henrimoto: igweee prof. i greet. i jobalee. honourable members of d house i great. igwee i have been observing d palace 4rm afar as usual. @ justwise. C.S.O., G.O. i great sir. thanks 4 ur useful contributions and thanks 4 watching our back. @ samee72. sis, its been long we heard 4rm u. hope every is well... welcome back 2 d palace ! plss. igwee prof. consider her. she wil do d usual when coming 2 d palace. sis, u no how u do bring dat palatable mende-mende, well ganished with kilishii... u no nowwww! don 4 get to bring burukutu along with it...let d BK. b cold oohh.. @ house, i great everybody. ! igwee prof. where is loolo 1 ?

henrimoto: igweee prof. i greet. i jobalee. honourable members of d house i great. igwee i have been observing d palace 4rm afar as usual. @ justwise. C.S.O., G.O. i great sir. thanks 4 ur useful contributions and thanks 4 watching our back. @ samee72. sis, its been long we heard 4rm u. hope every is well... welcome back 2 d palace ! plss. igwee prof. consider her. she wil do d usual when coming 2 d palace. sis, u no how u do bring dat palatable mende-mende, well ganished with kilishii... u no nowwww! don 4 get to bring burukutu along with it...let d BK. b cold oohh.. @ house, i great everybody. ! igwee prof. where is loolo 1 ?

ogakpatakpata: Thanks honourable henrimoto, since you have pleaded for samee72, l have cancelled the fine, queen Lolo....l am short of words.....you have left the palace for too long.......l hope you dont allow me get angry and do otherwise.....tradition forbids you leave the palace for more than 48hrs......where are you queen lolo?........l need an answer within 72hrs or else l will raise my staff towards the sky.......walks away in anger from the palace.....

Linkbiz: Good day to all oga's & hon in the house i salute for the great job you guyz doing here, cos you make UAE travelling be easy for all, May God be with you all ( AMEN ).
Happy weekend.

FBI/CIA:
Euro money travelled without telling the king (lobatan) ( no Be me talk am oooo)

ogakpatakpata: @FBI/CIA and Henrimoto.........l have now mandated the two of you to send all the palace securities, locate and find the queen...l am giving you guys 7days for this assignment, if after the expiration, queen lolo doesn't report to the palace.....l will point my staff towards the sky and that will mean a big disaster......walks away again in anger and dejection.....

FBI/CIA:


Ero o kabiesi ero pese, ero ni ti igbin

We are on the matter right nw.......... We are acquiring data from the satellite and gathering intel on loolo, right from the last post, kabiesi efi okan bale (take a chill pill) euro money isn't lost or kidnapped so you have nothing to worry about..........

henrimoto: igwee prof... relax ur mind. all is well. it has nt come 2 d 1 u will point ur staff into d sky... hennn.., igwe pls dont create a record in dubai ooo. d day u will point ur staff 2 d sky in annoyance...hnnn... , natural rain will fall in dubai. pls.. igwe! except u want 2 b anoda 'majek fashek' in dubai . ( remember, sango did it in anger.., thunder strike!. ur own it is rain dat will fall in dubai). biko, elders and chiefs, put mouth in dis issue. @ FBI/ CIA. this is where i get fed up with dis american intelligents... which satellite ? which data...? did they tell u dey kidnap loolo 1 ? b4 we no it now, they will use missile 2 b searching 4 d loolo dat is nt missing.. bikoo. igwee prof. b4 u 'send down the rain' in dubai because of loolo dat is nt in d palace.. dis is what happened, loolo 1 is busy with work. u no nowww! dat dis people dat wear white and white 2 work, dey always have unexpected 'NIGHT DUTIES' AND IMMERGENCYS' dat may even take days. so pls, igwe calm down. i ve sent ichie goodtalk and victorg8t 2 b telegraph her dat d igwee prof. is alone. we will soon c her in d palace.

FBI/CIA:
Euro money travelled without telling the king (lobatan) ( no Be me talk am oooo)

ogakpatakpata: Thanks honourable henrimoto, since you have pleaded for samee72, l have cancelled the fine, queen Lolo....l am short of words.....you have left the palace for too long.......l hope you dont allow me get angry and do otherwise.....tradition forbids you leave the palace for more than 48hrs......where are you queen lolo?........l need an answer within 72hrs or else l will raise my staff towards the sky.......walks away in anger from the palace.....

muojek: pls guys I need advice,I want to travel to dubai to work then the agent I get to process my document and get me a job tell me to scan and send my cresidential nd my passport wich I did,initaily they told me that visa fees is $200 bt after two days the agent call back and said that where he surmit my document that they have work for me but they the man said it will be after august that they are fasting ,that they don't work during the fasting. latter the agent called me and said that he want to secure two months visa for me at cost of $1000 if I enter dubai he will look for work for me and wen I get the job I have to come back to nigeria oR go to near by country to allow the company to secure my working permit before I will com back and start work that I must not be inside dubai to get my work permit pls some body should advice me what to do pls

muojek: pls guys I need advice,I want to travel to dubai to work then the agent I get to process my document and get me a job tell me to scan and send my cresidential nd my passport wich I did,initaily they told me that visa fees is $200 bt after two days the agent call back and said that where he surmit my document that they have work for me but they the man said it will be after august that they are fasting ,that they don't work during the fasting. latter the agent called me and said that he want to secure two months visa for me at cost of $1000 if I enter dubai he will look for work for me and wen I get the job I have to come back to nigeria oR go to near by country to allow the company to secure my working permit before I will com back and start work that I must not be inside dubai to get my work permit pls some body should advice me what to do pls

muojek: pls guys I need advice,I want to travel to dubai to work then the agent I get to process my document and get me a job tell me to scan and send my cresidential nd my passport wich I did,initaily they told me that visa fees is $200 bt after two days the agent call back and said that where he surmit my document that they have work for me but they the man said it will be after august that they are fasting ,that they don't work during the fasting. latter the agent called me and said that he want to secure two months visa for me at cost of $1000 if I enter dubai he will look for work for me and wen I get the job I have to come back to nigeria oR go to near by country to allow the company to secure my working permit before I will com back and start work that I must not be inside dubai to get my work permit pls some body should advice me what to do pls

henrimoto: @ muojek, b4 u talk 2 ur agent again. take ur time to read d begin of dis tread. b4 u get 2 page 32 of dis thread, u will find out dat u dont need an agent 2 get a dubai visa. u can do it urself. secondly, u will also learn how to get a job by urself in dubai. bros, u dont need 2 giv any body 160,000 naira 2 get u a dubai visa. infact, u will get dubai visa 4 less than 20,000 naira . yes ! u read me right. so start reading now, and get back 2 d palace.

euromoney:
You seems to have much time to waste explaining things to someone who want to be spoonfed before he understand simple thing.wonder how this person will manage to cope with job hunting when he finally arrived in Dubai.its high time they knew Dubai is not for slowpoke.

euromoney:
You seems to have much time to waste explaining things to someone who want to be spoonfed before he understand simple thing.wonder how this person will manage to cope with job hunting when he finally arrived in Dubai.its high time they knew Dubai is not for slowpoke.

tobensin84: My ppl this country na wa o.
I got to the airport 3hrs before boarding. And queued along with others. When it got my turn I was bold answer all my question
Airline officer asked me about my BTA and I said its 700$ he I can't travel that I shld make it up to 1000$ and me I don't 300$ to add. So I called one of my who just came he I shld still wait and that I shld find them something.... Not to miss the flight I gave the guy 8k naira and I was checked I moved to the immigration where I also gave them 100$ and I was told to move toward where boarding will take place only for me to be called back that my visa can't be verified I was shocked....so I call my agent and he told me that I didn't tell him I wil be traveling that I shld cancel the flight and reschedule for next...I think he need to send my ticket to th other agent in Dubai for my visa to be ok......
This is my story ooooo....the Igwe, all the chief in the house...this country is all about ppl who just want money
This guy never told me all this before...
Pls any one that want to travel you need to be educated very well....today now I just waste 26k for nothing...if I knew I would have given the (my) 419 agent the ticket money at least he wont eat more than 26k....
So hopefully I I will be in Dubai next week.
Gud nite

euromoney:
@igwe... I'm down on bended knees your highness.I'm back,we'll talk more better when you're back in the palace.@henrimoto and co-chiefs,I hail you guys.
@goodtalk,I remembered I gave you some palm wine to drink when u were angry on another thread..@all I'm back to where I belong.

euromoney:
Hmmmmmm,why're you acting as if you dnt knw my whereabouts?

euromoney:
@igwe... I'm down on bended knees your highness.I'm back,we'll talk more better when you're back in the palace.@henrimoto and co-chiefs,I hail you guys.
@goodtalk,I remembered I gave you some palm wine to drink when u were angry on another thread..@all I'm back to where I belong.

Linkbiz: @ ogakpatakpata
Thankz for the welcome message cos am newly here but h'v go through the trend from page 1 to page 62 before join the entire family.
You guyz doing great job, see you soon at UAE kingdom by God Grace.
About visa processing thankz alot for agent secret exposed to all.
No question!!! Full enlighting UAE travelling guide.
Regard to all house.

henrimoto: @ blaze 007 and euromony. loolo 1 and ichie blaze007 ... what will say about d above issue. d person involved came to dis house 2 seek 4 advice on dis issue b4 going 2 d airport.

henrimoto: @ blaze 007 and euromony. loolo 1 and ichie blaze007 ... what will say about d above issue. d person involved came to dis house 2 seek 4 advice on dis issue b4 going 2 d airport.

henrimoto: @ blaze 007 and euromony. loolo 1 and ichie blaze007 ... what will say about d above issue. d person involved came to dis house 2 seek 4 advice on dis issue b4 going 2 d airport.