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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Gombs(m): 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
Azzin eh, dem need serious audition and prayers and training

TF is
Two Rats
beyonce and rihanna
iraq and afghanistan
White Hunters
Lady GaGaa
and worse Facebook Babes


Expect

The Pope
The pope dat retired
Nations Cup Babes
The Mba babes
Real madrid vs Barca (na dem mr ibu,aki n paw paw n victor osuagwu plus mama g go act am)

And later,dem go giv em movies award(s)

*stammering with vex

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Dthespian: 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
The Powerful Monster......abeg unaa don see monster wey no dey powerful?
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Inik(m): 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
Azonto ghost
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mosquitoNet(m): 4:42pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nancy wealth: aki na ukwa
lol........grin


@topic

Okada rider
Groundnut seller
Khaki no be leather
enemy of progress
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 4:45pm On Mar 10, 2013
Gombs: Azzin eh, dem need serious audition and prayers and training

TF is
Two Rats
beyonce and rihanna
iraq and afghanistan
White Hunters
Lady GaGaa
and worse Facebook Babes


Expect

The Pope
The pope dat retired
Nations Cup Babes
The Mba babes
Real madrid vs Barca (na dem mr ibu,aki n paw paw n victor osuagwu plus mama g go act am)

And later,dem go giv em movies award(s)

*stammering with vex
Hahahaha! I haff died o!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by GreenBobo: 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...

and if you kip d@ way... d likes of Omotola, Gene, Jim Iyke, Mike e.t.c
will begin to find it very hard to feed?
Abegii.....go get a life!

d@ reminds me........ I hope u dnt patronize 9JA muzics too!
Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Regiblinkz(m): 4:48pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...
who send ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊ aproko!!!*as if ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊ can act or direct*
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Fussbot: 4:49pm On Mar 10, 2013
2go babes,azonto
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i found beyonce and rihanna quite funny
which one be iron pant grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Clemzy16(m): 4:52pm On Mar 10, 2013
op, u 4got 2 mention dat sme of diz funny titles re comedy film. Anyways, ve seen a couple of dem buh my fav amongst all z '2 rats' dat comedly film ft aki nd pawpaw rily got ma ribs cracking bak in doz dayz..
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by toprealman: 4:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
Aki and Pawpaw.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
Beyonce and Rihanna
Fifa agent
Sex in the church
Pam pam
Sweet potato
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by sisiruthy: 4:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
cheesy
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
Black Angel
Black Angle
Black Cable
Black Rod
Black Nsi
Private Enemy
Solo
Suffre Suffre
Black Coca Cola
Yellow Fanta
To mention a few...
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Chimeluv(f): 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
Heavy rain, ikuku(the hurricane), My virginity, Royal cup, Royal war, Silent burner, Holy family.....
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
Dumebi, the dirty girl.

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 10, 2013
tea and coffee grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ItsUncleDee(m): 5:00pm On Mar 10, 2013
@poster ar u a learner
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 10, 2013
ItsUncleDee: @poster ar u a learner
why is a learner ? i like this thread and so do other people
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by cyril83(m): 5:05pm On Mar 10, 2013
adaobi123:
why is a learner ? i like this thread and so do other people
abeg ignore dat boring dummy. Tho' this will be the 5th times the topic hitting nairaland front page so that doesn't make u a learner but a photocopier. Lol
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by nikegbade(f): 5:13pm On Mar 10, 2013
Mama insurance
Pakurumo
Haa! Aye le
Efo arugbo
Ologbo iyagba
Ija agba meta
Kokoro alate
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Aksally(m): 5:15pm On Mar 10, 2013
The best to me classical ones like
Rituals
Silent Night
The Gardner

and there was this film by Liz Benson, Zack Orji and a lecturer actor from lagos then; forgoten thw title

Then there was nothing like part 2.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by EmmyBoy2(m): 5:17pm On Mar 10, 2013
Several years ago,I came across Nollywood film posters that looked like this. Arrow of Love, Black Love, Fake Love, Money Love, Tears of Love, Golden Love, Village Love, Love of Love and all that sh...it.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 10, 2013
Aksally: The best to me classical ones like
Rituals
Silent Night
The Gardner

and there was this film by Liz Benson, Zack Orji and a lecturer actor from lagos then; forgoten thw title

Then there was nothing like part 2.
I miss those days. Not now, when a movie has up to 6 parts and each part has a different name.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Bibees: 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2013
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GreenBobo:

and if you kip d@ way... d likes of Omotola, Gene, Jim Iyke, Mike e.t.c
will begin to find it very hard to feed?
Abegii.....go get a life!

d@ reminds me........ I hope u dnt patronize 9JA muzics too!
Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!


Heheheeeeeeee!!!!!
Dude, nice one grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Buchy2020(m): 5:21pm On Mar 10, 2013
Mama G goes 2 skul. Long john, Mr Ibu & Son.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ifihearam: 5:25pm On Mar 10, 2013
GreenBobo:

and if you kip d@ way... d likes of Omotola, Gene, Jim Iyke, Mike e.t.c
will begin to find it very hard to feed?
Abegii.....go get a life!

d@ reminds me........ I hope u dnt patronize 9JA muzics too!
Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!

Thank u
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by marianaj(f): 5:30pm On Mar 10, 2013
The craziest movie title i've ever seen is,,,,, www.what went wrong,,,featuring Patience Ozokwor & Tony Umez
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 5:33pm On Mar 10, 2013
adaobi123:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i found beyonce and rihanna quite funny
which one be iron pant grin grin grin
grin

Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 5:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
Daddy must obey
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 5:49pm On Mar 10, 2013
Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?
This is a forum not a news site. Anything can be discussed in a forum.I too know dey worry you
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Suchie(m): 5:52pm On Mar 10, 2013
Okuko Igbo,

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