FIGHT CLUB has the wittiest quotes ever in a movie,

Tyler Durden:

'' We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. ''

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Tyler Durden:


''self improvement is masturbation.'' (talking about working out)

''The things you own end up owning you.''

''We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. ''


''Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler. ''

i'll be back- terminator

"Is this what you left me for?! " - TROY.

She needs some of her father's money to buy her a clue. - Bring it on.

If you must kill somebody , Kill and stop talking - Dracula

Let today be remembered as the day you almost caught captain Jack sparrow -- Jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean

We must fight to run away-jack sparrow in pirates of the caribbean 3.

iice:

Give up the halfling she-elf
If you want him, come and claim him
Nin o chithaeglir
Lasto beth daer
Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!

u forgot to add LOTR, lol,

@ ella looks like yure a jack sparrow fan aye,

Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant? Johnny Depp-Once upon a time in Mexico
I hate Mummies!- Brendan Fraser- The Mummy Returns

@teeluv
aye aye cap'n.

iice:

Lol i know, was too lazy to do that. Still am

The world is changing
Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor?
To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman. . .and the union of the two towers?

LOTR again, lol, by iice,

ella.b:

@teeluv
aye aye cap'n.

sailin 23 knots west,
heard a new part is on its way,

@teeluv~yeah.heard dat 2.

i hope they dont mess it up , like theyve been doin to sequesls of late,

Sulia kan, ayantoro kan - Jenifa in jenifa
ma gi igbati fi sim card si ori e, ori e mama ja fun network-Alakada

Do you want to blackmail me as well? just forget it- Konfu hustle
Backup my backside- Konfu hustle

Dont lie, dont cheat and dont drink. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love; if you must cheat, cheat death and if you must drink, drink to those moments that take your breath away- Will Smith in Hitch

medjai:

Dont lie, dont cheat and dont drink. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love; if you must cheat, cheat death and if you must drink, drink to those moments that take your breath away- Will Smith in Hitch

now thats a movie, that always makes me laff and love will smith, also good quote

Death at a funeral

Martin Lawrence:"I'm broke as in,it's hammer time",

Lauged my butt off

What else has a man got but to stay faithful to his destiny and can one rage against the gods at his own ??---- Marco Polo

Batiatus to his wife :

Not every game leads to a climax


His wife : Oh yeah I know , that's a fact known to every woman

Spartacus

gun dont kill people,people kill people-vin disel in 2fast 2furious
scorpion and sub -zero deadliest of enemies but slave under my power-shang tusang in mortal kombat

The only one that can do what i do, is me. Lot of men had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me? -THE DEPARTED.

'Before my time is done, i will look down on your corpse and smile.' Achilles, Troy.

pointing his gun at you
"Go ahead, make my day" - Clint Eastwood

dont u know who i am. .am the JUGGERNUT B1TCH -x men 3

'stop or my mother will shoot'
Arnold

"il put holes in ur body n u wont know which hole to fart or which hole to breath" , the movie is called DIBAANG

Show me the Money!!!

- Cuba Gooding Jr, Jerry McGuire!