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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 10:32pm On Aug 21, 2013
NIGHTFOX: Ok.... Bt u no go finish d@ ur own tori? Nah 2 day guard pple own u sabi abi?undecided...................
u fit help me guard there na.... If no be for my phone sha... Lol
Dhortunn: TBH this still remains the best story i ever came across on NL. Baba Flow is good! #GodBless
omo I knw wetin u wan do
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by NIGHTFOX: 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2013
Rap maestro: u fit help me guard there na.... If no be for my phone sha... Lol omo I knw wetin u wan do
. Broz y are u keen on being last to comment? Hehehehehe
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Ezeebube2(m): 10:50am On Aug 22, 2013
Allah i no believe say people still de here with torch. Where Flow de sef, im don forget say im promise us new tori? Abeg Rap maestro, help me remind am. Thanks
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 10:57am On Aug 22, 2013
Ezeebube2: Allah i no believe say people still de here with torch. Where Flow de sef, im don forget say im promise us new tori? Abeg Rap maestro, help me remind am. Thanks
okay... shocked
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by NIGHTFOX: 9:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
grin
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:47am On Aug 23, 2013
NIGHTFOX: grin
why you dey shine teeth
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by NIGHTFOX: 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2013
Rap maestro: why you dey shine teeth
I day do advert 4 close-up
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2013
NIGHTFOX: I day do advert 4 close-up
e neva clean... brush am again and shine am well
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by NIGHTFOX: 3:33pm On Aug 24, 2013
U no go go finish dat love In my favour. God day watch u in 3D oh........
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by ERF: 11:12am On Aug 25, 2013
UNA NEVA TAYA. . . . I'm still suprise that the majority avnt read this sweety pie. . .wow
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Ezeebube2(m): 9:16pm On Aug 25, 2013
E<R>F:
UNA NEVA TAYA. . . . I'm still suprise that the majority avnt read this sweety pie. . .wow

oya nack am for front page again! cheesy
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by NIGHTFOX: 12:10pm On Aug 27, 2013
Mak una leave dis thread mak e rest nah
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by lukfame(m): 10:51pm On Aug 27, 2013
Special tnx 2 flow for the rib cracking story...u av got an adventurous life...wow!,neva knew sum1 can have dat type of life...well,I live a boring life,buh am loving it or so I tink..
Still am flowing like flow
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by lukfame(m): 10:51pm On Aug 27, 2013
Special tnx 2 flow for the rib cracking story...u av got an adventurous life...wow!,neva knew sum1 can have dat type of life...well,I live a boring life,buh am loving it or so I tink..
Still am flowing like flow....Gracia
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Osynan(f): 9:29am On Sep 03, 2013
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Affable0709(m): 12:33am On Sep 04, 2013
Nice piece by the way. I'm a newbie
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2013
Ahan.... E don do na
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Ezeebube2(m): 8:57pm On Sep 14, 2013
STAMPED

"THREAD CLOSED. . ."
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 7:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
Ezeebube2: STAMPED

"THREAD CLOSED. . ."
yeah.. Movie z over
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by ERF: 9:42am On Sep 18, 2013
THREAD CLOSED FAH?

I'm thinking of reading it again self ^_o
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by micholalo(m): 4:15pm On Oct 03, 2013
FLOW you dey madt. Sorry you make sense. I go miss everybody too. Crying *sob.i really love your story, tuale for the flow175............
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by ritababe(f): 12:06am On Oct 04, 2013
Hmmmm
when i saw the story from page 1 to 107, i say why d story long like this na
i just left and went to read ibo boy after i finish that i just say let me just read page 1 and when i started i dont want to leave again.

I love the story so much welldone
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Seequadry(m): 7:56pm On Oct 08, 2013
Emi xcorfield omo ajibola... I don read diz story from page 1 to page 102 were u end d story wit a happy birthday wish 4urself
So am using dis plenty opportunity to THANK YOU (mr flow) for sharing aw u live ur funny life wit us
May god be wit u wherever u are
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by okelarine: 10:13am On Oct 12, 2013
flow1759: "

So one night, Uche took the lady out and got her drunk, he brought her home and slept with her.

After sleeping with her, he applied Superglue to her "T'oto" while she was sleeping. To cut the long story short, Uche ran to his village early the next morning leaving the lady in his room. The lady was rushed to the hospital after she was found in Uche's room crying in pains.

Uche came back to the hostel two weeks later thinking the case might have died down, not knowing the Police was in search of him.

The police got him after 2days. He was locked up. But because his parents were wealthy, they bailed him out and cleared the medical bills of the Lady.

When we asked Uche why he did such devilish act, he simply said; "since e hard for me to enter that place, as i finally enter nobody go enter that place again, that na why i superglue the place".


Since then, his name changed from Uche to Superglue T'oto.

dis got me sheding tears jor. I don laf ma belle scata

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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Seequadry(m): 10:51pm On Oct 12, 2013
okelarine: dis got me sheding tears jor. I don laf ma belle scata
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Seequadry(m): 10:52pm On Oct 12, 2013
okelarine: dis got me sheding tears jor. I don laf ma belle scata
Y u dey make noise, u no c say everybody dey sleep
Abeg laugh gently, u stil dey far far sef ,shioo

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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Kslib(m): 9:08pm On Oct 13, 2013
Started reading this yesterday and finished it just now...

Wow,nice funny story flow.. I enjoyed the humor.. grin grin
I really laughed and cracked my ribs..lol
I know the thread is dead but just felt it would be selfish of me not to comment..
..
All izz well!
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Bulcqlay(m): 12:09pm On Oct 15, 2013
interestin, wat a life indeed, stil u flow to osun 4 anoda episode
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by SexySapphire(f): 12:26pm On Oct 19, 2013
Wen I saw this story @ first, I was wondering hw I wud finish it buh wen I got to the end, I didn't want it to finish. The story rili got me reeling wit lafta. Nice work Flow. Abeg which tori u don write again apart from Ibo boy wey lik yoruba
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by olatunji390(m): 3:08pm On Oct 21, 2013
Nice write up
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by chopsyray(m): 1:34pm On Oct 22, 2013
When I saw 107 pages I was scared, but since it was my man Flowee after reading Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba. I knew it was going to be a blast,so I took d courageous step of starting, finally I'm here, it took me d whole of 2 days and 2 9ts to get here. Too bad I didn't catch d story live, but I still had fun.

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