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Sexual Memorandum Of Understanding Agreement Form by coolestboy(m): 11:05pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Pls fill in those gaps. Ignore the fact that it's for the girls, you guys can also fill in the space and write your answer. Good luck. Each gaps carries the same mark} SEXUAL MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING AGREEMENT FORM. I ............... ............... ...... the undersigned female partner {herein referred to as the"screwee"}, about to enjoy sexual intercourse with............... ............... .. {hereafter referred to as the "screwer"}, certify as follows: 1. THAT I am above the lawfull age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance(s). 3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry .him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and i don't care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because i love it and want it has much has he does. 9. THAT in the event that i receive full and "delicious" satisfaction, which i expect, declare in advance, the capacity and willingness for futher participation as soon as time permits. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will file charges against him in the event that: 10.1 - I contract a sexually disease 10.2 - I fall pregnant 10.3 - I feel that he is violating any legislation; moral, legal or otherwise.. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED THIS ............. DAY OF THE (MONTH) ............... (YEAR) ............. AT ............... ............... . LOCATION |
Re: Sexual Memorandum Of Understanding Agreement Form by coolestboy(m): 11:15pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
coolestboy: Pls fill in those gaps. Ignore the fact that it's for the girls, you guys can also fill in the space and write your answer. Good luck. Each gaps carries the same mark}Am suggesting this MOU to d everybody so as to av safe intimate life, or wat do u think? |
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