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Assholes by olunifemi(f): 7:36pm On Mar 10, 2008
A teacher was working with a group of children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor
candies and told the kids to close their eyes and
taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the
taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they
were all stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's
something your mommy and daddy probably call each
other all the time."

Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're
assholes!"
Re: Assholes by TOYOSI20(f): 7:38pm On Mar 10, 2008
Nice one. cool
Re: Assholes by segunpc(m): 10:07am On Mar 11, 2008
good joke
Re: Assholes by olulu(m): 10:13am On Mar 11, 2008
Clap for yaself

grin grin grin
Re: Assholes by nightnurse(f): 11:08am On Mar 11, 2008
old joke
Re: Assholes by damn: 1:45pm On Mar 11, 2008
Nigt nurse na wa
na corporate beef tongue
leave am for am
guy, u try jo grin
Re: Assholes by Simsima2(f): 1:53pm On Mar 11, 2008
Good 1
No need 2 commnt if its an old joke, how far,,Nightnurse u suppose clap 4 urself
Re: Assholes by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Mar 11, 2008
lmao grin
Re: Assholes by ThugLife1(m): 10:16pm On Mar 11, 2008
cool
Re: Assholes by folly69(m): 11:15am On Mar 12, 2008
heard it b4 bt still nice wink
Re: Assholes by tufe(m): 8:14pm On Mar 12, 2008
nice
Re: Assholes by nightnurse(f): 8:30pm On Mar 12, 2008
we hear
Re: Assholes by saucekid(m): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2008
thank jah
Re: Assholes by ifyalways(f): 8:45pm On Mar 12, 2008
. . .very nice grin
what a parent sef embarassed
Re: Assholes by tufe(m): 2:00pm On Mar 13, 2008
Rastafarin in da house, praise Jah almighty
Re: Assholes by ifyalways(f): 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2008
lol.
I and I are d only Jah babe in d house.
zioooooooooooooooooooooooooooon here i come.
Tufe and sauce,see una see Yaba grin
Re: Assholes by tytylayor: 4:54pm On Mar 13, 2008
cnt stop grin grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin cheesy
cheesy cheesy
Re: Assholes by tufe(m): 5:11pm On Mar 13, 2008
ify, see you, see aro grin
Re: Assholes by ifyalways(f): 6:05pm On Mar 13, 2008
. . . .with you be my side and clems as my nurse NO stress grin
Re: Assholes by tufe(m): 6:10pm On Mar 13, 2008
. . . abeg jare, see you, see under bridge grin
Re: Assholes by ifyalways(f): 6:37pm On Mar 13, 2008
. . . . .see you see FLYOVER cheesy
Re: Assholes by tufe(m): 6:47pm On Mar 13, 2008
. .see u see selling of purewater with miggy grin
Re: Assholes by ituen(m): 8:02pm On Mar 13, 2008
tufe:

. .see u see selling of purewater with miggy grin

company CEO and secretary grin grin grin
Re: Assholes by olunifemi(f): 8:50pm On Mar 13, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Re: Assholes by olunifemi(f): 8:58am On Mar 22, 2008
smiley
Re: Assholes by gilgee(m): 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2008
Nobi small thing!
Re: Assholes by delib: 3:17pm On Mar 22, 2008
lol
Re: Assholes by clemcykul(f): 6:08pm On Mar 23, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Assholes by gilgee(m): 6:41pm On Mar 23, 2008
and the hmmnnn continues. . . .
Re: Assholes by naijastyle: 11:59am On Mar 24, 2008
observing
Re: Assholes by ThugLife1(m): 8:01pm On Mar 24, 2008
uhm
Re: Assholes by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Mar 25, 2008
receive a word thou deaf and dumb!

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