I am about to get married and this question has been bothering my mind. Should we pray before and after 'BED ACTIONS'? Please, this is very urgent!

its obvious you are joking. What is with these silly questions by nairalanders. heres the answer to your question, should you pray before and after using the toilet?

LMAO!!!!!
Are u a virgin
If u are, then its essential.
U need to pray to open the way and pray to close it back!!!
Once again:::
LMAO!!!!

OK: on a serious note...NO. Once married, its legal. But during fasting, u abstain.
May I ask why u tot to pray?

KINGwax: LMAO!!!!!
Are u a virgin
If u are, then its essential.
U need to pray to open the way and pray to close it back!!!
Once again:::
LMAO!!!!

OK: on a serious note...NO. Once married, its legal. But during fasting, u abstain.
May I ask why u tot to pray?

Though hilarious, i think your post is insightful. Thanks!

Yes o. You have to pray before and after so as to ask god for forgiveness for all d nonsense you'll say before and after! Bishru! Pray my foot!

I wonder why you people are laughing at him, his question isn't totally ridiculous.
Op the bible says you should pray without ceasing. That includes before and after hammering. Some people die during that stuff, so it's always safer to commit it to the lord.

Don't mind these 21st century Christians, I'm the real deal.

Goshen360:

egbon, abi i lie?

Is this a trick question?
What will you ask for in prayer? An e.rection that lasts for all eternity?

I used to have a girlfriend who always said "thank sir" after the action.
But praying, I have never heard of.

Alfamann: I used to have a girlfriend who always said "thank sir" after the action.
But praying, I have never heard of.

...and you sey wetin thank ma? Lol reminds me of dumebi d dirty girl home movie...frank! Ma! Lol

ATMC: egbon, abi i lie?

In fact, you're in the spirit. Lie keh! Sons and daughters of the kingdom no dey lie na. Son of man eyes don see something finish for this Nairaland o.

Op mumu pass me

Goshen360:

In fact, you're in the spirit. Lie keh! Sons and daughters of the kingdom no dey lie na. Son of man eyes don see something finish for this Nairaland o.

lol

Zakkyoz: I am about to get married and this question has been bothering my mind. Should we pray before and after 'BED ACTIONS'? Please, this is very urgent!

Hahaha, very funny. For me o, the only time i will pray is the very first night on our honeymoon which i will tell God to bless me with triplet or twin.

Alfamann: I used to have a girlfriend who always said "thank sir" after the action.
But praying, I have never heard of.

Thank U sir ke? For kini? A job well done abi. Some babes sef.
This question is VERY funny but I have heard something similar b4. Some peeps will say if u re seekin for the fruit of the womb, u can pray b4 action but for me PRAY KE! Not when ur body is on fire.

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Maybe the woman should have prayed first

NO!

To add to what i've said before...ima na o ife arumani so you need to report yourself pre and post

christians ehn, na wa oo

I don't think we should humour the poster.If only you hear all the do's and don'ts that christians have been threatened to keep,you'll understand.i was asked to pray and fast for 3 days after my wedding in my own case so we can be fruitful.i didn't mind them o.exactly 9 months 1 week after wedding,my lovely wife put to bed our first child.infact my elders in church jokingly called me quick action afterwards

@OP, pls there is no admonition like that in the bible never mind law.these are what Christ refered to as traditions of men.it has no single bearing on your spirituality.If you do it,God wont punish you and if you don't,he still wont punish you.

Go ahead bro and make that woman happy after the wedding i mean o.

peace

Proves how sinful sex is

Zakkyoz: I am about to get married and this question has been bothering my mind. Should we pray before and after 'BED ACTIONS'? Please, this is very urgent!

Lol am just curious here o. What exactly are you gonna say in your prayers before and after 'bed actions'?

Paschal007: Lol am just curious here o. What exactly are you gonna say in your prayers before and after 'bed actions'?

before: JESUS come and join us

after: JESUS, thank you for giving me a great night. we will continue in Paradise.

Bt come to think of it, f we pray bfore and after meal, why shuldnt we pray bfore and after sexx?

Lol prayer... Thank your God for this hole I am about to enter. Pls understand that I am nt doin it for pleasure or lust but for procreation. I ask that you don't allow me to drown and forgive any dirty word or thougt that might come from me during the act. I bind any demonic spirit that might make this act cannaly enjoyable and I ask that our bodis be filld with d holy spirit evn as we indulge in this act. This and more we ask thru christ our lord... Man and wife answers, amen.

Oya get ur cloths of let me show u what a real man I am

Haha u are such a dirty spririt filled husband.

frank3.16:
Bt come to think of it, f we pray bfore and after meal, why shuldnt we pray bfore and after sexx?

Lol prayer... Thank your God for this hole I am about to enter. Pls understand that I am nt doin it for pleasure or lust but for procreation. I ask that you don't allow me to drown and forgive any dirty word or thougt that might come from me during the act. I bind any demonic spirit that might make this act cannaly enjoyable and I ask that our bodis be filld with d holy spirit evn as we indulge in this act. This and more we ask thru christ our lord... Man and wife answers, amen.

Oya get ur cloths of let me show u what a real man I am

Haha u are such a dirty spririt filled husband.

hmmmmm