All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa’s forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheik’s wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates, first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report.

In the meantime, the troubled man managed to answer a few quick questions from media representatives.

“Back when I only had two wives I could maybe handle a couple of mood swinging, bloated, depressed, angry and resentful chocolate-eating monsters at a time, but with just one more than that you’re as good as dead. I was convinced that this would never happen with all forty of them at the same time – I mean, what are the odds?” the grief-stricken ruler asked.

Palace representatives said that the harem would be put under quarantine for the next several days in order to avert a greater catastrophe, and that the Sheikh would do the same thing any other man would do in similar circumstances, “hide somewhere until it all passes.”

One of the Sheikh’s wives spoke to reporters about the mood inside the palace. “How is it even possible to cycle through every human emotion in one day? It’s so exhausting. And we get no support from our husband. None of us even give a damn if he comes back unless he brings us mass quantities of chocolate covered peanut butter balls,” Adara al-Sadah, wife number 28, was quoted as saying.

The Arab billionaire stated in the end that “having a harem can easily transform from being every man’s sweetest dream to every man’s worst nightmare.”

By The Global Edition

kachy:

Palace representatives said that the harem would be put under quarantine for the next several days in order to avert a greater catastrophe, and that the Sheikh would do the same thing any other man would do in similar circumstances, “hide somewhere until it all passes.”

The Arab billionaire stated in the end that “having a harem can easily transform from being every man’s sweetest dream to every man’s worst nightmare.”

Lmao!!

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What?!!!is this for real?long hisssssssssss

It was a comedy piece. It's not a real story.

^must be a comedy.

But btw, maybe it's possible for women staying in same environment to have their periods in the same time range. Back then in school, my friends in the hostel used to say they always had their periods same time, that's those living in same room. I don't know if there's any scientific backing for this.

What a story!

that's messed up tho, who do u run 2 wen LIL john gets all freaky and wants to go for a dive...

Hmm! Pheromones at work.

I refuse to believe this in Jesus name, and if it happens, thats their gaddem business, not mine!

I have read stuffs sychronize like that when women live close.
What is one person doing with 40 wives. Jeez!

kachy:


Palace representatives said that the harem would be put under quarantine for the next several days in order to avert a greater catastrophe, and that the Sheikh would do the same thing any other man would do in similar circumstances, “hide somewhere until it all passes.”


The Arab billionaire stated in the end that “having a harem can easily transform from being every man’s sweetest dream to every man’s worst nightmare.”

By The Global Edition

buhahahahahahaha.... this guy is a clown.
to avoid the re-occurance of this, he should up the number to 80. mtchewwwwwwww

there is a a scientific backing that when women live in close quarters for a lengthy period of time, it's possible for them to be menstruating right about the same time.

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that's messed up tho, who do u run 2 wen LIL john gets all freaky and wants to go for a dive...

He will simply order for another wife