Lolaabokoku:
When i was younger

* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose

* Had that one pen with four colors and tried to push all the bottons at once

* Waited behind a door to scare someone then leaving behind because they are taking too long to come out

* Faking being asleep so i could be carried to bed

* Used to think that the moon followed our car

* Tried to balance the switch between on/off

* Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race

* The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

* Swallowed a food seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow on my head

* Closed the fridge slowly to see when the light goes off

* Walked into a room, forgot what you need,walked out and then remember

# Remember when we were kids and coldnt wait to grow up?

# Childhood is the best oart of our life!2
Keep it rolling...

These ones too

spyroxy1:

wetin u no fit talk...

i get one younger broda wey be sey him own na to dey pursue all domestic animals.. Goat, chicken ,dogs.. i dey tell u.
e go dey sweat, det run after dem, any1 wen e catch don die, he go go upstairs (3 storey) to throw the goats from there, any chicken he lay his hands on, hun! na to break d 2 legs, e go come keep am for the back of mrs williams' kerosene tank till that 1 go stand , takes about 2 weeks. he start fromt here again

The boy dey GTbank nau, i'm sure e go dey laff hinsef if he sees this!

lwkm oooooo....Chaiii
d guy stubborn o

dayokanu:
Playing Daddy and Mommy with neighbours daughter

the first time a boy wanted to do that with me I sliced him with a razor don't ask where

Barfar:
We used to build paper planes in school and fly dem,ah once trew a stone at dey most beautiful girl in my primary skool hoping she wud get blind so I'll marry her.

ur sadistic