i used a penis enlarger because my girlfriend complained that my d, k was too small. now it is so large that i cannot control it anymore. please nairaland how can i make it shrink!

use a p enis squeezer then.

It is irreversible unless u want to boil it with a hot boiling water, i can guarantee you that it will never remain the same again . . .

15 post and already startin a thread like this .nawa oh when did blochos become a problem, and if u can't control it see a doctor, how can u expect 2 find help here,u were stupid enuff 2 open dis thread oh really

@post

kayemjay:

i used a privates enlarger because my girlfriend complained that my d, k was too small. now it is so large that i cannot control it anymore. please nairaland how can i make it shrink!

ahhhh. . . tell your GF to suck the air out of your phallus. . .you want to get big privates abi? now its too big? that's what happens when people want to modify the perfect sculpture that God molded. . .

pleeaase guys. i didnt ask u to scold me. i really need help. like a guy was telling me to rub palm oil on the kini and turn it into a barbecue, {sobs}

Nairaland i did it for love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So if she says u should jump into the river or insert your finger into a burning flame all in the name of ''love'' . . . . .
Would you do it?

kayemjay:

Nairaland i did it for love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmsgbo. . . oh my lawdy!!!. . . . . .so why can't you let the "kini" ( )keep growing so that your love will keep growing too. . .


on a serious note: all i can say is, visit your doctor. . even if NLers give you advice, it won't be as safe and effective as what your doctor might prescribe to you  

so those things really work, i didnt know oh.  sorry im not male so i cant help u

now u do. . .

so those things really work, i didnt know oh.

Mr SLY. if u no want make PHCN take ur light and ur generator to cease working leave the girl alone. u have not contributed anything meaningful for all i care. so hush.

please guys i need practical answers. very practical. because even to piss sometimes dey hard me

im i the person that ''contributed meaningfully'' into your life in the first place b4 u made that nasty move all in the name of sum ''pathetic love'' ?

Now u want me to c[b]ontribute meaningfully[/b] u will have to wait till eternity for that!!
. . .u better wait until ur ding-dong-ding is long enough so u can be able to use it as belt

oga sly. dont yab me anymore or i will have to deviate from the purpose of this thread that is so important to my love and piss life
i no know weda u be police man sef. ur eye just dey chook

yab me and be ready to crawl to your grave. . . . . . .

HEY!! SLY!! MEET MY NEW WAR SHIP. BE READY TO BE BLOWN AWAY.

SEARCHING . . .
TARGET FOUND.
AIMING TARGET SLY . . .
_{pauses to get a glass of milk}

lol. . . . .

so someone's kini is growin by the minute

henry007:

so someone's kini is growin by the minute

katherinae:

so those things really work, i didnt know oh. sorry im not male so i can't help u

®~^Sly^~®:



It is irreversible unless u want to boil it with a hot boiling water, i can guarantee you that it will never remain the same again . . .

®~^Sly^~®:

So if she says u should jump into the river or insert your finger into a burning flame all in the name of ''love'' . . . . .
Would you do it?

ROTHLMAO!!!!!

LOL 

Try the follow experiment:

Step 1 : place your Dic*k into a bowl of fuel for 7 hours.

Step 2: Then rub its with grease or Olive Oil.

Step 3: after that leave it for 7 days and 7 night

3 perfect step and i assure that its will come back to normal.

Come back & tell us your testimony.

Cheers.

4Him:

use a p enis squeezer then.

rofl

OYO for you ! God don Bleep you up be that.
So suffer for love !

I do not think this guy should be given the kind of answers he is getting.

@ poster,don't just mind them, i'll tell you. Be sure to do this coause it has worked for several guys in your shoes.

1, Dip your third leg in hot hot hot suya pepper
2, Rub ginger powder on it.
3, pour hot water on the third leg and wring it very well to ensure that every drop of H2o is out
4, get a very long koboko or horsewhip.
5, flog the living boogalo out of the privates.
6, then go and relax,but b4 you do,tie the balls with a thread so it does not touch the third leg itself.
7, the next day,it'll be as good as new.

Enjoy.


mumu.

@ Poster,

Your kini is too enlarged and you are looking for solutions to it, bang am on the table. After that try squeeze am into a hot boiling ring. Walahi, it has worked effectively in a video I have seen.


Olodo.

If anything happens to this guy, Nairaland is responsible oh, Poster dont mine them why not go back to the person who gave you the enlarger for him to reverse it. Thats why I say ignorant is the worst diseases, how dare you take a risk with ur family in the name of girlfriend love, may be ur GF is a former prostitute or even present. When she told u, she dont enjoy ur sex, why not look for a tighter hole, or ask her to do hole compressor, a mugu will always remain a mugu. Piece of Advise, whenever you want to edit any part of ur body, please ask google first.

Complain to ur girl too to enlarge her P**sy too after all one good turn,