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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by hollypagan: 11:18am On Feb 19, 2013
I LAUGH TIRE I BEG I RESERVE THIS SPACE I WAN GO SHET COME BACK
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:19am On Feb 19, 2013
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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Dreal1247: 11:21am On Feb 19, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
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@poster u 4gov 2 add dat the phone continues 2 work even when d battery is removed.

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by belhomme(m): 11:29am On Feb 19, 2013
when u ar holding it and a chinko man passes by and it says "allow bluetooth to connect".... awo ti rawo

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Omen100(m): 11:35am On Feb 19, 2013
Orisi-risi, awofu dey run belle grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by kissoflife: 11:37am On Feb 19, 2013
belhomme: when u ar holding it and a chinko man passes by and it says "allow bluetooth to connect".... awo ti rawo
bad guy. Lmfao!!!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by softtouch2(m): 11:48am On Feb 19, 2013
@OP: You forgot to add " When the phone is without User-Manual...It must be 100% Chinko"
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by biggiesoft(m): 11:49am On Feb 19, 2013
mehn...nah unto 4 batteriez 3 screen jex 1 m.card slot sha nd no sim
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Kslib(m): 11:52am On Feb 19, 2013
When even at the lowest volume,d phone still loud pass home theatre..
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nbright: 11:55am On Feb 19, 2013
Most comes in silver colour. Always develope problem after 3 months. Can't be found in major dustributors shop..
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by babanne(m): 11:56am On Feb 19, 2013
Great sense of humour men!Ride on.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Sike(m): 12:00pm On Feb 19, 2013
sugarcoatted: :oAnd this made front page??
Na so I see am oh! :s
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Inyinese(m): 12:01pm On Feb 19, 2013
grin
Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng
grin
Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng
lol u 2 much

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Adanyebe(m): 12:02pm On Feb 19, 2013
IT HAS AN ALARM THAT CAN RAISE THE DEAD
SHOWS YOUR CALLER'S NAME AS "漢字新隶体新" AND OPERATOR'S NAME AS "六书 / 六書"
SHOWS YOU ACCOUNT BALANCE INSTEAD OF BATTERY FULL.
ALWAYS HAVE RELATIVELY ELONGATED ANTENNAE.
THE SCEEN ALWAYS GETS HOT AFTER PLAYING VIDEO
SHOWS FILE FORMAT NOT SUPPORTED FOR YOUTUBE VIDEOS
DISPLAYS UR MMS AS TEXT.
SHOWS YOUR PHONE IP IN CHINA
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Chuckeey(m): 12:13pm On Feb 19, 2013
u forfet to add chinko original get double ba3 double sim space,double bluetooth double keypad,double woofer speaker double memory card space,double chargin port, inbuilt 64gb ram100gb,he get 36ranbow light,price just 2500.wch ebri average hausa man can afford,omo dem appre8 am die finking say nah berra tin dem carrie lwkmd4h

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by yuzedo: 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-p'orn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call...



...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck
Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng

Christ! *tears* grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nas4q(m): 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2013
mods this should be in the jokes section. av been embarassing myself with occassional laughs and everyone's like wtf s wrong wit this guy. by the way i'm typing this using a china phone and can't notice all those things you raised!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by megareal: 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2013
Chei, OP you badt. Una no go kill pesin wit lafta. Cheii, ROTFLMAO.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by holyvirgin: 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2013
cheesy cheesy
toba: You forgot to add that its N2000
It has every features and perform some functions some smart phones can't do yet the phone cheap die..... cheesy
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2013
1. It comes with a built in street theatre (louder dan home theatre).
2. The touch light is brighter than that of Zaaki azzey.
3. If its written NOKIA, then notice the speed at which the two hands shake like when Igbo man transact successful business.
4. When the phone cannot differentiate between "Made neatly in Taiwan" (MNT) and "Mobile telecommunication Nigeria" (MTN)
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nextdoorpal: 12:20pm On Feb 19, 2013
Dude, u'v really crackd me up.. Thumbs up man![color=#000099][/color]
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by MadCow1: 12:27pm On Feb 19, 2013


1. When you turn it on, your whole yard wakes up.

2. It says Nokia on it but the start up screen shows two black hands clapping instead of two White hands shaking.

3. When you need a touchlight to see your phone screen at night.

4. When it has an external metal antenna.

5. When your one phone can take up to 6 sim cards.

6. When the phones says Apple but the logo on the back is Mango.

7. When your Phones ringtone annoys even the person in the car in front of you.

8. When you bought it from a hawker in traffic.

9. Whenever your phone rings, it affects the DSTV or NTA signal in your house.

10. Whenever you cant recognize yourself or anybody in the pictures you took with the 24 Megapixel camera..

11. When your phone also doubles as a Mosquito Repellant, FM/AM radio, TV (with AV slot), Table tennis batton, Iron, torchlight, lighter, pen, ruler, opener, e.t.c.

12. Anytime you plug your phone into a socket, the socket will blow.

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by sgsltd(m): 12:31pm On Feb 19, 2013
It can light sigarret
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Bosdem(f): 12:33pm On Feb 19, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

where re u from i wan die from laughing o
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by YOUNGBOss3(m): 12:36pm On Feb 19, 2013
Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng

grin grin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 19, 2013
1. when you remove it from charger it continue charging with the battery charging indicator going up and down.

2. when after switching it off, it still rings

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 19, 2013
It is CHINKO, it Uses SOLAR, WHEN IT HAS Network WHERE THERE IS NONE, WHEN YOU POWER ON IT SAYS WELCOME TO MOTORCYCLE GENERATOR PLS CARRY GO, USSUALLY UNSERVICEABLE. IT IS 3 MONTHS USE AND THROAWAY.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Caracta(f): 12:48pm On Feb 19, 2013
Oh my ribs! Hahahahahaha. Guys pls stop. How do i stop laughing o? Una wan kill me? Rotflmao...
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by alex406(m): 12:53pm On Feb 19, 2013
Op u dey vex oo...lol
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by larryjayz: 12:56pm On Feb 19, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc. k

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Artistree: 1:01pm On Feb 19, 2013
Any attempt to put it off can cause panck in a Police station.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by An0nimus: 1:11pm On Feb 19, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.


5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
I came across a "Hi-phone" once grin grin grin

7. Ontop the keypad atimes you find things written in arabic grin

8. It has some cool games sha..I don play super mario and contra inside am beforegrin

9. The picture editor could compete with picasa grin

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