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Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by xynerio(m): 6:10pm On Aug 21, 2009
1. THE PREGNANT VIRGIN: Is there another mary on earth and precisely Naija. How can a virgin be pregnant without squashing?         

2. VIRGIN PROSTITUTE: This one baffles me, what is a prostitude? A prostitude is one(woman) who offer her body for sex in exchange for money. A prostitude means already having sex in exchange for money.               

3. MISSING ANGEL: Who said his angel is missing God or Man? God is omnipresent he sees everything then how can u say his angel is missing. Whether God's angel or Angel of death, it is really senseless to say they are missing. Trying to copy CITY OF ANGELS.             

There are other mistakes we make in our movie industry most especially titles, sometimes titles contradict to actions. List some senseless ones u know.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 6:12pm On Aug 21, 2009
Expect anything from trashy Nolly-junk. . .
Movie industry full of jokes and gobblydygooks!
Pssf. . . .
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by mamagee6(f): 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2009
You can expect anything from an industry who has ran out of ideas.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by zmurda(m): 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2009
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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by zmurda(m): 7:22pm On Aug 21, 2009
I know there are many nonsensical movie titles, but I am sure even the most avid watchers haven't seen this:

how many times have i told you?

if i was the one

na me be this

yahoo yahoo gals in Okija shrine

love without laughter

mamagee and mrcrackles in love

money no reach.

If anyone needs ideas for movie titles, please contact me. I am very prolific.

grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by TOYOSI20(f): 7:35pm On Aug 21, 2009
ROFL!!! grin grin grin

Try, . . .Two rats, . . . shocked shocked shocked

Calculator. . . . embarassed embarassed

Tom and Jerry undecided undecided

Hot money cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mental case shocked shocked

Chruch Prostitute. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Hottest babe. . . .

PS. Watched most of 'em , . . .they are mad funny tho, . . . . lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 8:23pm On Aug 21, 2009
TOYOSI20:

Calculator. . . . embarassed embarassed

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SeanT21(f): 4:59am On Aug 22, 2009
My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love

Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love

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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by OgidiBoy(m): 5:02am On Aug 22, 2009
SeanT21:

My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love

Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love








Don't be talking shit about Nollywood, which one did Liberia produce?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SeanT21(f): 5:09am On Aug 22, 2009
Where is the shit I am talking?? undecided
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by bydot1(m): 6:01am On Aug 22, 2009
Na una dey spoil naija, to encourage these people in the industry na wahala

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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by noblegas2(m): 7:56am On Aug 22, 2009
xynerio:

1. THE PREGNANT VIRGIN: Is there another mary on earth and precisely Naija. How can a virgin be pregnant without squashing? 2. VIRGIN PROSTITUDE: This one baffles me, what is a prostitude? A prostitude is one(woman) who offer her body for sex in exchange for money. A prostitude means already having sex in exchange for money. 3. MISSING ANGEL: Who said his angel is missing God or Man? God is omnipresent he sees everything then how can u say his angel is missing. Whether God's angel or Angel of death, it is really senseless to say they are missing. Trying to copy CITY OF ANGELS. There are other mistakes we make in our movie industry most especially titles, sometimes titles contradict to actions. List some senseless ones u know.


lol, Instead of me watching [size=20pt]No[/size][/b]llywood films, i ll rather watch [b]TOM & JERRY, looks hilarious to me, @ least i ll know am watchin Fiction
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by philip0906(m): 8:10am On Aug 22, 2009
noble_gas1:

lol, Instead of me watching [size=20pt]No[/size][/b]llywood films, [b]i ll rather watch [b]TOM & JERRY, looks hilarious to me, @ least i ll know am watchin Fiction[/b]
There is a tom and jerry film acted by those 2 short men(akin and pawpaw) cheesy grin.
SeanT21:

My Private Part - shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I Am Not Stupid- cheesy grin grin

Could This Be Love- undecided undecided

Love Against The Law- undecided

Money Love- undecided undecided


Love Oh Love- shocked shocked grin grin

When Love Dies- undecided undecided

Magic Love- shocked undecided

Real Love- undecided

Hot Love- undecided

Last Celebrity- cheesy lipsrsealed

Hope Alive- undecided

Red Light- grin grin

Harvest of Love- undecided






useless films. shocked cheesy grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 11:32am On Aug 22, 2009
OgidiBoy:

Don't be talking shit about Nollywood, which one did Liberia produce?
Are you confused?
Where is the shit she is talking about?
And even if she was, is it not true?
Nollywood is a pile of coagulated semen, take it or leave it!
Psssf. . . . .

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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by bydot1(m): 1:15pm On Aug 22, 2009
na waooo
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by bgees(m): 4:08pm On Aug 22, 2009
chelsea vs liverpool angry


beyonce and rihanna embarassed
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Borat1: 7:41pm On Aug 22, 2009
on the other hand, i guess the title of this thread shoud be 'sensible movie titles',
i reckon most are senseless
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by chyk91(m): 12:34am On Aug 23, 2009
ukwa( bread fruit)
area scatter.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by bydot1(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2009
Scatter scatter tongue
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by bgees(m): 4:07pm On Aug 23, 2009
iran iraq!
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by playahP(m): 10:37pm On Aug 23, 2009
Living in bondage
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by chiogo(f): 10:49pm On Aug 23, 2009
^ ay ay, that was a good movie. Back then, they knew what they were doing.

@topic, oh hell no, don't get me started grin

- Could this be love? tongue
- My wife, my mother cheesy
- Sister Mary
- Dangerous love
- Dangerous sisters
- Jealous lover
- Missing angel
- Hammer lipsrsealed
- Two rats
- Aki and pawpaw(is that a movie?)
- The foolish goat
- The boy is mine
- Love, where are you? tongue
- My love


Abeg, I lost track, haven't watched 'em in a grip and yes, I did watch most of 'em. smiley
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Atreus(f): 10:07am On Aug 24, 2009
Ancestral spear. Love and likeness.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 12:26pm On Aug 24, 2009
SeanT21:

My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love
Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love






sick grin grin grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 12:46pm On Aug 24, 2009
SeanT21:

My Private Part shocked shocked
I Am Not Stupid embarassed grin
Could This Be Love shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy
Love Against The Law
Money Love  shocked shocked embarassed embarassed
Love Oh Love shocked shocked grin LMFAO!
When Love Dies shocked
Magic Love angry grin
Real Love shocked shocked cheesy
Hot Love shocked shocked shocked shocked tongue
Last Celebrity embarassed shocked grin
Hope Alive shocked embarassed
Red Light embarassed tongue shocked
Harvest of Love embarassed embarassed embarassed


*Speechless*
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 12:49pm On Aug 24, 2009
what about the following: grin

kiss my pain



Husband my foot
lol

he goat

long John  cheesy

Area scatterer


Elastic Limit  grin

shakira  what? grin

karma of virgins na wah

Death Is A Woman  
2 rats  I didn't see any rat in th film grin

Take me to mama  

marriage apart   grin

Love apart   grin

Wealth apart   grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 12:51pm On Aug 24, 2009
rokiatu:

what about the following: grin
kiss my pain shocked

Husband my foot
shocked shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy
he goat grin
long John cheesy shocked cheesy
Area scatterer
Elastic Limit  grin
shakira  what? grin
karma of virgins shocked grin
Death Is A Woman    embarassed embarassed embarassed angry
2 rats   I didn't see any rat in th film grinangry
Take me to mama WTF shocked
marriage apart  grin
Love apart  grin
Wealth apart  grin
I am fucking embarrassed! embarassed embarassed

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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by wunmilyn(f): 1:26pm On Aug 24, 2009
hummmmmm

johnbull and rosekate          though funny
beyonce and rihana              i don't even understand dis, yet it has part 1,2,3 . . .
most wanted bachelor           lipsrsealed
blessed among women           lipsrsealed  
Reloaded                                dis is just wasting of money and time  angry
when it lies in the heart          pure nonsense  undecided
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by oge4real(f): 2:01pm On Aug 24, 2009
The stupid names they give to the movies is not the major annoying trend with them.
What about their new method of naming parts 1&2, differently from parts 3&4 of the same movie?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by galatico(m): 2:17pm On Aug 24, 2009
Nollywood is full of shit, There movie titles don't really make sense, when you watch the fil itself it's crap inpersonated, you'll know how the film would end from the begining, a film is supposed to keep the viewers in suspense, in Nollywood's films the word suspense is missing!!!
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by pinkylady1(f): 2:25pm On Aug 24, 2009
wunmilyn:

hummmmmm

johnbull and rosekate          though funny
beyonce and rihana              i don't even understand dis, yet it has part 1,2,3 . . .
most wanted bachelor           lipsrsealed
blessed among women           lipsrsealed  
Reloaded                                dis is just wasting of money and time  angry
when it lies in the heart          pure nonsense  undecided

where did u get dat 4rm?   grin grin grin grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by xynerio(m): 2:30pm On Aug 24, 2009
The most annoying movie I have watched is the nonsense EUROPE BY ROAD. I tell u the last Gulder ultimate search is more interesting than the yeye movie.

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