him family member? I tank God say nobody follow me waka dat day. Till today any time i pass dat road i go just dey laf, its been 2years now and i wonder if any of dose market women still rememba my face. I reach house dat day i no talk anytin, i just took my bath and send my t shirt to dustbin my cousin c me con dey ask me say y i dey troway i am? I look am i smile, 4 my mind i say if i tell dis öne he go just laf 4rm today till tomorow, till today i no gree tell anybody. because i no wan make person laf me like dose market women (just b like say make i give all of dem one slap each)

slex: Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

ogtavia:

Very funny....yeah,i am grateful to God she didnt smash the windscreen...btw....u cant say for sure she isnt getting attention,cos there is another madwoman around that area who is reportedly pregnant,why and how,no one knows,my sister just noticed it the last time she went to that area....

flow1759: STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot 4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh

Flyboy Zee:

From your statement, 2 things are involved.

Its either

1. You are a liar

OR

2. You are a witch/wizard (flying object),

because even Pilots drive.

joymary7: lol..... I was in traffic along ikorodu road wen a mad man came out from nowere and sat on my bonnet... I came down wit a stone i usually keep in the car and the the man just said *who u wan stone? Abi oloshi ni e nii** i had to run back to my car and put up all my glass because fear catch me and my little baby was in d car, every other driver tried scolding him but the mad man refused to come down oooo. Tht was how i carry the man to ketu b4 some touts helped me drag him down... No be small tin do me tht day oooo

Sweetcollins: I was on a traffic waiting for g green light last week When suddenly, a reckless driver who bit traffic lost control and smashed a bike man just in front of me breaking my tranfugator lights as well as crushing my bonnet...it was really weird. One needs to pray hard

Gboliwe:
I find this incident funny. You keep a stone in your car? Who does that? Are you also mad? Hahahahahahahahahaha

joymary7: lol..... I was in traffic along ikorodu road wen a mad man came out from nowere and sat on my bonnet... I came down wit a stone i usually keep in the car and the the man just said *who u wan stone? Abi oloshi ni e nii** i had to run back to my car and put up all my glass because fear catch me and my little baby was in d car, every other driver tried scolding him but the mad man refused to come down oooo. Tht was how i carry the man to ketu b4 some touts helped me drag him down... No be small tin do me tht day oooo

nacotic: Urmmm do u mean u drove all d way 4rm Ikorodu 2 ketu on dat express with a madman sitting on ur bonnet??!

flow1759: STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot 4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh

joymary7: lol..... I was in traffic along ikorodu road wen a mad man came out from nowere and sat on my bonnet... I came down wit a stone i usually keep in the car and the the man just said *who u wan stone? Abi oloshi ni e nii** i had to run back to my car and put up all my glass because fear catch me and my little baby was in d car, every other driver tried scolding him but the mad man refused to come down oooo. Tht was how i carry the man to ketu b4 some touts helped me drag him down... No be small tin do me tht day oooo

Gboliwe:
You are really interested in mad women. Is there something you are not telling us? You sister excuse is too obvious too.
Tell us your preference we assume we all are of age. Lol

omoseun: Mine happened like 10 years ago, i alighted from a bus at Jibowu b/stop (i.e before Yaba, Lagos) all of a sudden someone gave me a hot slap from behinde, when i turned around to confront /retaliate , i got the greatest surprise of my life. I was slap by a mad man. I just cross the road and went on my way before people start pointing at me.

sunky-show:
I cant forget 13yrs ago, i was coming from schl (st finbarr's college) n i board a public bus to yaba from FEC gate and alighted at yabatech roundabout. Den i walked along d roadside toward yabatech main entrance wen a Madman kicked a RagolisBottle towards my directn, den i used my rite foot to stop d bottle. u knw wot? he gave me a shocker! He pounded on me n punched me in d belly, and said "shey me and u be mate?" All i noticed was dat people waiting for public bus at d yabatech main entrance gate were laughing seriously at me.

lekush: This incident happened on Third mainland bridge. There was a broken down vehicle with 2 ladies inside it. They came down from the car looking for help. A mad man from nowhere just rushed one of the ladies, brought her breast out of her top and started sucking it. The lady was frozen. The other lady ran across the fast moving traffic without caring of been hit by fast moving vehicle. It was a man that parked near the lady brought out a car jack and hit the mad man who now ran away. This happened many yearts ago on the bridge.