1.one hot afternoon i was walkin down neighbourhood to see my honey,well dress wit my white top/blue jeans/white snickers..wen a man cruising his land cruiser jeep splash me d left over rain waters by d road side,i scream...'you dey craze,sumtin dey worry ur head'...he says sorry i said shut up u bloody civilian i will deal wit u.he came out i stil dey charge dey vibrate.sum babes they beg me i still dey form,he stil say sorry i land am hot slap...yeeepa d man na military police captain(red cap army)...i stil dey charge come do fake call...hello send me truck of idle crazy soldiers,i stil dey vibrate...some soldiers on patrol dey pass everybody tink say na my order,4where na him barrack boys....em waka come,salute d man,oga wetin happen....him say he pour me watet by error still beg me but i slap am....as him just talk say i slap am naso one soldier clear me comot from ground...wahala don come he say mek em kip me for quarter guard and giv me entertainment.....for two day i dey chop military entertainment before him come say mek em leave me....i don disfigure,blood,my teeth comot,my leg break....damn dat na life time experience
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