1. We can tell just about everything we need to know about a brother by looking at his shoe.
2. Women like wild and crazy men for dating purposes because they are exciting and unpredictable. But when it comes to time to choose "The one" we don't want tempestuous, temperamental and tattoos; we want responsible, reliable abd real. (See we are not so different from you after all.)
3. A surprise weekend at a romantic bed and breakfast is to a woman what state box seats at the National stadium are to a man.
4. No means no! No matter how badly you were hoping/wishing/expecting it would be yes.
5. As a rule we know when you are lying.
6. We always know when you are sneaking looks at:
(a) another woman
(b) our breast and/or
(c) our butt.
It doesn't matter how shrewd or swift the glance.
7. Nothing saya 'I love you' like thoughtful unsolicited gifts on days that aren't "special" - anniversaries, birthdays, christmas, valentine's day. Extra credit if they are personal enough to show that you'vereally been paying attention to us (e.g. A bouquet of our favorite flowers. In our favorite color. Arranged in ouyr favorite vase.
8. Our job is just as streesful/serious/significant as yours.
9. Nonjudgemental, uninterrupted listening to our hopes/dreams/fears/insecurities, even if it's for the one thousandth time, makes us feel we are the center of your universe. Where we belong.
10. One lie spoils a thousand truths. Once discovererd, it will be stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
11. There is no such thing as too many shoes.
12. Ditto the perfect little back dress.
13. Sometimes the earth doesn't move. And no, you're not going to be able to tell when it doesn't.
14. We take birthdays and anniversarries seriously. Forgeting requires serious justification ("My mother had to have emergency surgery", explanation ("The doctor asked me not to leave the floor even long enough to make a phone call" and amends ("But i got you a little something from Tiffany's that i hope you'll like"
15. Pillow talk is special, sacred and, above all, secret. Repeating it to anyone is grounds for a breakup.
16. A womans trust is a catacomb, not a blackboard. Betrayals are not erased; they are only filed away in our mind and heart-permanently and in the best circumstance deeply.
17. There are certain weekend date destinations that never go out of style. The mountains and the beach. A tropical island. A suite at the Ritz. Your place cleaned/equiped/arrayed to look like a suite at the Ritz. ( Think fresh flowers, scented candles, rose petals scattered atop freshly laundered sheets.)
18. A great haircut can give us a new lease on life. A bad one is not to be trivialized, minimized or joked about.
19. Chronic lying, unemployment and/or unexplained disappearances are automatic dealbreakers.
20. Forget the destination-for us, it's all about the journey.

nice. 20 down thousands more to go

I pity the guy that knows all this 20 things about women.

He's in big trouble.

Busta:

I pity the guy that knows all this 20 things about women.

He's in big trouble.

lmao. . . . . . why?

@NaJa HaJa

#10 - 20 says it all.
if u expect a man to already know all this, na sucide for the guy oh

nicely said but there's more to them than all the 20 stuff's you think you know

well i can add 500 more. . . . . . .
This 20 is just an intro . . . . .

@poster

Are you serious? 20? Let me tell you something, women are the most wonderful creature the Almighty made. Just when you thought you knew the 20 things, their natural instincts start to think like " This fool thinks his smart". And Gbam, just like that, they multiply 20 by another 20 and go like "beat that sucker". What i always tell guys is just to stay normal and be your usual nice person that when she eventually leaves, she will know she's missed something good.