Karev_wite: onli in 9ja u wil c a dark skinned lady wearing a blonde weavon...nw luks lyk a walking duracell battery

. After taken a good honey-beans (ewa-oloyin) dis morning, I don laff so tey I dey hungry right nw. U're so so on point...

Adura_ngba: Nigeria- the only country where people go to church to celebrate Chelsea win.

The only country where the citizens travels abroad and sees snow for the first time and begin to pose for pictures in the snow.

The only country where noone obeys traffic rules.

The only country where zebra crossings are taken for tom tom sweet advert.

The only country where traffic road signs are just mere diagrams because noone obeys them.

The only country where a local government councillor becomes a millionaire overnight.

The only country where educated people find it very hard to obey traffic rules.

The only country where nobody knows what a fast lane on the highway is.

The only country where it is a sin for the President to take pictures.

The only country where building a pedestrian bridge is an achievement by the leaders.

The only country where it is a sin not to be corrupt while in government.

The only country that has over 1m of her population in jails worldwide.

The only country where the citizens has no responsibility to nation building.

The only country whose citizens have no civic responsibility.

The only country where the citizens berates the government when they cant impregnate their wives.

The only country where men and women want to graduate from school by bribing lecturers.

The only country where people who are unemployed pay up to 5k dollars to get employment into government parastatals.

The only country where government agencies reserve slots for Senators and House of Rep members for employment.

The only country where accidents in the capital Abuja are based on too good roads.

The only country where the press accuses the president's wife of having ten sicknesses at the same time.

The only country where the press feeds the citizens lies and they take it hook line and sinker.

The only country where a politician crosses to the opposition not based on ideology but on chop make I chop

The only country where a lady has 6 top range mobile phones, including a blackberry porsche but doesnt have a job.

The only country where ladies pro.stitute and call it runs.

The only country where even failure is celebrated.

. Joke apart u're so so on point. I wish all dis can be solved...

Tolexander: aunty! I never claim up ma o

. Claim up/ claim down? Wtf! Both of u should calm down joh....

meetmeonline: .......Azuka, please! please!! please!!! do not marry who'll become the president tomorrow o! because what I am reading here means you'll surely become Madam Patience the 2nd

. Her own go bad pass. Smh

4unme: A place where a market woman leaves her wares 7 a.m. monday morning to a church and return 4 p.m. just to get home in the evening and start complaining there was no market.
A place where you buy N400 recharge card and you only use N200 to make a call, the remaining N200 on 'hello, i cant hear you', network failure.

. Thumb up...

linusnneji238: Na only for naija pple de horn for traffic light make e change from red to green

Na only for naija we de count our money after we withdraw from ATM cos we no even trust am

Na only for naija musicians plenty pass fans

Na only for naija PHCN office get standby generator

Na only for naija dem they sell coke, recharge card, chin-chin, sweet , fried fish for inside pharmacy

. Sound old but always evergreen... Kudos

A land where how loud your generator set is also determine how rich you are.

Freiburger: A land where how loud your generator set is also determine how rich you are.

GUY,U DEY CRAZE OOOO....NA ONLY NAIJA,MAD MAN GO ABUSE CORRECT MAN,SAY HIM DEY CRAZE.....