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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by victorD3: 1:15pm On Feb 19, 2013
You don't need a DJ for your party if you have the right songs in it. The sound is as loud as any speaker you can find in a club
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Youngpo413: 1:17pm On Feb 19, 2013
Network or NO network,you still have full bars on the network indicator.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:22pm On Feb 19, 2013
fone's name might be samsang,samswag,hi-phone etc but when u open d back cover u see nokia battery.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by PrinceDudu(m): 1:25pm On Feb 19, 2013
wen u want to save a new contact or send text message it will always print in upper case grin grin grin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:27pm On Feb 19, 2013
u charge it wit usb plug charger,d battery is nokia,earpiece -samsung,screen- techno,keyboard- blackberry,speaker-home theatre,camera-htc....u can feel d mixture fone nah

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:30pm On Feb 19, 2013
china dey try sha...i one saw someone playing angrybirds game wit chinko fone..i coldnt believe my eyes.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Richardsuche: 1:31pm On Feb 19, 2013
grin[b][/b]5. When an aeroplane passes; it records
one missed call.
6. When big truck hoots; it records
charger connected.
[quote][/quote][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Funny
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by cindyrella(f): 1:31pm On Feb 19, 2013
Lmao!
This got me laughing real hard!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by mjib22: 1:32pm On Feb 19, 2013
born2fuck: Go to any aboki closser to you, just telll them to show you their phone,anyphone found on their hand na chinko, even their governors self
u ar nt serious,dnt u knw say aboki got swag pass u jaree.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Kingslaw(m): 1:43pm On Feb 19, 2013
The ringtone (ringingtone 4 our tongue) they cause B.P.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by deletrue: 1:47pm On Feb 19, 2013
segebobo: Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call...











...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck
these boys go kill person with this their bad mouth
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by deletrue: 1:50pm On Feb 19, 2013
segebobo: Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call...











...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Mojibola(m): 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2013
when it vibrates...d whole table vibrates..
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by deletrue: 2:01pm On Feb 19, 2013
please, am begging all you. Am tired of laughing. In fact i don go out of NL.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by deletrue: 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2013
Come, who post this kind of thing here? No try am again! My wife just dey phone me say next time, i should not tell her to visit NL again. All of them don completely finished with laughter.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by porryred(m): 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2013
i don laugh so tay i don give all of una ADDRESS to boko -Haram ....NL get enogh kolo pple

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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by ZACHIE: 2:45pm On Feb 19, 2013
Even when it is on MUTE, its silent ringtone is louder than the woman hawking Agege Bread in the neighborhood
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by snthesis(m): 2:46pm On Feb 19, 2013
porryred: i don laugh so tay i don give all of una ADDRESS to boko -Haram ....NL get enogh kolo pple
lmao grin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by angelsing(m): 2:58pm On Feb 19, 2013
Someone sold a china samsung galaxy tab to my friend for N52,000, the guy was so furious when i told him its a china..just 1 look at the phone i knew it was a china phone...My guy is furious that he is planning on arresting the guy
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Tafee(m): 3:08pm On Feb 19, 2013
for my area na yorubas(noise makers) and igbos(419) dey use am pass
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by rezzy: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2013
Mojibola: when it vibrates...d whole table vibrates..

lol, funny
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by achi4u(m): 3:45pm On Feb 19, 2013
Do not allow it to ring inside a bankgrin

Hide it when dealing with some class of girlsgrin it can shattered ur plangrin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 19, 2013
Ahahahahahahaha oh my! Can't stop laughing. Lmao!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by achi4u(m): 3:52pm On Feb 19, 2013
Lachynos2k2: fone's name might be samsang,samswag,hi-phone etc but when u open d back cover u see nokia battery.
you 2muchgringrin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by ukpaku: 3:52pm On Feb 19, 2013
atleast they came up with a technolgy and innovations to admire and criticise, what do we produce in nigerai here?if not for china that brought competition into the telec market some of us wouldn't have been able to use the so call ORIGINAL PHONE
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by fankasibe: 4:05pm On Feb 19, 2013
I remembered my last season in school (unilorin), during the exam my china-phone(sinsung) rang.....it was so loud that my case got to d former v.c (oloyede).....thank God sey i no face Tanke.(expell).
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by fankasibe: 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2013
NAMES OF CHINA PHONES
-Okia, No'care, Nokai
-Singsung, samshung
-suni-ricksin
-black belly, BlackBury
-hi-phone
-appu
-moto rollam
-sageam, sagent
(TECNO phone neva get original....wait till 2015)
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by kissoflife: 4:23pm On Feb 19, 2013
angelsing: Someone sold a china samsung galaxy tab to my friend for N52,000, the guy was so furious when i told him its a china..just 1 look at the phone i knew it was a china phone...My guy is furious that he is planning on arresting the guy
one chance!!!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by onitshaigbo(m): 4:37pm On Feb 19, 2013
If you're eating garri everyday, and you have a phone, your phone is a chinco phone.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Hardfact: 4:43pm On Feb 19, 2013
segebobo: Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call...











...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck
Nairaland people no go kill me o. LWKMD!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by weazzy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 19, 2013
With four of this machines u can organise a carnival
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by akino(m): 5:05pm On Feb 19, 2013
2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

You have not bought anyone that has mosquito detector/killer.try more

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