#U invested about 100k in human hair,50k in
designer bag and 30k in highheel
shoe, paid 20k
for ur friend's wedding 'ashoebi' but ur
looking for a guy to help u with ur school fees
and accommodation..­­ .... U need psychiatric
help...

2. U r a lady,u cant recite the36 states of
Nigeria bt u can mention 52hotels nd 75clubs
without
mistake,my dear ur life is blinkn on a
low bar3

3.U have samsung S3 and Blackberry porche and ur
begging for money for recharge card
and BIS .....
U no well

4. U take picture,e no fine,u come dey
claim say 'beauty is 4rm within' .... Why u no take
X-ray?

5. You drive a Range rover but your
mum works
for Lawma Sweeping 3rd mainland
Bridge, how do you sleep at Night
6. After taking her 4 an expensive
dinner &
giving her money 4 a cab(drop),u both
met again
inside keke napep. Who is deceiving Who

Kslib:
Only on Nairaland Nigeria,person go book space down cos she wan go think of wetin to post.. Haba,na by force to post..
Anyway sha.. space booked for later things.. Make me sef go think..

julimax: Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who wont go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion.

you see a guy in the passenger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention.

Most guys don't carry umbrella, they refer to guys who do as 'jew' but when the rain starts they want to share the umbrella with the jew guy - same as raincoats

A girl claims she ate rice and chicken, then suddenly she throws up and we see long lumps of eba, ha! was there a mixup somewhere? Only here in Naija

'Remove this carton here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own

'come lets eat oh' someone is inviting you to eat with him but only brought the spoon he's using, you rather say thank you, if you bother to look for spoon....

Someone's office is just 4 blocks from his house, but he must drive his car there every day and battle with parking space, just so that his neighbors wont feel things are bad for him

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy a blackberry phone with his N50,000 salary and wont be able to load in N100 credit into the phone, not to talk of transport to work the next day

People borrow money and close the street to host party only to soak garri the next day [owambe]

These are just the few once i can put up now, i know you have some

coolgb: A place where people collect bank loan and from co-operative societies to arrange parties and expecting to pay back through donations and gifts from friends and relatives

Kslib:
Na wa oh.. This your own dry sotey d sweat wey dey my fore-head vanish.. Oh boy,this your own na drier...
Only in Nigeria person no fit post im own,but go dey critisize anoda person own as dry.. Eg... Myself.. Na wa oh..

Kslib:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!! Laff wan keeeee meeeee wooooh... If na me ehn,d kain slap wey i go gve her ehn,she go vomit live chicken right there..

Truckpusher: It is only in Nigeria that the citizens abuse and curse their country yet they still expect their country to be a better place.

It is only in Nigeria that the citizens run away from, only to come back after many years in diaspora and expect the country to change itself.

It is only in Nigeria that the people hate each other based on tribes and ethnicity yet they will not go their seperate ways.

It is only in Nigeria that the people will never rise up against tyranny yet they come on social network to make noise about it.

elampiro: It's a poor mentality.

Truckpusher: It is only in Nigeria that the citizens abuse and curse their country yet they still expect their country to be a better place.

It is only in Nigeria that the citizens run away from, only to come back after many years in diaspora and expect the country to change itself.

It is only in Nigeria that the people hate each other based on tribes and ethnicity yet they will not go their seperate ways.

It is only in Nigeria that the people will never rise up against tyranny yet they come on social network to make noise about it.

Chimeluv:
poor naija guyz wear expensive attire, using expensive phones, driving borrowed cars, yet no visible source of income.

Kslib:
So you mean say,if americans begin curse the country while the government keeps working to make the country better,the country will not be better abi??
So if Nigerian government decide to be serious for once and start installing the neccessary infrastructures needed to give us 24hrs electricity,we will still be without light cos we ere cursing the country abi.. Nigerians do not abuse the country,they abuse the people incharge of the country.. So you mean say if all the insults stop,we go get 24hrs electricity,good roads,ordinary clean water,corruption free. justice for the victimised and our educational system go automatically behave... Wow!!!! So the solution to our problem is this simple.. Truckpusher,i swear you be genius.. You see,na genius like you suppose dey rule this country but over-employment wey yanfu yanfu everywhere don make you be TRUCKPUSHER.. I weep!!!!

7842I:

Sharaap! Nigerians aren't poor!