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Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by akorlade(m): 11:50am On Mar 09, 2013
This poster badt gan. I don earn all of 'em o.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 11:52am On Mar 09, 2013
Le Ostrich:


another fact for you
Mscheeewwww!!!! Zap OFF!!! ITK...You are really an Ostrich Jeez
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by LeOstrich: 11:53am On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Mscheeewwww!!!! Zap OFF!!! ITK

niggress
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by nikkypearl(f): 11:55am On Mar 09, 2013
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
y did u steal my post
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by fredopayee(m): 11:57am On Mar 09, 2013
Me na jay Z salary I dey colet. U kw what it is?
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 09, 2013
Le Ostrich:

niggress
OSTRICH tongue
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by LeOstrich: 12:01pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: OSTRICH tongue

my name...
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by maclatunji: 12:01pm On Mar 09, 2013
cool318: I no fit laugh , i think i have been a victim of all the types of Salary you listed above.
some Nigerian Employers no be am at all, it s time to set up my own business, but CAC is a witch in disguise.

To be MD/CEO is not easy o. Lots of pain, but if/when it works out fewer things could be better. I have seen people do it.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by LeOstrich: 12:02pm On Mar 09, 2013
maclatunji:

To be MD/CEO is not easy o. Lots of pain, but if/when it works out fewer things could be better. I have seen people do it.

your point in all this?

and what are you doing outside your mosque? u al majiri
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Koolking(m): 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2013
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

5. Armed Robbers Salary - You grab it and go on retirement
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Encoredme(m): 12:18pm On Mar 09, 2013
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
None of the above dude! grin
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
None of the above dude!
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by JEMMYP(f): 12:30pm On Mar 09, 2013
I no fit stop laugh ooo, the salary categories na pure punishment ;DI no fit stop laugh ooo, the salary categories na pure punishment
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Emoticon: 12:41pm On Mar 09, 2013
None of the above.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by misterseed(m): 12:42pm On Mar 09, 2013
Salary is salary. There is even pepper salary. You are afraid to touch it but you must.

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Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by oba2flex(m): 12:47pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Mine is


Number (5) SEA SALARY= It comes from every source and never runs dry... cool
Really U must be very hardworking.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Paulaok4(f): 12:48pm On Mar 09, 2013
Been there earned that, don't wanna ever go back there....

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Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by bigx(m): 12:48pm On Mar 09, 2013
Na wa o, dis kain sufferhead post
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by onyeego(m): 12:54pm On Mar 09, 2013
I've never collected salary wink
With d way things are going, I don't think I will ever take salary.

Hustlers don't take salary.
If we do not work, we don't get laid.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 1:01pm On Mar 09, 2013
oba2flex: Really U must be very hardworking.
Yes i just claimed it by Gods Grace wont you claim it too wink
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by jejematic(m): 1:04pm On Mar 09, 2013
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by lawizle(m): 1:06pm On Mar 09, 2013
osisey2010: What do you call corper's salary? Alawie... That's mine. Menstrual salary!

Owo faaji ni corpers salary
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by DMainMan: 1:31pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Mine is


Number (5) SEA SALARY= It comes from every source and never runs dry... cool

runs girl
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Sojyde: 1:40pm On Mar 09, 2013
Please what is the difference between CAC Registration Number and Certificate of Incorporation Number (RC Number)?
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2013
DMainMan:

runs girl
And who is this NIT WIT? How dare you call me that derogatory name? I'm reporting you to the MOD's right now!!!
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by rezzy: 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2013
Mine is mestrual salary(aka ponkious salary, no difference btw it and alawie), it comes exactly end of the month, i save about 70% and use the rest for transport and sweet mouth.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by HectorTroy: 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: And who is this NIT WIT? How dare you call me that derogatory name? I'm reporting you to the MOD's right now!!!
Sharrap dia....Harry reporter. Is it because he said the truth? Better change your ways...

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Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 09, 2013
HectorTroy:
Sharrap dia....Harry reporter. Is it because he said the truth? Better change your ways...
And where did this one come from? I can see you are frustrated you hater and attention seeking NIT WIT!!! Click on my profile, Go through all my topics posts and comments and it will tell you who i am. BUFFOON!!!
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by zoedicus: 3:20pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: Who asked for this long epistle? GOSH!!!!
leave him make im dey form farmiliarity.
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Kazrem(m): 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2013
Al of d above
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by HectorTroy: 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2013
WinnieDPooh: And where did this one come from? I can see you are frustrated you hater and attention seeking NIT WIT!!! Click on my profile, Go through all my topics posts and comments and it will tell you who i am. BUFFOON!!!
Sorry na....na just play I dey play..how much for 3 rounds?
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
HectorTroy:
Sorry na....na just play I dey play..how much for 3 rounds?
PLEASE GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Types Of Salary: Which One Is Yours by AkinDavid2: 3:39pm On Mar 09, 2013
If you are experiencing any of the above salary scale, you need the blood of Jesus

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